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OKAY SO YOU MAY BE ASKING ME “yo sak what the fuck is a quadrant” well to put it homestuck romance has like four things. An actual romantic rls (matespirits) a QPR (moirails) Rivalry (Kismesis) and the third wheel (Austpicice)
Ok. Hi I’m sakitoyas and I’m gonna put all my blorbos into quadrants because I feel like it and I have NOBODY else to talk about this with bc none of my friends are both homestuck AND piggy fans. I’m so sorry if you’re not a homestuck fan and you have no idea what I’m on about
okay Willow and player Kismesis. Guys. Just hear me out. So the amount of wretchedjustice fics got me on the train and I was like “oh yeah these guys are DEFINITELY in a Kismesis” because hello?????? Have you SEEN them?????? my brother in Christ, those are Erikat’s apprentices. Erisol’s vessels. You can’t tell me they wouldn’t be the most homoerotic rivals ever
Zony moirails ofc. To be honest they don’t rlly read as a romantic relationship to me ((same with Giraffy and Mimi, they’re so super moirails)) more so as a QPR ((pls let my aroace ahh have smth im BEGGING)) They’re like eridan and Feferi to me but like less…..erifef. Yk??? Like not pure evil toxic erifef more like fluffy cute aww erifef 🥺🥺🥺 aww yay!!!!
Okay now I’m just begging to get sniped but I’ve been up all night brainstorming so idc Mimi + Zizzy and Sheepy + Bunny matespirits. They’re lesbians. Please PLEASE DONT MURDER ME THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SAYING MY SHIP OPINIONS IN THIS FANDOM
Okay if yall have any ideas lmk in the comments bc this is giving me mad inspiration for actual writing
edit: I wanna write doomed player x pony so bad I HAVE NO IDEAS I’m in HELL/j