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Bakugou Katsuki has a dilemma. What is the dilemma you may ask?
It’s the fact that… DEKU AS A TEACHER IS REALLY ATTRACTIVE TO HIM AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT TO HIM!!
Let’s recount recent embarrassing as hell moments, shall we?
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Katsuki was walking through UA hallways to pick Izuku up for the class-A hangout tonight. He grumbles to himself, “The fucker is taking advantage me and he knows it.”
He reaches the teacher’s room, and finishes his earlier thought, “Well, I’m the dumbstruck fool who lets him,” he rolls his eyes. He opens the door and greets his older teachers. ‘The geezers ain’t thinking of retiring soon?’ He thinks.
He spots Izuku writing something down, and calls out to him, “Oi, Izuku, pack your shit-“ he’s interrupted by Izuku raising his hand to silence him, and signalling to give him a sec, all without raising his head up or saying a word or stopping what he was doing, which now that Katsuki was closer, turned out to be marking exam papers.
Katsuki, now standing, waiting and watching Izuku wordlessly finish marking his kids’ papers, thought to himself, ‘what the fuck was that. No, wait why’d I stop? No fucking way I just let him do that to me? Holy shit, that was… that was HOT? WHAT THE FUCK? HE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK UP! HE JUST DID THAT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, his sleeves are rolled up, holy damn, help me, am I staring at his arms. Yeah… I am’
As Katsuki is internally melting, he catches Aizawa’s smirk, Katsuki feels his ears heat up. As he’s about the say a word to prove he’s not some… obedient Pomeranian! (Also, his fucking reputation because why the fuck did he let Izuku do that and he listened???)
Izuku sorts the papers, finally done, and stretches with a groan. “Ugh, sorry Kacchan!! Was marking papers, didn’t wanna ruin the flow, y’know? I’ll just put my things in my bag right now! How are you, by the way?” Izuku grins at him, as he stands from the chair and grabs his bag.
Katsuki, choosing to put that whole encounter behind him (to think about later), rolls his eyes, “What the fuck ever, is one conversation gonna make you forget the whole answer sheet to the questions YOU wrote and chose to give in the paper? And I’m fucking fine, we talked in the morning,”
“No but still there’s a flow!! And a lot could happen on the field during the day! Didn’t wanna assume, geez, what’s got you so grumpy,” he mumbles as he closes his bag and wears it across his torso. “Let’s go!” he grins and greets his fellow teachers’ goodbye.
They exit the room, “they ain’t thinking of retiring? How long can they stand kids, could not be me.” Katsuki shivers at the thought of being surrounded by teenagers for so long. Izuku chuckles, “Hey, the kids are cute, if just a little… mischievous,” he laughs nervously.
“Were we a little mischievous, ‘Mr. you’ll-all-die-if-I’m-here-so-I-gotta-ditch-and-fight-randos’?” Katsuki smirks. Izuku looked offended, “Hey!! That was a dark past of mine!” he says but then laughs. “You’re never letting that go, are you?” he raises a brow. “Nope, not a chance,” Katsuki grins evilly, saying the nope with pop!
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That was tame, comparatively. But Katsuki’s really not getting that moment out of his head, does he silent his students like that? (oh god can he go back to school? Is there some exam he can retake? No damn it of course there isn’t, he was a fucking straight A student, fuck his perfectionism)
Now, Izuku has got his hero suit, yes, but there was time, where Izuku didn’t need it... and well, that killed Katsuki (in a good way).
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Katsuki was patrolling nearby the hero museum. No, not because UA students were visiting it, definitely not because Izuku was one of the escorts. Fuck off, he can patrol wherever he wants, he’s his own boss of his own agency.
Eijiro was with him too, and knew exactly why he was here, which was you know… patrolling to keep civilains safe and making sure they knew that, what else? “Stop smirking, shitty hair, it’s not a good look on you, you look constipated.” Katsuki grunts. “Rude, but you know WHY I’m smirking, don’t you? You’re so obvious bakubro,” he laughs in reply.
Katsuki glares at him, which has no effect on Eijirou after all these years, “Shut the fuck up, don’t even know what you mean,” Eijirou grins, “Sure, man, whatever you tell yourself to keep you sane,” he pats him on the back hard which Katsuki hits him back for.
Suddenly, they receive a message through comms’ that a villain has attacked the museum, Katsuki immediately replies, “Dynamight reporting, Me and Red Riot are nearby, we’re rushing over immediately.” They were about 5 mins away from the museum by walking, but by flight by explosions, Katsuki reached in less than a minute.
The students were all rushing out, led by the other teachers. He’s about to enter but then he hears a calm voice in comms’, “Hero Deku reporting, the situation’s been handled.” He stops midway in confusion, ‘didn’t Izuku give the hero suit to support?’ he thought, and he hears Eijirou stopping by him, “Weren’t you saying Midobro left his suit today? You were even complaining about that,”
Then, he sees Izuku, still in his teacher black tailored fitting suit, brushing his hair back with one hand, and holding the villain captured and tied together by the chain that keeps people in lines, in the other. Katsuki is gone, non-existent, because tell him WHY DID IZUKU LOOK SO CALM? WHEN HE JUST SINGLEHANDEDLY, NOT OUT OF BREATH, AND FUCKING POSING LIKE HE’S IN A MAGAZINE WITH HIS HAND BRUSHING HIS HAIR BACK.
“Oh, hey guys, can you take him in? Gotta check on my students,” he grins, and hands the villain who actually is half passed out (same, buddy). Eijirou puts a thumbs up, “Sure man! Of course!” Eijirou grabs the chains and grunts a little with the weight of the guy, since again half passed out, and Izuku walks off “Woah, he was handling him with one hand? Guy’s half out, he looked so light while he was being held by Mido,” (I wanna be held by him, the fuck)
Katsuki was head empty, with just the image of Izuku walking out in a black suit, hair brushed back, not a sweat after presuming a fight against a villain with a quirk. Eijirou goes and comes back and looks at Katsuki who has not moved an inch. He sighs, “Bro! Snap out of it!” and claps by his face.
Katsuki blinks, “What happened?” “You looked like you passed out bro,” Eijirou laughs, and crosses his arms, “Be cool, Mido is gonna talk to his students and then he’ll be back, so you know, snap out of whatever thought you got of Izuku in there,” “Shut the fuck up, there’s not any thought going on, pervert, gross, mind your own business,” Katsuki puts his hands on his hips.
“Hey guys! “They turn to see Izuku walking towards them with a wave, “Yo! Mido! Long time no see, when’d we last see each other? That hangout last week?” Eijirou grins, raising a hand back. “Yeah! Wow, you guys were quick! Were you patrolling nearby? This isn’t your usual route, Kacchan?” Izuku looks at him questioningly.
Katsuki completely ignores Izuku’s question, (and Eijirou’s knowing stare, fuck off, he doesn’t know shit, shitty hair), “We were quick? More like you were, what the fuck happened in there?” Izuku blinks and laughs nervously, “Well, the villain’s quirk was just to control a person by holding their gaze for five seconds, so I told my students to lower their eyes and head for the nearest wall and escape through any exit in pairs, while I handled the villain,” he explains simply.
Katsuki sighs and catches Kota’s gaze and points at him, yelling, “You, red hat, get over here!” Eijirou laughs at Izuku’s explanation and confused stare as Kota walks towards them and pats him on the shoulder, “Obviously you handled it Midobro, but we should’ve known you suck at your own analysis of your own fight, we want the deets, dude,”
“Dynamight, Red Riot, nice to see you,” Kota greets with a slight bow, “Yeah, yeah, whatever, knowing the Deku fan that you are,” Katsuki starts, with an embarrassed “hey!” from Kota, “you definitely saw what went down really, Izuku here just said he handled it like he was emptying the dishwasher.” Katsuki side eyes him, with an offended “Hey!” from Izuku.
Kota’s eyes widen in admiration, “It was so cool! Deku-nii- I mean, Midoriya-sensei, did that whole fight with his eyes closed! He had spotted the chains earlier, ripped them off the post and knocked out the villain and tied him up and whoever was affected by the quirk who had ALSO been trying to attack him just snapped out of the quirk!” Kota, ultimately, fanboyed about the whole fight, while Katsuki was getting more flustered by the second, cuz DAMN he closed his eyes, during a fight with multiple attackers who had their own different quirks and still won? And walked out THAT WAY?
Why on earth did Izuku think he needed a quirk to continue being a hero?? “Izuku, that’s way too dangerous! I told you to take your suit!” Katsuki can’t think of any other reaction besides yelling at him. “It was handled! No one got hurt,” Izuku huffed, stubbornly.
As the two argue as always, Eijirou just grins at the way Katsuki’s ears had been red since the sight of Izuku.
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Can you imagine it? He fought with his eyes closed, had 6 attackers after him (1 villain + 5 people affected by the quirk who apologized profusely after and Izuku just gracefully said don’t worry about it after, yes, Katsuki glared at them the whole time, sue him).
Then, he had the AUDACITY to RIP OUT THE METAL CHAINS FROM THE POST-STAND-THING?? ALSO, WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? IZUKU RIPPED OUT STEEL CHAINS OUT OF A METAL POST AND THEN WRAPPED THE VILLAIN IN CHAINS AFTER KNOCKING HIM OUT, WITH CLOSED EYES?
WHAT IS HE? TOPH BEIFONG? CAN HE JUST FEEL THE EARTH BENEATH HIM? WHAT THE FUCK?
Safe to say, Katsuki has been replaying the way Izuku walked out of the museum for weeks in his head, and not in his head, some civilian recorded and posted it. Yeah… it got more than a million views and likes, Katsuki’s not the only one with the same thought process. (HE WILL FIGHT EVERYONE IN THOSE COMMENTS THOUGH)