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InternAgent

Summary:

The sketchy intern (who is probably, definitely an anomaly) and the Secret agent who only want the hospital to stay in business so he can get paid.

Notes:

Warning, i do not know what direction this fanfic will go into because im a shit writer, i only have the first chapter and it took all my brainpower lol😭

 

Inspired by fanged_jester on tiktok

Headcannoned genders:
Secret agent- he/they
Intern- they/them preference but doesnt mind any pronouns
Head nurse- she/her
Nurse- she/her
Security- she/they
Psychologist- he/him
Dr.Harlow- he/him
Paramedic- they/them(because they give wendigo vibes)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter Text

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When Secret Agent walked into the admissions office, which was honestly just the honorary staff room at this point, he was not expecting to see an anomaly wearing the intern's badge staring at the coffee machine with an unreadable but harmless expression. 

 

Not to get him wrong, he was expecting a new Intern, but what he was not expecting was the abnormally thin smile and small insane looking eyes that came with the long eared, yellow rabbit. 

 

He pulled his gun before he could think and pointed it at the intern. 

 

The intern looked startled and backed up, looking just like the prey that he apparently is—being a rabbit— but before he could even tense his finger to pull the trigger, Dr.Harlow stepped in front of him, blocking him from making any moves on the monster behind him. 

 

“Secret Agent, could we talk for a moment?” Dr.Harlow asked (although it was more of a demand than actually asking) and grasped his shoulder, coaxing him to his office. 

 

Secret Agent glanced at the suspicious intern, and followed after the doctor, but not before giving the intern a warning glare. 

 

 

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“I know we are low on staff, but that doesn't mean you should hire one of THEM!!

 

“Youre too loud!You don't even know for sure if they're an anomaly!" Dr.Harlow barked at the hissing cat. 

 

“Are you serious? It's obvious! What about the staff, or the patients?” Secret Agent's tail lashed indignantly behind his back, and his ears were alert on top of his head. 

 

“Well, they're the only one willing for the job, and they're harmless at best! Also, we don't have a choice, we either accept all the help we can or this hospital is over!” 

 

He stood his ground for a bit until his tail lashed one final time before he relented, crossing his arms. “Fine! I'm keeping an eye on them, but if he steps a paw out of line I shoot them dead.” 

 

Dr.Harlow sighed in relief, he knew that this was just the start, but it wouldn't be his problem anymore. And he was sure the intern wouldn't dare try anything. 

 

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Secret Agent lurked at the door of one of the hospital rooms and followed Intern's every move from the small window. He was going to make sure that Intern wasn't doing any threatening anomaly stuff, and except for the occasional twitches, he wasn't feasting on any of the patients yet. 

 

“What are you doing?” 

 

Secret Agent's tail puffed up from the scare, and he quickly smoothed it out before turning to Head Nurse, who is probably on one of her small breaks since she wasn't running around—which is pretty weird considering she is nowhere to be found if she is on break— and glanced her way. 

 

“Don't you find the new intern suspicious?” He asked in the most nonchalant tone he could muster right now. 

 

Head Nurse looked at him weirdly, which he took a bit of offence to. “Not at all, they're a bit shy but they're kind enough.”

 

Secret Agent turned to look at him from the door's window. They seemed to be taking good care of the patient, and didn't seem to want to eat his ward. But, he told himself, he would still have to be cautious. 

 

The only reason he wasn't storming in to get rid of the threat before it could become a threat, is for the sake of the hospital. 

 

But he was keeping an eye on that intern.

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