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"Why are you so big?" Shiho asked, staring up at John Doe. John Doe shrugged, no thoughts behind his eyes as he looked down at Shiho with a blank stare. Shiho sighed and walked over to John, tugging at his pant leg. John Doe seemed to understand what Shiho wanted, as he leaned down and opened his hand up. Shiho sat down on his palm and he put her up on the table.
Shiho jumped down off of his hand and onto the table, standing dangerously close to the edge. "Hey, Doe!" Shiho called out to grab Doe's attention. He looked down at her with unblinking eyes, his smile empty as he started down at the microscopic being. "Wanna hear something funny?" Shiho asked, a smirk making its way on her face. John let out a growl of agreement.
Shiho took a deep breath in, before she spoke out the words:"Boobs."... Silence stretched throughout the room, the atmosphere feeling dense and awkward as John Doe didn't react at all. Not even a blink. "Oh c'mon!" Shiho yelled out "Who doesn't like boobies!?" She argued, waving her hands around in frustration.
"They're so soft and squishy!" She explained, making a squeezing motion with her hands. "Have you ever tried laying on your wife's boobs?" He asked, but John still didn't reply... This was getting awkward! "I have!" She said, thinking he was just embarrassed about admitting it. But nope, he still didn't react at all.
"I love nuzzling my face in Saki's tits!" Shiho continued, not even caring that she was just rambling on about tits. At this point, she didnt care anymore. "The sandwich my head perfectly!" She continued "They're better than any pillow I've ever slept on!" She exclaimed excitedly, but John still wasn't reacting.
Shiho started getting serious, she glared up at him and spoke "You and me are gonna have a serious lesson on tit appreciation..."