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robin
Sun, Aug 26 at 11:23 AM
where r u
Sun, Aug 26 at 11:28 AM
?
evil ass
❗ ❗
coming
got a little caught up
u good?
yeah gwenny just took an HOUR to get reiaudheiope;;;;
what
u good
she
smacked my phone out of my hand
good
ass
oh shit forgot my coat
how cold is it
r u not even outside yet.
i have ur hoodie from last week
❗ ❗ SUSIES MUM IS DROPPING US OFF ❗ ❗
will be there in 10
this place is alr filling up
y r there sm people here
hinestly
where else to go
well
arcade
lets be real
the one place w a halfway decently priced machine is the grab n go
and not ONE person os going there on a saturday
dude u think i cld beat vance in a fight
hopper
?
yh
yeah no shot youre getting smoked
didnt he nearly go to juvie last year
yeah but consider
not hearing you out
that was w a knife
im talking hand to hand combat
gwenny says swap to gc
? which one
we dont need another one for gods sake
Sun, Aug 26 at 11:30 AM
robin
WHICH GC
gwenny
acting like i made them
insane audacity
do we really need another one
gwenny
anyways i was saying to finn
youd smoke him
this is just so not true
gwenny
teenage girl ass typing
?
robin
vance isnt SHIT without his knife
what made you ask this bs to begin with
robin
oh
hes in front of me rn
HWAT
gwenny
HAHAHAH
you think he brings the knife around with him everywhere
emotional support animal
robin
prolly
shld i test ur hypothesis rn
ok so dont do that
robin
BORING
gwenny
his boring ass
actualky
wait till im there to record
??
is he actually there or are you fucking w us rn
robin
hes on the pinball machine
gwenny
surprise suprise
fork found in kitchen
robin
dude i could so smoke him rn
hed never even see me coming
r u INSANE
robin
look how he says this and then preaches bs about beating up buzz
acc comparing apples and pears rn
gwenny
bro 😭
your farmpileld ass
HELLO
how are we forgetting about when vance shanked that kid
in the middle of his game
robin
have a little faith bro
yeah ur gone
gwenny
booo
face it finney your goat is washed
do not call vance hopper my goat
gwenny
your man then idk
????????
gwenny
method still unpatched
robin dont listen to him you can beat him
im sure of it
your anemic ass is actually getting killed
robin
no need to project finn
gwenny
i say go for it
ust wait for me to get there first so i can record
robin
THANK you
at least someone here believes me
pmo
he hasnt even done anything
robin
odds on him doing smth evil in the next five min
i see your ass typing finn
speak white boy
are you acc going to wait
next 2 min***
parking rn
gwenny
i forget you dont initiate these things
just hooting and hollering
hopes up for NOTHING
robin
hes so locked in rn
sent image
IS YOUR FLASH ON >>??
gwenny
HAHAHAHA
ive never seen a man this white dear lord
robin
true anemic
if you get us kicked out of that roller skating rink ill kms
robin
thx finney
uh oh
gwenny
?
robin
he MIGHT have noticed me
HWHAT
ROBIN??
gwenny
NO WAY YOURE BEING SERIOUS LMAOOOO
oh for fucks sake
FUCK YOU ROBIN ARELLANO
Sun, Aug 26 at 2:36 PM
i cant believe we got a permaban on opening day
actually speedrunning unemployment
gwenny
i cannot believe he made a nother fucking chat
robin
its so not fair
gwenny
no seriously how did you even get the time
between your nose breaking and security kicking us out
robin
experiencing first heartbreak
we didnt even get to finish fighting
gwenny
my brother in christ are you mentally okay
what sort of comparison is that
robin
come over here i’ll beat ur ass up too
gwenny
I HAD SO MUCH HOPE IN YOU
robin
I LITERALLY LANDED EVERY PUNCH
HE RIPPED OUT YOUR HAIR??
robin
its ok i needed a haircut anyways
gwenny
Bald Spot Robin era is gonna go HARD
HAHAHAHAH
robin
quite clearly something went very wrong with both of you
gwenny
thats sooo messed up our mum is literally dead
HAHAHAHAHAH
robin
ffs
just hooting and hollering
gwenny
just running around undiagnosed
??
remind me who got us kicked out
robin
villainous vance
gwenny
at least we ended summer with a bang
b(roken)an(ose)g
robin
kys im so serious
Today 3:35 PM
robin
okay
might acc need a haircut
no way
cutting it short?
robin
shave the bottom maybe
damn that knife
consequences of actions yadda yadda yadda
robin
icba to go out to get one
maybe ill just ask my ma
gwenny
she’ll give you the ernesto special
just go out
robin
do not call it that
yknow he grew it out this summer
at music camp?
gwenny
at NERD camp
knowing damn well you like the same music
gwenny
performative ass guy
robin
chill on him
at least he doesnt have a bowl cut anymore
gwenny
is he home now
robin
no
later today
did you call him or smth
gwenny
thought so
robin
right so
he sent a physical photo of his haircut
all 5 sides
gwenny
HAHAHAHAH
FIVE
gwenny
HE SENT A BIRDS EYE VIEW
DIDNT HE
robin
its on the fridge
he needs to kill hisbarber inm so serious
gwenny
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
need you to know there are tears in her eyes rn
gwenny
my stomach lit hurts HAHAHSHSHWH
need to put that in a pc holder
robin
ma would kill me
we all know who the favourite is
yeah cause he lets her at his hair
btw haircut today or tomorrow
gwenny
no were not moving away front he elephan in the room
robin
today
robin
Sun, Aug 26 at4:38PM
near grab n go
slushie?
sure
might be there in 15
ass
ur paying
remind me who got us kicked out of the roller rink
i’ll wait
urghghhthth
FUCK YOU ROBIN ARELLANO
Sun, Aug 26 at 11:43 PM
gwenny
i cant believe i found out abt ur hair through your POST
exactly
robin
??
you were there???
okay robin do the details really matter
gwenny
its ok finney
he just cares more about the huzz than us
weow i think i just threw up writing that
his ass could never pull
robin
some archaic language in this chat
archaic
robin
hello gwen come back ive dated a perfectly normal amount
finn back me up
gwenny
tweedledum and tweedledee over here
why is my name constantly being deragged through the mud
gwenny
deragged
robin
deragged
gwenny
dont u start.
ern said your ex had to ask YOU to get her flowers
robin
HES LYING
ON GOD HES LYING
your blasphemous ass
robin
she just told me what TYPE
thats normal
gwenny
right
robin
not taking flack from my brother
single samuel
OR his haircut
gwenny
is he still blocked on your finnsta
robin
yes
and he will stay that way until he shuts his lying ass up
did finn die
gwenny
no i can hear his loud ass breathing next door
one sec
can i actually brush my hair in peace
robin
do u think ur rapunzel
unfunny
i hold only hatred for you
robin
removig u from my post
with the pics that I took
robin
yes
k lets not be hasty
gwenny
ughhrh i cant believe we have to wake up early tomorrow
goodbye doomscrolling
goodbye good music
? Its not going anywhere
gwenny
youre right
twice is for every season
robin
Mon, Aug 27 at 7:15 AM
where
bench
got schedule?
yup
sent image
sent image
how many aps r u taking holy shit
boy you have like 3 or 4 you dont get to talk
same maths
wait same english too????
why is my lunch at Nine Thirty am
only on mondays??
why tf do i have lunch at 9 30 on a monday
hello we are in the same english class for the first time ever u ass
bigger fish to fry
we have peters for eng
death
wait i see u
turn around
new year new me
Mon, Sep 03 at 11:23 AM
robin
in what world
does a teacher give a research project on the second week
is this another fucking gc
group
Mon, Sep 03 at 6:18 PM
not again
bruce
?
sorry
thought this was for smth else
☆
this is for english right
bruce
sorry let me rename
english project
bruce
sorry let me rename
Mon, Sep 03 at 6:23 PM
bruce
yes this is for english
sorry guys my phone refuses to save names
would you mind introducing yourselves 😭
not you finney
well
sorry again
im finney
☆
griffin
bruce
cool
im assuming last number is robin then
are we fine for friday at the library at 5
☆
sounds good
yes
gwenny
Mon, Sep 03 at 4:02 PM
by the fence
robin n ern with me
one min
Today 6:27 PM
kill me
what did you do now
robin
Mon, Sep 03 at 6:27 PM
kill yourself
english project
Tue, Sep 04 at 11:23 AM
bruce
peters just called me in
vance and billy are now part of our group
say hello
meeting at library this fri at 5
~billy
hey i’m billy
robin
vance as in hopper
~billy
oh boy
griffin
you cant be serious
~V
?
Show some respect
griffin
die
~billy
really feeling the love here vance
~V
Wasnt talking to you
bruce
do you actually use auto caps
~V
And who are you
bruce
bruce
why on earth do you use auto caps
~billy
riveting discussions going on in the gc
guys what are we even doing for the project
griffin
why werent you in
~billy
I TEXTED YOU
i broke my arm
hold on ios that robin
robin
hello
~billy
dawg we’re not getting shit done are we
griffin
speak for yourslef
~billy
yourslef
griffin
die
bruce
we ARE getting stuff done
probably
vance billy is that a yes for five on fri
you too robin
~billy
yeah thats cool
sorry whose this @finney
finney
yeah we’re not getting shit done
?? what did i do
~billy
guys what even is the project
griffin
you dont even know what the work is and you already think we cant do it
~billy
yeah pretty much
bruce
@vance show up im so serious
this fri at 5pm we need to get this done
its worth like 40 percent
~billy
WHAT
robin
insane
also yh for 5
griffin
for our first project??
~billy
can someone tell me what the project is
that is apparently 40 percent of our grade
yoohoo
anyone
griffin
can u check dms fool
~billy
biund to be NOTHING useful in there
english project
Fri, Sep 07 at 8:17 PM
billy
i still feel like i dont get it
vance
Did you fall on your head or something
billy
he’s alive!
i missed you pal
griffin
ew
billy
oh what
does he prefer buddy instead
griffin
stop talking
vance
Stop
bruce
i just dont get the point
vance
?
billy
modernist lit is for the mind
i think
bruce
i mean the auto caps
surely you feel yourself ageing over text
vance
Is this really what you want to argue about
bruce
argument?
this is curiosity
griffin
Answer the man
robin
holy self report
billy
does it run in the family
griffin
die
youre siblings?
robin
finn answer me
no
delete half the gcs first
robin
why
im surprised you found this one to begin with
billy
you guys wanna know why IM surprised
griffin
no
your self obsessed ass
billy
okay.
well im happy we all showed up today pals
robin
least obvious ragebait
bruce
i wonder who he could be talking about
griffin
no YOU'RE still curious about the caps lock
i can tell
bruce
did i offend you
vance
No work is going on in this chat
speak for yourself
robin
insane
at least take your hand out of the m and ms to type
speak for yourself
robin
ass
billy
wait im acc surprised you two are friends like that
griffin
your nosy ass
billy
WHAT
lot of revelations today
vance
Are you coming to the park or not
billy
why would you not just text me
vance
You're blocked
bruce
HAHAHAH
vance
So are you
bruce
😟
english project
Sun, Sep 09 at 5:23 AM
are we meeting again today
bruce
pretty sure yes
a whole 6 weeks left of this hell
billy
theres Friendship at the end of the tunnel ❤️
Today 8:17 AM
griffin
oh ew
how are we friends
vance
Questioning my judgement every time he opens his mouth
billy
ow
wait why were you two awake so early
Sun, Sep 09 at 4:23 PM
baseball
bruce
baseball
vance
Not surprised
bruce
what
vance
You seem like it
griffin
hes saying you have a vibe
robin
what the fuck is a baseball vibe
billy
sweat
bruce
kill yourself
billy
OUCH
WHOLE gc on my ass today
just trying to spread some joy and positivity
griffin
im blocking your ass
billy
its like im collecting them
2/6
griffin
2/5 you fucking idiot
cant block yourself
billy
where you see an obstacle i see a challenge
make that 3/5
billy
fiinney what did i even do to you
fiinney
billy
NO way you couldve predicted that
bruce
4/5
billy
BRO????
i didnt even do anything this time
bruce
im still salty about the baseball
billy
haha salty get it like
like sweat
griffin
weirdo
billy
no please i regretted typing that immediately
griffin
how much money would i have to pay you to shut up
billy
your broke ass could NEVER afford it
robin
employed ernesto over here
just praying on your brothers downfall
bruce
i cant believe billy is the only employed person here
billy
not true
@vance
vance
What
griffin
hey i work part time too
same here
robin
trying to gatekeep employment
vance
Griffin block him
billy
excuse you i was YOUR friend first
vance
Yes
I recognise my mistake
bruce
cheer up billy
i guess he still acknowledged you as a friend
billy
wow bruce my champion
does this mean you’ll unblock me now
bruce
yeah keep dreaming buddy
robin
its infecting more people…
bruce
okay what is a baseball vibe
billy
youve got him all insecure and shit
bruce
cant a boy be curious
be who you are? I guess?
bruce
what
my bad
i read that wrong
billy
HAHAHAHAH
bruce
i feel antagonised
griffin
no finneys right
be who you are
vance
Bruce if i shook your head would I hear rocks
bruce
all you think about is violence
robin
his angry ass
griffin
acting like you didnt hold up our studying by glaring at each other
robin
that was reciprocation not initiation
billy
your chatgpt ass
robin
yo??
bruce
why am i the only person here
billy
notice how youre the only unemployed person here too
#thatIScorrelation
bruce
are you deadass hiding around the corner
english project
Fri, Sep 14 at 6:23 PM
bruce
why dont people come to practice
killing myself why do i have to lug these stupid cones out myself
griffin
literally no one is asking you to do this stay safe
bruce
whoops wrong chat
bruce
Fri, Sep 14 at 6:25 PM
why dont people come to practice
killing myself why do i have to lug these stupid cones out myself
did you copy paste this message
i read it in the gc already
can you at least pretend to be helpful
bear in mind i helped you today
english project
Fri, Sep 14 at 6:23 PM
bruce
why dont people come to practice
killing myself why do i have to lug these stupid cones out myself
griffin
literally no one is asking you to do this stay safe
bruce
whoops wrong chat
Fri, Sep 14 at 6:27 PM
robin
this is why my method is unpatched
billy
nurse hes awake again
i take it this means we’re not meeting up today
griffin
I see you more often than i see my family
billy
that is a low low bar to cross
@robin your stupid ass method
dont pmo
robin
feeling like billy rn
billy
?? whats that meant to mean
Fri, Sep 14 at 6:57 PM
billy
guys who wants to hang out
griffin
you’re the most social person i know
billy
thanks
griffin
not a compliment
billy
wow guys
its like mr peters bunm ass class has brought us together
vance
Stop pushing this agenda
Bruce and i are still very much far apart
bruce
? unprovoked
everyones just angry and useless here
hello
bruce
yeah yeah cone boy i get it
Fri, Sep 14 at 7:23 PM
griffin
@finney i emailed you the notes from yesterday
guys whoever was meant to do context can you lock in
billy
its YOUR brother dawg
bruce
calls coming from inside the house or something
vance
Shut
I’ll do it tonight
griffin
this is def more important than staring into the sunset
or whatever bs you plan on doing tonight
bruce
can i guess what hes doing tonight
vance
No
billy
tattoo
robin
acting like a fool
bruce
picking a fight with several angry dogs
pinball
griffin
@bruce who does that willingly
bruce
i think i answered that for you
griffin
the concept of pinball being last in this list
billy
yeah man idk i think the dogs the more pressing issue
robin
good thing no one asked
billy
okay does that count as 5/5
bruce
do we get to vote him out now
english project
Sun, Sep 16 at 5:18 PM
bruce
who put everything in comic sans
robin
hey its an easier font on the eyes
bruce
let me rephrase
who made the comic sans yellow
and then highlighted it in pink
billy
this fool has NEVER heard of version history
bruce
???
billy
my bad
bruce
who said we’d never get anything done again
well we have
its just highlighted in pink
and in comic sans
bruce
if i look at this font for one more minute ill kill myself
vance
Go for it i believe in you
bruce
unprovoked
who wants to go for a walk
vance
Do you have friends
bruce
can you GET OFF MY ASS
billy
i’ll come
bruce
never mind.
billy
why must i be the common enemy when finney’s right there
?? i havent done anything
billy
so he says
@bruce i’m coming actually
where are you
billy
okay shut billy out.
i guess he deserves it
griffin
my god
robin
im free
where are we going
bruce
i’ll send my location wait