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Paul would rather ride Ringo's nose.... /ref

Summary:

Paul confesses to Ringo or some shit. And then Micheal Jackson appears

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" RINGO! " cried Paul.

 

" No... We can't love eachother... " replied to Paul turning away and pulling his hand away from Paul's.

 

" Please b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bookie rookie, I need you..! " stammered Paul.

 

" No... You rather ride my nose instead of my dick... " stated Ringo

 

 

FLASH BACKKKKKk 

 

" Hey Ringo, wanna fuck??? " Paul would weirdly drag out his words. 

 

" Eh, sure whatever. " Ringo answered.

 

" Yeah, BUT can I ride your nose instead of your dick? You're small buddy boy. " Paul asked.

 

" Fuck you. " Ringo grumbled.

 

" Please do. " Paul responded

 

PRESENT (or some shit. )

 

 

" Oh... You still remember that. " The realization dawned on Paul, in that very moment.

 

" IT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT YOU STUPID WANKER. " yelled Ringo

 

" Geez, sorry... FUCK I mean, NO BABY STAY PLEASEEEE. " Paul was lying out of his stinky ass.

 

" Ew... I still smell shit. " sneered Ringo

 

" What do you expect, I don't have a fucking pussy I HAVE A DICK so guess what I PUT MY ASS ON YOUR, " Paul didn't get a chance to finish his words before he heard a cry.

 

 

" HEE - HEE " A muffled voice cried.

 

" The fuck?? " yelped Ringo, his eyes darting until falling on a suitcase.

 

" Oh, the suitcase.. " Paul bluntly said.

 

" Billy Jean not my lover! " Micheal sung. " Ya'll should HEE-HEE make up, WOO. " Micheal disappeared, as quickly as he came, he left.

 

" ... Well Ringo, " Paul would pause before saying his next words.

 

" Wanna fuck again? " 

 

" Sure, why not. " 

 

 

Afterwards,

 

 

" Damn this blunt is good as hell, make me feel like a Dutch Kangaroo.. " Ringo mumbled, one finger in Paul's ass.