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Harumichi stood up from his chair, beginning to walk over to the couch where his boyfriend, Sakaki, sat. "Come on. We're going to that café you wanted."
"Finally." Sakaki was standing before Harumichi could even finish coming over. "Our fourth date together."
Harumichi turned to look at the stairs, and he heard Toya coming out of his room. "Toya. Take care of the house while I'm on my date."
"Date?" Toya, confused, looked from Harumichi, to Sakaki, and then it clicked. "I thought you didn't-"
"I'm the only one allowed to like men in this family."
Sakaki frowned. "What about me?"
"Don't raise your voice." Harumichi started to head out the door. "Goodbye."
Harumichi and Sakaki began to head to the café. But not just any café, no. It was a maid café.
They entered, taking a seat at their tables. As expected, one of the maids approached their table. "Hello~! What can I get for you?"
Sakaki began to speak his order, but he noticed the maid was looking at Harumichi in a way he didn't like. So he pulled out a gun and shot her.
Harumichi didn't react. "Don't get yourself arrested."
"I won't," Sakaki said as he put away his gun. "Date ruined, I suppose."
Harumichi shrugged. "You looked hot while doing it."
"Oh?"
And then they made out.