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2026-07-10
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2026-07-26
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Twisted Chat

Summary:

Crowley tells Yuu to create a group chat for *bonding*, they give Kalim admin for some silly nicknames and Kalim gives Rook and Ortho admin because they both asked. Obviously, not a good idea!

Or: its another secret chat fic, its built on my headcannons and ones i’ve seen in similar fics, and I have favorites (that I absolutely bully<3)
Ignore the tags if you want surprise ig ┐(´ー｀)┌
(IM GOING TO GO BACK AND EDIT ONCE EVERYONES BEEN REAVELED TO FIX SOME SMALL TYPOS OR A CHARACTER USING THE WRONG NAME :P /like some1 not using san or smth when they normally would)

Notes:

Small note, cannon is a joke here, this is after all the overblots
Some ppl will have diff pronouns and gender identities but its likely others dont know, this is cuz its an all boys school so its assumed he/him unless the person says otherwise
(Sensitive topics may be mentioned or discussed, please continue with your well being in mind, like SH, depression, or attempts /this includes kys or kms jokes/ may be mentioned but will not go into depth.)
In general this fic is gonna be more of a silly crack fic, so if there r any bits or jokes you want (or want to make your own guesses) just leave a comment<3
anyways bye have fun
WORD COUNT: 257 /its a prolouge :( sry)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: why would you make this gc?? It was bound to go bad… (prologue)

Chapter Text

 

Yuu IHAVENOTANDWILLNEVERHAVEALASTNAMEDONTASK Has Created A Group Chat!

 

Yuu IHAVENOT… Has Changed The Group Chat Name Too ‘Girls, Gays, and Nb Baes’

 

Yuu IHAVENOTANDWILL… has added 24 people to ‘Girls, Gays, and Nb Baes’

 

Riddle Rosehearts

>Prefect? What is the meaning of this?

Some people were busy studying.

 

Cater Diamond

> ooo! Is this a gc with students from NRC??? #SoCool #LoveAFunGC  <3

 

Ace Trappola

> what is wrong with ur last name??

 

Yuu IHAVENOTANDWILLNEVERHAVEALASTNAMEDONTASK

What do u mean?<

seems perfectly normal to me

And Riddle! to answer ur question Mr birdman told me to make a gc between the students for ✨BoNDing✨

sry for interrupting u tho :/

 

Riddle Rosehearts

>Hmm, thank you prefect

 

Kalim Al-Asim

> OH OH OH! CAN I HAVE ADMIN FOR NICKNAMES??? :D

 

Yuu I HAVENOTANDWILLNEVERHAVEALASTNAMEDONTASK

sure one sec<

 

Yuu I HAVENOTANDW… Has given Kalim Al-Asim Admin

 

Rook Hunt

> Roi d’ore, may you give me admin as well?

 

Kalim Al-Asim

> Sure!

 

Ortho Shroud

> Oh me as well please!



Kalim Al-Asim Has given Rook Hunt Admin

 

Kalim Al-Asim Has given Ortho Shroud Admin

 

Rook Hunt Has Changed 24 Names

 

✨Gate Keep the Secrets✨Has Silenced The Chat Until 7 AM

 

✨Gate Keep the Secrets✨(They/it/he)

> Moi, Roi d’ore, and Monsieur Doll had a wonderful Idea!

As a form of bonding you must guess the person behind a secret!

(These secrets are a courtesy from me and Monsieur Doll)

Once guessed your name will become a normal nickname and, like mine, pronouns will be displayed! (if you wish for them to be displayed with your secret then I will gladly change it! ;)

Don't try to share your own name/reveal yourself or else you will have a new secret displayed!

Goodnight!~