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Hello everyone!!! shidouism here! This is my first fic I’m working on!! Woohooo! (Everyone clap) okay so basically..this is like a chatfic slash not chatfic!??? Honestly I’m just as confused as you are. Anyways! I put in SOMEWHAT effort into this because I’m also working on different ryusae fic! I hope you all enjoy reading this just as much as I loved writing it…♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
2.0 GPA
Shidou: GUYS I NEED HELP PLEASE
ANYONE
PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT
Isagi: ARE YOU OKAY?
Kaiser: what?
Bachira: are you hurt?
Nagi: ?
↳ Reo: i’m left on sent btw.
Chigiri: tell me. now.
Kunigami: lol.
Rin: what now?
Kaiser: did he just disappear??
Kunigami: after all that too? ↴
(Nagi reacted with 😂)
Chigiri: all he does is react to messages
Reo: at-least he isn’t leaving you guys on sent. Like he did to me.
Nagi: check ur dms :p
Shidou: REMEMBER THE CUTE GUY IN CLASS A? THE TOPPER OR WHATEVER
Isagi: Sae?
Rin: my brother? What the hell?
↳ Shidou: yes my dearest rinrin. YOUR BROTHER.
Kaiser: can you just say it already?
Nagi: ye :p
Shidou: OK SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER HOW I’VE HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM SINCE LIKE…FORVEVEBE?SLAJIAOWJWK
Isagi: here we go again…
Bachira: yeah we even remember your wet dream about him! ^^ ↴
(kunigami, Reo + one other reacted with 😭)
↳ Kaiser: nah 💀
Isagi: BACHIRA WE SAID WE WOULD NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN
Shidou: oh I can explain it in even more detail if you guys like ;)
↳ Nagi: no.
Rin: hold on. You like like my brother? AND WHAT WET DREAM???
Chigiri: good morning rin
Isagi: well if you decided to pay attention and read the GC more, than you would’ve known by now. :))
↳ Rin: shut up.
Kunigami: that’s crazy because Shidou talks about his obsession with Sae all the time
Nagi: how inactive are you rin?
Kaiser: not a single conversation or interaction with Sae yet btw. The guy just babbles about anything he does.
↳ Chigiri: imagine the day they interact 😂
Reo: save me from the never ending voice messages
Shidou: OKAY GUYS SHUT UP.
….
Shidou: GREAT! OK SO I DID SOME DIGGING THROUGH ISAGIS PHONE WHEN WE WENT OUT AND I GOT HIS NUMBER. THE ISSUE IS..
IDK WHAT I SHOULD SAYYYY
Isagi: seriously?
Kaiser: LOL. Do it. I can’t wait to see what Sae will do to isagi in the GC we have once he finds out you got his number thru isagi.
↳ Isagi: must be real funny huh?
Rin: I don’t know what to say.
↳ Bachira: then don’t say anything?? ↴
(Kaiser, Nagi + 4 others reacted with 🤣. Rin reacted with 🖕)
Shidou: HELLOOOO? WHAT DO I FUCKING SAY
Reo: just say you need help with some subject or something? Sae always gets messages like that and he usually responds with something like “no. do it yourself” but atleast you can get a quick response and build off that?
↳ Kaiser: as someone who’s tried getting his physics notes MULTIPLE times. I can definitely say this is true.
Shidou: thank you my lovely reo but that is super boring for my taste. I WANT TO MAKE A STRONG IMPRESSION YKWIM?
Rin: more like an embarrassing one
Isagi: just go with your gut Shidou!
Chigiri: worst advice to give ryusei.
Kunigami: I wanna see where this goes
Bachira: not to be rude but..isn’t Sae like way out of your league? ↴
(Rin reacted with 🙌 )
Shidou: I KNOW THAT AND IDC. OK YOLO RIGHT? BYEEEE
Nagi: i’m gonna go play pubg now :x
group chat (ur so boring sae)
a/n: yes sae named the gc and kaiser added the (ur so boring sae) after! lol
Sae: @isagi care to explain why this halfbaked npc is in my dms?
Sae: ➀ Photo ↴
(Kaiser and Aiku reacted with 🤣)
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Shidou: [sent an image of a football]
ouushii my ball rolled over here.. 👀
Anyways what’s cookin good lookin 😉
(oh I got ur number from isagi)
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Kaiser: LMFAOOOOOO KNEW IT
Aiku: I like this guy
Isagi: oh my god
Karasu: HAHAHA
Sae: ?
Isagi: hold on
Isagi - shidou
Isagi: HELLO? WHY WOULD YOU RAT ME OUT
Shidou: I GOT SCARED
Isagi: WELL NOW HE’S CONFRONTING ME INFRONT OF THE ENTIRE GC
Shidou: WHAT?
Isagi: ➀ Photo
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a screenshot of the GC’s chat
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Shidou: SHUT UP. SHUT UP SHUT UP WAS THAT A PICTURE OF MY TEXT????
Isagi: look it can’t be that bad
Shidou: WHAT THE FUCK?
Isagi: it’s okay shidou..
Shidou: NO WHAT I’M SO HONORED HE CARED ENOUGH TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF MY TEXT AND SEND IT TO A GC
NOW I’LL BE FOREVER IN HIS GALLERY
↳ Isagi: unless he deletes it..
Isagi: OK FORGET ABOUT THAT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
Shidou: huh
Isagi: HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU TEXTED HIM
Shidou: isn’t it obvious from the text?
Isagi: YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO CONFESS LIKE THAT?
Shidou: well…..no point of hiding my feelings? WAIT does Sae like someone?
Isagi: no not really?
Shidou: wtf does that mean
Isagi: remember his ex?
Shidou: The guy who left the school because he got accepted to that rich prestigious university early?
Isagi: you can’t tell anyone
Shidou: *sends a pink promise sticker*
Isagi: i’m serious.
Shidou: yeah yeah ofc.
Isagi: so Sae was actually academic rivals with him and you know..they mingled I guess? Eventually they started dating for a year. When his ex left for university last year, him and Sae were long distancing until Sae found out he was cheating on him and..
Shidou: they broke up?
Isagi: yep.
Shidou: thank FUCK for that. Never liked that guy anyways. He was always a stuck up snob who kept snitching on me whenever I was bunking.
But wait..
Does this mean he isn’t over his ex :(
Isagi: i’m not sure, he never talks about him but it kinda feels like it sometimes
Shidou: whatever! I’ll make him change his mind and fall ridiculously in love with me 💋
Isagi: okay whatever bye.
WAIT
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
Shidou: IDK MAKE UP AN EXCUSE?? WAIT CHARLES IS CALLING ME. BYE
isagi: NO NO SHIDOUUUUUU
Isagi - rin
Isagi: I need your help
Rin: with?
Isagi: making up an excuse for shidou
Rin: what kind of excuse?
Isagi: an excuse for why he would text sae
Rin: and you’re asking me because….?
Isagi: I don’t know..maybe because you’re Sae’s brother!??!
Rin: pass
Isagi: FUCK YOU
Rin: do you really want to play that game yoichi?
Isagi: oh scary..😱
that was really corny rin..
Rin: whatever. Fine I’ll help
Isagi: okay what am I supposed to say.
Rin: make it funny
Isagi: what?
Rin: say something like, “shidou has a massive fetish for smart people so that’s why he texted you”
Isagi: LMFAOOO NO I CANT
Rin: then I will.
Isagi: URFUNNYHAHAHHA
wait..rin ur joking right?
Rin? RIN?? HELLO WTF?
Rin: ➀ Photo
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Rin: hey.
Sae: hello?
Rin: I want to answer your question about why shidou texted you
Sae: how do you even know about that?
Rin: doesn’t matter
Sae: 🤦♂️ ok whatever just say it.
Rin: see..
Shidou has this huge massive fetish for smart people so that’s kinda why he texted you.
Y’know cuz you’re like class topper and all?
Sae: what the fuck.
Please tell me you’re joking.
Rin: I really wish I was brother..I really do.
Sae: ew.
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Isagi: I’M GONNA CRY HAHAHAHAHHA 😭😭😭
Rin: told you I’d do it.
Isagi: i’m so snitching on you. There’s no way i’m getting the blame for this.
Rin: go ahead.