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Venti was chilling nonchalantly, but behind him, he heard something heavenly.
pururu...
pururu...
PURURU...
then he got jumpscared by Luka from alienstage...
"Luka from alienstage??? what are you doing here?"
"Ik saw you through the screen... and you were so hot..."
"aw... but Luka, arent you with Hyuna?"
"She also thought you were hot."
"ah ok. Just so you know, I'm a god."
"Thats ok, bartibodas. I don't care."
"ok! let's go to angels share! Youre paying btw."
glu
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Luka held hands with Venti.
"You look so young... how do you keep ur beauty"
"Idk man be a god"
"Aight"
And Luka became a god in order to protect Hyuna
And thwy lived happily evwr after or so they thought...
Cuz dottore wanted Lukas powers in order to become a god HIMSELF.
Dottore grabbed Hyunas hand and smiled evily.
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Dottore kidnapped Hyuna and said:
"Make sure I get Lukas flawless looks and voice."
Hyuna said ok.
Hyuna went to Luka luka and venti in anfelsshare.
HEY LUKA!!
luka spun around.
"Im going all in!'
They started singing and Luka fainted
Dottore grabbed him and started caressing him and expiremtneting and shit. Then he went to angels share with Luka"
"so uhm, another beer???"
"Sure, and Dottore youre so hot, one night stand?"
"Sure."
Hyuna watched in despair.
"Ah shi"