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Scaramouche laid down on the bed and simply sighed.
He looked at the person next to him twitching in eyes staring angrily:
Il Dottore. The guy. His... well... ex.
They had broken up for a reason, resulting in them never seeing each other again.
But now they're suddenly in the same room.
Il Dottore smiled amused.
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But scaramouceh wasnt taking ts. he suddenly whipped out a crazy W backflip and spawned nahidussy out of nowhere. Dottore got hella mad.
"bbg.... why... why would you briung her... it should jsut be us..."
Suddenly... scardookei had a change of heart. As he looked at the man in front of him... he saw more than just dottore... he saw something special in him. Nahida despawned, sensing the tension. Scaramouchiegooci suddenly noticed pantalone in the corner. Pantalone decided to talk to them.
"yo chat wanna threesome"
"fuh nah" respomded scaramouche
"i;; give 12 mora"
"bet"
then dottore jumped in teh air and said:
"yippee!!! mt two boyfriends are going to give me backshots:))))"
but suddenly he realized something... he was y/n....
"wait no boys! dont fight over me!"
Pantalone pulled out 3 credit cards and gave them to Dottore.
"I'll always pick you, Pantalone!"
Then they made out.