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Name: The Best Leader and the Rest
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Jay Park
Lee Heeseung
Sim Jake
Park Sunghoon
Kim Sunoo
Nishimura Riki
Yang Jungwon created the group and added 6 more people.
Jungwon: So, everyone. This is the group chat. Don’t look at me—this was an order from higher-ups. This is where we’ll discuss our personal problems.
Riki: Couples therapy, just for guys.
Sunoo: There are couples here. Just between us, you asshole.
Riki: Who are you calling an asshole?
Sunoo: You? Shut up, and where are the others?
Jay: We’re here. It’s just so sweet to read your love squabbles.
Riki: You know who’s in love!! I’d rather kiss a horse.
Heeseung: That was pretty mean.
Sunoo: Well, you know when I’ll ever let you stick your stinky, dirty, giant mammoth feet in my room. Go sleep with Jake.
Jake: Jake-hyung*
Sunoo: Shut up—that’s not the point right now.
Sunghoon: I thought you were in love, Riki.
Riki: Yeah, yeah, I am—but with a GIRL.
Jake: Who’s going to believe that? You and girls are two completely different worlds. You can’t even talk to them.
Jungwon: I told the higher-ups this was a terrible idea.
Jake: Jungwon, are you talking to God? Do you need medication? Should we call a priest? Or something?
Jungwon: Oh, Jake, give it a rest, for fuck’s sake—how the hell would I be talking to God? Are you completely stupid? The higher-ups are the management and the CEO!
Sunghoon: That’s a “no comment” kind of thing.
Jay: What are they even trying to do with this group, anyway? Because it’s hardly going to help xD
Jungwon: Now that everyone has their own room, they think that at least this way we’re always available to each other. Which I really don’t get, since we’re together 24/7.
Jake: Right now, for example, everyone’s chilling in their own room.
Sunoo: And even so, I still have to answer you guys. What a waste of time.
Heeseung: Well, that’s just mean.
Riki: Story timeee… Yesterday I was at a restaurant and I really, really had to fart.
Sunoo: Whhaaaat?????
Jake: And?
Riki: Well, the music was pretty loud, so I figured there was nothing I could do but let the pigeon fly.
Jay: Oh no...
Jake: Go on?
Riki: Well, I let it out. Then I put my hand to my ear and realized I was listening to music...
Jake: What the hell, man??😂😂
Sunoo: And you guys wonder why I don’t go to restaurants with him. Well, if he did something like that next to me, I’d definitely spill my soup on him.
Jungwon: That’s exactly why we don’t go to restaurants—we let Jay-hyung cook for us, and sometimes we order in.
Jay: Sometimes I feel like a housekeeper.
Riki: A male housekeeper😂
Jay:😮💨😮💨😮💨
Jake: By the way, what’s up with Heeseung? He’s been pretty quiet, and that’s super suspicious.
Jungwon: Now that you mention it, you’re right.
Jay: Why?
Jake: Remember when he almost set the last dorm on fire? Huh?
Heeseung: That was just an accident, okay? And I paid for the damages, didn’t I? What’s your problem?
Jake: How the hell is it an accident to set a curtain on fire?🤔🤔
Heeseung: The sun was too bright, and my sunglasses were left on the windowsill. That’s it. Anyway, I’m playing right now, so shut up!!
Sunoo: Kids...
Heeseung: Says that the maknae line member…
Sunoo: Shut up, this isn’t important. Nishimura, where the heck are you?
Riki: In my room? What’s wrong with you? Did you lose your Xanax?
Sunoo: Haha, aren’t you the one whose turn it is to clean up last night’s mess in the dorm’s common area?
Riki:
Jungwon: WTF?? Why do you have a meme of me, man? Who gave you permission to save this???🙂
Riki: Why are you making such a big deal out of it? It’s not like this is the only one😄
Jay: I don’t think you should’ve say that, Riki.
Jungwon: If you don’t delete them, I’ll tell the CEO that you think your schedule is too light and you’d like more work. Should I? You know I’ll do it!🙂
Riki: I’ll delete them!!!!
Sunghoon: This is the first time Riki has ever listened to Jungwon🤣
Jake: Where were you?
Sunghoon: I was on the phone? Why are you asking?
Jake: Sorry for asking!
Riki: He was definitely talking to his girlfriend🤭🤭
Jungwon: With what? 🤣 Sunghoon? He looks at any girl and shakes like a one-and-a-half-year-old baby🤣🤣
Heeseung:🤣🤣🤣
Sunoo: He’s just like Riki😂
Jay: Whoopsie-doo😂🤣
Riki: What the hell, Kim?
Jake: This group isn’t just not going to help—it’s definitely going to make things worse 😂
Sunghoon: I agree. By the way, I talked to my mom 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Jungwon: The only woman he’s not afraid of 🤣
Jay: Jungwon 🤣🤣🤣
Sunoo: I’m telling you, he’s just like Nishimura 🤣
Sunghoon: Fine, whatever. Go to hell all of you!
Riki: I agree with Sunghoon!
Nishimura Riki and Park Sunghoon are offline.
Sunoo: They can’t handle the stress xD
Jay: Why are you mad at Riki, anyway?
Sunoo: Because I hate how disgustingly cute he is when he flirts with Rika. You know, the Japanese girl from the new girl band. What’s the name? I think the band’s name is something like Diamonds or something.
Jungwon: Ahaaaa, now I get it. I’ll make some mint chocolate ice cream, and we’ll have a girls’ night—that’s what they call it in the movies, right?
Sunoo: Just us—no Jay, no one else. Wonie’s mine today—sorry, Jay.
Jay: No big deal. So we’ll go with Sunghoon and Jake—and Heeseung’s already sleep or what?
Heeseung: Damn Fortnite. I’m coming with you guys.
Jay: Okiie Dokiie.
Jake: Let’s gooo and get drunk at the nearby bar.
Jungwon: If you get caught for disorderly conduct or anything else, I’ll only pay Jay’s bail at most 😇
Jay: Thanks, baby ❤️
Heeseung: How nice of you 😮💨
Sunoo: Get lost🤦🏻♂️
Jake: Bye girls!
Jungwon: Get lost finally!😠
Yang Jungwon, Kim Sunoo, and 5 others are offline.