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RAVEN PAW X BARLEY ONESHOT*G
So basically, its a full moon duh right right and yellow fang and cinderpaw walk in on them😼
wait not like that I’m not weird
Ravenpaw and Barley are in their usual spot. In the corner of their barn, behind a haystack. They had caught mice and eaten, now content and warm, despite the cold outside the barn’s perimeters. Ravenpaw nuzzled closer, grooming Barley gently as he purred.
Barley looked at him, slowly blinking. Ravenpaw smiled, and butted his flank. The sound of crickets chirping lulled them to sleep like a song, and they fell asleep, tails curled together and flanks partnered aside.
All was peaceful for ravenpaw. More than it had been in moons.
“I love you.”
He meowed to barley as he fell asleep.
Barley shuffled closer as an answer.
“Ravenpaw?!”
Ravenpaw jolted awake as he heard that annoying fucking voice of that annoying ass little girl cinderpaw. And yellow fang. Oh no.
”Ravenpaw.”
Ravenpaw sat up, fur bristling in embarrassment. Barley stirred, his purring stopped. He looked up, and froze.
”….good..evening.”
he mumbled to the medicine cats.
”Go ahead and catch yourselves some mice. Leave me and my mate alone.”
omg ceo vibes. CEO comes into the barn, holding yn protectively.
”THIS IS ME AND YN”S STORY GO AWAY.”
He says in his voice so deep you know its the reason all of the earthquakes ever have happened its his fault
Me:no not this one guys go away
”b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but…I want to SHOW MY LOVE FOR MY PAPI!”
yn says desperately
”Get out of our barn.”
Barley says protectively, fur bristling and sharp teeth baring.
”AAAAHHHHHIOWEFHASKDJVBLUEWJHASDGBVDULYFHGB!!!!!!!!!!”
Yn screams in fear.
”HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE SMCHOOKIE CUPACKE GUMMY WUMMY BEAR LOVE OF MY LIFE RAINBOWS AND COOKIES AND CREAM AND COCO BUTTER KISSES DONT STAY AWAKE FOR TOO LONG DONT GO TO BED ILL MAKE A CUP OF COFFE FOR YOUR HEAD HONEY BUNCHES!!!!”
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Y/N’s grubby ugly hands try to pet raven paw and his Brazilian papi saves him omg i have 8 percent on my iPad but if i get out of bed to plug it in everything ever all the demons will get me
OKAY BYEEE🦶