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(Corshot GC)
bigkeon : good morning individuals how are we on this fine day
0yul : Please don’t call us individuals
bigkeon : well what else should I call these randos 😬
teenboi : we’re LITERALLY your teammates
seonghyeonseonghyeon : As much as I don’t want to agree with Martin
teenboi : HEY
sioulmil : It’s literally 5 in the morning can you SHUT UP
ryulstyle : Kid mad 😂
ims : tall but short tempered…
sioulmil : THE CRACK OF DAWN ISN’T EVEN UP YET
wujin : Nah I can see the sun right there
teenboi : well why thank you 😘
wujin : I wasn’t talking about you
bigkeon : #fairs✌️
teenboi : shut up keonho
0yul : It’s too early for this
sioulmil : Tell me about it…
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seonghyeonseonghyeon : Has anyone seen my shirt
ryulstyle : We don’t even share a dorm why are you asking
wujin : Maybe someone saw it bruv
ryulstyle : …But how????
bigkeon : maybe someone did bruv
ryulstyle : You’re not helping
kimjju : I saw Keonho walk away with it a few minutes ago
bigkeon : JJU YOU SNIFCH
sioulmil : Haha 😂
teenboi : yo why is sean screaming for keonho
wujin : Back-read you giraffe
teenboi : why should i shortie
wujin : Because it’s 2 messages above??
0yul : Juhoon told on Keonho stealing Seonghyeon’s shirt
teenboi : thank you hyung!
teenboi : see woojin? maybe you can learn from ohyul :D
wujin : Next awards ceremony I’m jumping you
0yul : No jumping
teenboi : HAH take that
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ryulstyle : who tf took my wallet
0yul : Ok I swear it’s not me this time
kimjju : Never have I thought Ohyul would take wallets
0yul : IT WAS URGENT
bigkeon : was it really 🧐
0yul : …No
teenboi : 😭
ryulstyle : who tf took my wallet
wujin : I have it
wujin : Had to buy something
ryulstyle : You have your own wallet
wujin : Well I don’t know if you noticed but my wallet is… a little dusty
teenboi : a little dusty 😭
ryulstyle : Fine I’ll let this slide
sioulmil : Woooowww Woojin got awaayyyyy
0yul : Didn’t expect that
seonghyeonseonghyeon : How much do I wanna bet that woojin literally sighed in relief
sioulmil : A million won because he just did
ryulstyle : You’re with him???
bigkeon : uh ohhh
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teenboi : @wujin im boooreedddd
kimjju : I thought we were playing ping pong
teenboi : correction, YOU GUYS are playing ping pong 😅
bigkeon : it’s not our problem that you don’t wanna join 😒
teenboi : @wujin im boooreedddd
wujin : Go play ping pong with your team
teenboi : i don’t want tooooooooooooooo
teenboi : i wanna talk wit u :(
ims : COUGH COUGH
seonghyeonseonghyeon : James isn’t even playing yk
teenboi : IS IT SO BAD I WANT TO TALK WITH OUR FRIENDS
0yul : *Rivals
teenboi : i wanna talk wit u :(
wujin : What do you wanna talk about
teenboi : what do you think of me :-)
wujin : Annoying
bigkeon : LOL NO WAY
wujin : Annoying
teenboi : positive things please 🥹
wujin : Hmm
sioulmil : Audibly hummed btw
bigkeon : this bitch funny asl 😭
teenboi : positive things please 🥹
wujin : Talented?
teenboi : OMG IM SO FLATTERED THANK YOU 😁❤️🩹❤️🩹
ryulstyle : Woojin hop off the phone
kimjju : Are you guys in a meeting rn??
sioulmil : Maybe
0yul : Stop using your phones
wujin : 🙂↕️
teenboi : man i miss him already
ims : I am sitting right here…
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ims : Can we meet up @0yul
0yul : Why? Something wrong?
bigkeon : naah he just misses you
seonghyeonseonghyeon : Keonho don’t start rumours now
bigkeon : but it’s truuuueee
kimjju : Can confirm as his roommate
bigkeon : seeeeeee?? jju confirms
ims : Can we meet up @0yul
0yul : Sorry CEO said we had to focus on promotions
ims : How about after?
0yul : Sure
0yul : We can bring the others too
teenboi : oof
0yul : Don’t you wanna see Woojin?
teenboi : oh right true haha
bigkeon : istfg
sioulmil : Can I opt out
sioulmil : Last time we met up Keonho and Seonghyeon bullied me
seonghyeonseonghyeon : Whaaat we never did such a thing
bigkeon : riighhttttt what sean said
ryulstyle : I watched you guys laugh at him for tripping
kimjju : Oooo exposed
ryulstyle : You joined them…
teenboi : oooooo exposed
0yul : We can bring the others too
ims : Actually can the two of us go out tonight? Sneak out and stuff
teenboi : 👀
bigkeon : they’re plotting right in front of us…
ims : Actually can the two of us go out tonight? Sneak out and stuff
0yul : Maybe, I’ll update yeah?
ims : Yeah sure
teenboi : @wujin can we sneak out??
wujin : No
bigkeon : damn 😭