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a group chat? :o

Summary:

Chatfic with my favorite ships 🤤🤤🤤🤤

currently charniko centric !

aiming for atleast 1k words per chapter ..

this was inspired by a fic i sae that had ryubunsae in it!!

Notes:

this chapter may be charniko centric 😳😳 (towards the end)

 

and before reading to lyk rin and isagi are kinda in a situationship they both like eachother but won’t do anything (isagi’s oblivious and rin has problems)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Bunny was peacefully laying on his bed in madrid when he suddenly got a notification on his phone. He picked up his phone only to see a strange notification:

You were added to ‘BLUE LOCK GC 🤤🤤’

“¿Ah, Si? ¿Un chat grupal?” Bunny said out loud to himself.

”What are you talking about now?” Sae said to the albino, peeking out of the bathroom and walking over to him.

Bunny holds his phone up, facing the screen to Sae so he can see, smiling while doing so.

Sae raises his eyebrow, unimpressed. 

But he still grabs his phone.

———

BLUE LOCK GC 🤤🤤

10+ Members Online

 

Kaiser: not even in blue lock btw

Isagi: i don’t really think anyone asked

Ness: sighh

pls shut up isagi

Isagi: yo???

hop off my dih???

Reo: no one wants on that 😂😂😂✌️

Kurona: agree, agree :~

Otoya: hiori: yo

Hiori: ah ha ha ha.,..

Isagi: KURONA 😭😭

No..

i thought we were buddies 🥺🥺🥺

the peanut butter to my jelly…

the ice to my fire…

the pillow to my blanket…

the socks to my shoes…

Bachira: wowwww

so i just don’t exist anymore huh

Isagi: NO BACHI I LOVE YOU

Rin: ..

Isagi: RIN

I LOVE YOU TOO

MORE

Rin: right

Shidou: ooooo~

isagi’s in trouble :p

hehe

Charles: haha :3

Shidou: AWW CHAR

HI

Charles: HI RYU

Sae: ??????

Shidou: SAE

BABY

I MISS U

Sae: mhm

yea

Bunny: how dry sae!! 

Rin: stop.

i don’t wanna see this.

Isagi: 😭

Ness: rin’s done 💔

gave up on his gay brother 

Sae: not even that gay btw

Kaiser: has two bfs btw

Sae: yeah you could never

Shidou: 😭😭

Bunny: lmao

Nagi: the bfs are gaining up on u :x

Reo: hi nagi!!!!!

Nagi: hi

Chigiri: ougghhhhh

Reo: yeah shut up

Ness: who the hell walked inside with their muddy ass shoes???

theirs genuinely mud tracks on the ground

Bachira: hmm i know who it is~ 

hehe

Isagi: BACHIRA.

Ness: was it you isagi? 😐

Isagi: NO..

Kaiser: then why would you respond to bachira 🤔🤔🤔

kinda sus

Isagi: omg pls shut up and never say sus again in your life.

Kaiser: damn 😅😅😅😅

Sae: yeah shut up

Kaiser: yo???

Hiori: thats me

Karasu: yo 😭😭

Hiori: i mean i knew you guys liked me but chilll

ladies, ladies…

Yukimiya: yeah no one’s wanting you

Karasu: i-i do! 🥺

Otoya: what happened to bros before hoes ☹️

Karasu: sorry otoya….

Ness: PLEASE cut that shit out 😂

can we get back to what i was saying??

Shidou: oh yeah it was rin

Rin: BITCH

FUCK YOUU

Sae: rin.

Bunny: ooo shit

Rin: nah nah nah shut the hell up sae 😂😂

didn’t you leave me??

pls go back to doing that rn

imagine getting your dream crushed by your bf 😬😬

could NEVER be me 

go back to spain with your lil FAGGOT bfs 

plural btw

Sae: okay

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Chigiri: um

anyways!

Reo: are we deadass

THATS the first thing you say

Chigiri: yeah im kinda done being the therapist 

Reo: when have you ever been a therapist? 

Kunigami: did u black out second selection

Chigiri: KUNIGAMI

HI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chigiri: yeah ok fuck you too

mb 

yeah kms

Reo: it’s okay reo chigiri 😭😭😭

Chigiri: weren’t you just hating on me …

Reo: no????

why would i do that

Charles: YALL IM DEADDD

Hugo: be quiet

Charles: shut up unc 😖😖😖

Loki: charles.. 

🫩

Hiori: aw my french family

Hugo: what

Hiori: what

Otoya: hiori fanfic writer

Isagi: are all of my opps in here or smth

Kaiser: maybe just MAYBE you need to stop making opps 😬😬

Hugo: fanfics mentioned ..

ao3 mentioned ..

Loki: no

stop 😭😭😭

Karasu: WAIT

IS HUGO A FANFIC READER

Hugo: *writer

Karasu: OMG

WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE

Hiori: oh em gee.. 🥺

a fellow fanfic writer.. 🥺🥺

Hugo: wow

destiny

Loki: ok i don’t like this can you guys stop

Shidou: oooh jealous loki

hehe

Charles: he’s soooooo jelly

😹😹

Loki: syfm

i’m not

Bunny: right and i’m not gay 😅😅😅✌️

get it?

Sae: yeah i think we get it

Shidou: i wish i could get a free ride to spainuhhhh 👀👀👀👀

Sae: 😐

yeah no

Lorenzo: i wish i could have some moneyyuhhh

Shidou: this guy gets me

Lorenzo: yeah bro 💯💯💯💯

Niko: i’m scared why is lorenzo here

barou’s gonna crash out

Otoya: ‘crash out’ blud is NOT the toya 😂😂😂

Yukimiya: omfg.

shut the hell up before we break up.

again.

Otoya: sorry yuki…. 🥺🥺

Charles: hi niko!!!

Niko: oh hi charles :)

Shidou: now wait a damn minute.

Aiku: now wait a bloody minute.

Sendou: holy fucking british

never speak again

Shidou: ANYWAYS

CHARLES!!

dms.

rn.

Charles: 🥺🥺🥺

should i…

Shidou: BOY IF YOU DON’T GET TO IT ALREADY

Charles: finee 🙄🙄

Aiku: niko

niko

niko

niko

Niko: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT

Karasu: i’m dead 😭

Aiku: don’t speak to me like that 😡😡😡

Niko: yeah right what do you want

Aiku: go to gc

Niko: if that makes you stop talking then fine 🫩🫩


Otoya: why’s everyone leaving

Hiori: are you fucking dumb

 

 

🏳️‍🌈 Shidou and Charles messages 🏳️‍🌈


Shidou: soooooo??

Charles: ok…

MAYBE

niko is who i was telling you about 🥹🥹🥹

Shidou: I CAN TELL??

HE SENT YOU A SMILE

HE NEVER DOES THAT.

HE LIKES YOU

Charles: WHAT

NO

HES JUST BEING NICE

WE’RE JUST FRIENDS

for now…

Shidou: charles..

you might be worse than rinny

Charles: NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

STOP

RYU

NO

IM NOT GAY

NO

I DONT LIKE NIKO

LIKE

MAYBE I LIKE PLAYING WITH HIM ON FORTNIGHT AND ROBLOX

AND MAYBE I THINK HIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY AND THAT HE SHOULD NEVER COVER THEM UP

AND MAYBE I THINK HIS STYLE IS REALLY COOL

AND MAYBE I THINK HES REALLY CUTE

AND MAYBE I WANT TO DATE HIM

AND MAYBE I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM

AND MAYBE WE HAD A SLEEPOVER AND HE KISSED MY FOURHEAD WHEN HE THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING

AND MAYBE I THOUGHT IT WAS NICE

AND MAYBE I WANTED HIM TO DO IT MORE

oh

Shidou: CHARLES.

HE DID WHAT???

AND YOU LIKED IT??

YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE HIM

CONFESS

Charles: NONONONO

WHAT IF HE DOESN’T LIKE ME???!

Shidou: ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB???

HE OBVIOUSLY LIKES YOU

YOU CAN DO IT CHAR

LOCK IN

Charles: idk about this…..

waitwait ok give me a few days

and MAYBE

just MAYBE

i’ll confess

Shidou: NOW THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR

CONFESS

Charles: maybe 😖😖😖

 

 

 

 

Family 🥺🥺

(Niko, Aiku, and Sendou)

 

 

Aiku: niko..

niko..

niko..

Niko: bro

pls stop

Sendou: ugh you’re freaking him out aiku

🫩

anyways

so

about charles

Niko: what about him..

Aiku: i think you know what

Niko: i mean what do you want to know 😐

we’re just bestfriends thats all

Sendou: righttt

but since when do you send smily faces to your friends 😬✌️

Niko: since now?

maybe i just decided to start being nicer to ppl

 

 

crickets brah

 

 

Aiku: ooh now i know you’re lying 😂😂😂

Niko and NICE in the same sentence??

yeah you’re lying

you can tell us

we won’t say a thing

Sendou: you’re saying it weird…

what he means is that we’re here for you and you can tell us whats going on with him

okay??

Niko: ughhh

do i have to

Sendou: i mean you really don’t

but

then aiku’s gonna bug you about it

Aiku: hey now.

you know you want to know too

Sendou: ok maybe i do

Niko: okok finee

i’ll tell you but only so you guys stop bugging me 😐

so

i might have a small crush on him

charles

really small tho like you wouldn’t even notice

it’s not like i think he’s really cute or smth

or wish i could date him

or think his eyes are beautiful 

or think about him all the time

because why would i do that, right??? 😅😅😅

Sendou: 😕😕😕

you’re so gay

Aiku: raised you well

Niko: you guys aren’t my parents

Sendou: yeah yeah anyways

you should confess to him

Niko: are you crazy or are you crazy

why would i do that

he doesn’t even like me like that

Aiku: ok but you don’t know that…

Sendou: just give him hints or smth

Niko: i would rather die.

he can ask me out or we will js never get together

Sendou: yk they say communication is key

Niko: damn i lost the key

Aiku: 😭😭😭

Sendou: niko 😐

just confess

the worst he can say is no

Niko: yeah no 😂😂✌️

Aiku: he’s damned 😕😕

Niko: wait

i have a great idea

Sendou: ??

Aiku: oh??’

do tell

Niko: maybe if i fake date someone like kurona or smth then i can see if he gets jealous and then he’ll confess to me or smth

Aiku: niko..

thats the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard in my life

Sendou: i agree 🫩

why on earth would you do that

Niko: BECAUSE

if i fake date kurona then he’ll get jealous and then ask me out!

ok i’ll do that

Sendou: NIKO.

PLEASE DON’T DO THAT

Niko: yeah why would i listen to you😂😂

byebye!!

 

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Aiku: that was the funniest shit i’ve ever seen.

but i’m scared for him lowk

Sendou: I WOULD HOPE YOU ARE???

HE JUST CAME UP WITH THE DUMBEST PLAN POSSIBLE 🫩🫩🫩

Aiku: yeah he’s cooked.

 

 

 

 

earlier (after rin’s little crash out)

with Sae and Bunny

this is gonna be so cringe im sorry

 

 

Sae put his phone down after putting a simple ‘okay’ in the group chat. Why was Rin acting so childish? He doesn’t even know what happened in spain.

“Mi amor..” Bunny says to Sae.

Sae looks up at him, “hm?”

Bunny looks at him blankly,

”Are you okay?” He finally says.

”With what Rin was talking about?” Bunny concludes.

Sae just stared at him for a moment, tracing bunny’s face with his eyes.

”Yes, i’m fine iglesias.” Sae said, looking away.

“Ah? Are you sure? Y’know i can call Shidou or something—“

”I’m fine iglesias. Drop it.”

Sae suddenly stood up and walked out of their living room to their shared bedroom.

Bunny saw the guilt on his face while he was walking away but decided not to comment on it.

Bunny sighs before pulling out his phone, seeing the texts his shidou left him.

 

• Bunny & Shidou messages •

Shidou: bunnnnnnny

bun-chan

baby

Bunny: oops sorry ryuusei

i was talking to sae

Shidou: is he ok??

he’s probably not bcs of what rin said 

Bunny: err he walked away when i tried to talk to him about it :/

but i think he’s okay

for now

Shidou: do you think i should talk to him?? :(

Bunny: hmm not rn, you should give him time love

Shidou: okay

i love you

Bunny: i love you too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• Rin & Isagi messages •

Isagi: Rin?

are you okay?

after what happened

Rin: i’m fine

it doesn’t matter.

Isagi: well it certainly matters if you went off on him in the gc??

Rin: why do you care?

Isagi: because you’re my friend and i wanna help you 

Rin: right.

friend

yeah i gotta go

ttyl

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Isagi: Oh

okay.

I love you rin

(Isagi deleted one message.)