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Bunny was peacefully laying on his bed in madrid when he suddenly got a notification on his phone. He picked up his phone only to see a strange notification:
You were added to ‘BLUE LOCK GC 🤤🤤’
“¿Ah, Si? ¿Un chat grupal?” Bunny said out loud to himself.
”What are you talking about now?” Sae said to the albino, peeking out of the bathroom and walking over to him.
Bunny holds his phone up, facing the screen to Sae so he can see, smiling while doing so.
Sae raises his eyebrow, unimpressed.
But he still grabs his phone.
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BLUE LOCK GC 🤤🤤
10+ Members Online
Kaiser: not even in blue lock btw
Isagi: i don’t really think anyone asked
Ness: sighh
pls shut up isagi
Isagi: yo???
hop off my dih???
Reo: no one wants on that 😂😂😂✌️
Kurona: agree, agree :~
Otoya: hiori: yo
Hiori: ah ha ha ha.,..
Isagi: KURONA 😭😭
No..
i thought we were buddies 🥺🥺🥺
the peanut butter to my jelly…
the ice to my fire…
the pillow to my blanket…
the socks to my shoes…
Bachira: wowwww
so i just don’t exist anymore huh
Isagi: NO BACHI I LOVE YOU
Rin: ..
Isagi: RIN
I LOVE YOU TOO
MORE
Rin: right
Shidou: ooooo~
isagi’s in trouble :p
hehe
Charles: haha :3
Shidou: AWW CHAR
HI
Charles: HI RYU
Sae: ??????
Shidou: SAE
BABY
I MISS U
Sae: mhm
yea
Bunny: how dry sae!!
Rin: stop.
i don’t wanna see this.
Isagi: 😭
Ness: rin’s done 💔
gave up on his gay brother
Sae: not even that gay btw
Kaiser: has two bfs btw
Sae: yeah you could never
Shidou: 😭😭
Bunny: lmao
Nagi: the bfs are gaining up on u :x
Reo: hi nagi!!!!!
Nagi: hi
Chigiri: ougghhhhh
Reo: yeah shut up
Ness: who the hell walked inside with their muddy ass shoes???
theirs genuinely mud tracks on the ground
Bachira: hmm i know who it is~
hehe
Isagi: BACHIRA.
Ness: was it you isagi? 😐
Isagi: NO..
Kaiser: then why would you respond to bachira 🤔🤔🤔
kinda sus
Isagi: omg pls shut up and never say sus again in your life.
Kaiser: damn 😅😅😅😅
Sae: yeah shut up
Kaiser: yo???
Hiori: thats me
Karasu: yo 😭😭
Hiori: i mean i knew you guys liked me but chilll
ladies, ladies…
Yukimiya: yeah no one’s wanting you
Karasu: i-i do! 🥺
Otoya: what happened to bros before hoes ☹️
Karasu: sorry otoya….
Ness: PLEASE cut that shit out 😂
can we get back to what i was saying??
Shidou: oh yeah it was rin
Rin: BITCH
FUCK YOUU
Sae: rin.
Bunny: ooo shit
Rin: nah nah nah shut the hell up sae 😂😂
didn’t you leave me??
pls go back to doing that rn
imagine getting your dream crushed by your bf 😬😬
could NEVER be me
go back to spain with your lil FAGGOT bfs
plural btw
Sae: okay
@saeitoshi went offline
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😬
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Chigiri: um
anyways!
Reo: are we deadass
THATS the first thing you say
Chigiri: yeah im kinda done being the therapist
Reo: when have you ever been a therapist?
Kunigami: did u black out second selection
Chigiri: KUNIGAMI
HI
@kunigamirensuke went offline
Chigiri: yeah ok fuck you too
mb
yeah kms
Reo: it’s okay reo chigiri 😭😭😭
Chigiri: weren’t you just hating on me …
Reo: no????
why would i do that
Charles: YALL IM DEADDD
Hugo: be quiet
Charles: shut up unc 😖😖😖
Loki: charles..
Hiori: aw my french family
Hugo: what
Hiori: what
Otoya: hiori fanfic writer
Isagi: are all of my opps in here or smth
Kaiser: maybe just MAYBE you need to stop making opps 😬😬
Hugo: fanfics mentioned ..
ao3 mentioned ..
Loki: no
stop 😭😭😭
Karasu: WAIT
IS HUGO A FANFIC READER
Hugo: *writer
Karasu: OMG
WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE
Hiori: oh em gee.. 🥺
a fellow fanfic writer.. 🥺🥺
Hugo: wow
destiny
Loki: ok i don’t like this can you guys stop
Shidou: oooh jealous loki
hehe
Charles: he’s soooooo jelly
😹😹
Loki: syfm
i’m not
Bunny: right and i’m not gay 😅😅😅✌️
get it?
Sae: yeah i think we get it
Shidou: i wish i could get a free ride to spainuhhhh 👀👀👀👀
Sae: 😐
yeah no
Lorenzo: i wish i could have some moneyyuhhh
Shidou: this guy gets me
Lorenzo: yeah bro 💯💯💯💯
Niko: i’m scared why is lorenzo here
barou’s gonna crash out
Otoya: ‘crash out’ blud is NOT the toya 😂😂😂
Yukimiya: omfg.
shut the hell up before we break up.
again.
Otoya: sorry yuki…. 🥺🥺
Charles: hi niko!!!
Niko: oh hi charles :)
Shidou: now wait a damn minute.
Aiku: now wait a bloody minute.
Sendou: holy fucking british
never speak again
Shidou: ANYWAYS
CHARLES!!
dms.
rn.
Charles: 🥺🥺🥺
should i…
Shidou: BOY IF YOU DON’T GET TO IT ALREADY
Charles: finee 🙄🙄
Aiku: niko
niko
niko
niko
Niko: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT
Karasu: i’m dead 😭
Aiku: don’t speak to me like that 😡😡😡
Niko: yeah right what do you want
Aiku: go to gc
Niko: if that makes you stop talking then fine
Otoya: why’s everyone leaving
Hiori: are you fucking dumb
🏳️🌈 Shidou and Charles messages 🏳️🌈
Shidou: soooooo??
Charles: ok…
MAYBE
niko is who i was telling you about 🥹🥹🥹
Shidou: I CAN TELL??
HE SENT YOU A SMILE
HE NEVER DOES THAT.
HE LIKES YOU
Charles: WHAT
NO
HES JUST BEING NICE
WE’RE JUST FRIENDS
for now…
Shidou: charles..
you might be worse than rinny
Charles: NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
STOP
RYU
NO
IM NOT GAY
NO
I DONT LIKE NIKO
LIKE
MAYBE I LIKE PLAYING WITH HIM ON FORTNIGHT AND ROBLOX
AND MAYBE I THINK HIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY AND THAT HE SHOULD NEVER COVER THEM UP
AND MAYBE I THINK HIS STYLE IS REALLY COOL
AND MAYBE I THINK HES REALLY CUTE
AND MAYBE I WANT TO DATE HIM
AND MAYBE I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM
AND MAYBE WE HAD A SLEEPOVER AND HE KISSED MY FOURHEAD WHEN HE THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING
AND MAYBE I THOUGHT IT WAS NICE
AND MAYBE I WANTED HIM TO DO IT MORE
oh
Shidou: CHARLES.
HE DID WHAT???
AND YOU LIKED IT??
YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE HIM
CONFESS
Charles: NONONONO
WHAT IF HE DOESN’T LIKE ME???!
Shidou: ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB???
HE OBVIOUSLY LIKES YOU
YOU CAN DO IT CHAR
LOCK IN
Charles: idk about this…..
waitwait ok give me a few days
and MAYBE
just MAYBE
i’ll confess
Shidou: NOW THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR
CONFESS
Charles: maybe 😖😖😖
Family 🥺🥺
(Niko, Aiku, and Sendou)
Aiku: niko..
niko..
niko..
Niko: bro
pls stop
Sendou: ugh you’re freaking him out aiku
anyways
so
about charles
Niko: what about him..
Aiku: i think you know what
Niko: i mean what do you want to know 😐
we’re just bestfriends thats all
Sendou: righttt
but since when do you send smily faces to your friends 😬✌️
Niko: since now?
maybe i just decided to start being nicer to ppl
…
crickets brah
Aiku: ooh now i know you’re lying 😂😂😂
Niko and NICE in the same sentence??
yeah you’re lying
you can tell us
we won’t say a thing
Sendou: you’re saying it weird…
what he means is that we’re here for you and you can tell us whats going on with him
okay??
Niko: ughhh
do i have to
Sendou: i mean you really don’t
but
then aiku’s gonna bug you about it
Aiku: hey now.
you know you want to know too
Sendou: ok maybe i do
Niko: okok finee
i’ll tell you but only so you guys stop bugging me 😐
so
i might have a small crush on him
charles
really small tho like you wouldn’t even notice
it’s not like i think he’s really cute or smth
or wish i could date him
or think his eyes are beautiful
or think about him all the time
because why would i do that, right??? 😅😅😅
Sendou: 😕😕😕
you’re so gay
Aiku: raised you well
Niko: you guys aren’t my parents
Sendou: yeah yeah anyways
you should confess to him
Niko: are you crazy or are you crazy
why would i do that
he doesn’t even like me like that
Aiku: ok but you don’t know that…
Sendou: just give him hints or smth
Niko: i would rather die.
he can ask me out or we will js never get together
Sendou: yk they say communication is key
Niko: damn i lost the key
Aiku: 😭😭😭
Sendou: niko 😐
just confess
the worst he can say is no
Niko: yeah no 😂😂✌️
Aiku: he’s damned 😕😕
Niko: wait
i have a great idea
Sendou: ??
Aiku: oh??’
do tell
Niko: maybe if i fake date someone like kurona or smth then i can see if he gets jealous and then he’ll confess to me or smth
Aiku: niko..
thats the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard in my life
Sendou: i agree
why on earth would you do that
Niko: BECAUSE
if i fake date kurona then he’ll get jealous and then ask me out!
ok i’ll do that
Sendou: NIKO.
PLEASE DON’T DO THAT
Niko: yeah why would i listen to you😂😂
byebye!!
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Aiku: that was the funniest shit i’ve ever seen.
but i’m scared for him lowk
Sendou: I WOULD HOPE YOU ARE???
HE JUST CAME UP WITH THE DUMBEST PLAN POSSIBLE
Aiku: yeah he’s cooked.
earlier (after rin’s little crash out)
with Sae and Bunny
this is gonna be so cringe im sorry
Sae put his phone down after putting a simple ‘okay’ in the group chat. Why was Rin acting so childish? He doesn’t even know what happened in spain.
“Mi amor..” Bunny says to Sae.
Sae looks up at him, “hm?”
Bunny looks at him blankly,
”Are you okay?” He finally says.
”With what Rin was talking about?” Bunny concludes.
Sae just stared at him for a moment, tracing bunny’s face with his eyes.
”Yes, i’m fine iglesias.” Sae said, looking away.
“Ah? Are you sure? Y’know i can call Shidou or something—“
”I’m fine iglesias. Drop it.”
Sae suddenly stood up and walked out of their living room to their shared bedroom.
Bunny saw the guilt on his face while he was walking away but decided not to comment on it.
Bunny sighs before pulling out his phone, seeing the texts his shidou left him.
• Bunny & Shidou messages •
Shidou: bunnnnnnny
bun-chan
baby
Bunny: oops sorry ryuusei
i was talking to sae
Shidou: is he ok??
he’s probably not bcs of what rin said
Bunny: err he walked away when i tried to talk to him about it :/
but i think he’s okay
for now
Shidou: do you think i should talk to him?? :(
Bunny: hmm not rn, you should give him time love
Shidou: okay
i love you
Bunny: i love you too
• Rin & Isagi messages •
Isagi: Rin?
are you okay?
after what happened
Rin: i’m fine
it doesn’t matter.
Isagi: well it certainly matters if you went off on him in the gc??
Rin: why do you care?
Isagi: because you’re my friend and i wanna help you
Rin: right.
friend
yeah i gotta go
ttyl
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Isagi: Oh
okay.
I love you rin
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