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The crowd cheered as DIARIS finished singing "Hell = Sing", waving lightsticks everywhere, jumping around, a fangirl of Amami even fainted.
"Thank you everyone!" Gedraji yelled out to the crowd, making them yell louder - he was a fan favorite in the group, practically had everyone from every country swooning over him.
He waved the crowd goodbye as he went backstage with his feet... making Kei piggyback him, however.
"My throat hurts so bad!" he groaned, gulping down water, the growls had seriously hurt his poor throat. "And my feet feel like they're gonna fall offf!!!!" he whined even louder. The pains of being an idol.... you brought this upon yourself, dude.
He internally groaned at the smell of people smoking backstage, seriously? "Go outside... don't make me secondhand smoke." He thought to himself.
After finishing up, he went to the train station, planning to head back home... he heard a strange voice in his ears. But he ignored it... must be other people talking... right?
Gedraji got back to his apartment, fishing out his keys from his bag and unlocking the door, scrolling through twitter as he did so. He closed the door behind him, kicking off his shoes, wincing as one hit the ceiling from the force of the kick... yeesh.
"I'm so tired... 眠い…" He said to no one but himself, ignoring his shower and flopping straight on his bed... god he was gonna stink tomorrow. He quickly dozed off, in his fuckass godzilla shirt he got from Temu... what the fuck.
**LATER** (idk how to do bold sorry)
Gedraji woke up to stomping, and the smell of smoke, he instantly began to panic... was the world gonna get him for not streaming on twitch for a week?!
"Gedraji..." He heard a loud voice call out to him, it was more of a growl... Gedraji spun around so fast his head might of fell off.. only to see.. KING GHIDORAH?! Wasn't that guy fictional?! He loved the guy, but HOW WAS THIS HAPPENING?!
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" King Ghidorah said, suddenly pulling out bright yellow glowsticks from who knows where, probably his ass. And waving them around like crazy.
Gedraji's jaw hit the floor... maybe broke it. King Ghidorah was a fan?!
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"I must be high right now, cause ain't no fucking way King Ghidorah is fucking waving my concert glowsticks and signature color around like a fanboy" He shouted... he looked schizophrenic.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRR GGGRRRRR" King Ghidorah suddenly burst into song, singing Hell = SING in his hellish voice, oh my fucking god was his ass breakdancing?! Dawg what the fuck was going on.
King Ghidorah suddenly froze, before pulling out a banner that said in very sloppy handwriting "GEDRAJI WILL YOU BE MY WIFE I LOVE YOU"
Gedraji's eyes filled with tears, stunned and overjoyed "YES I WILL MARRY YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!" He screamed.
King Ghidorah suddenly kissed Gedraji, with all 3 heads at the same time... I'm so fucking scared.
Then they got married and had 700 babies the end.