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🌸✨💖ALNST College sqaud🌸✨💖
[03:00 AM]
PartyGirl: TILL IM CRYING LOOK AT THIS
PartyGirl: [Aether_Side_Eye.png]
PartyGirl: Why is he looking at me like he knows all my federal crimes?? It’s 3am go to sleep you blonde fluffball 😭🚬
Till_Death: that rabbit is demonic hyuna i swear
Till_Death: you think that’s bad? look what he did to my lunchbox yesterday when i left it on the bench
Till_Death: [Aether_Holding_A_Kitchen_Knife.jpg]
PartyGirl: LMFAO NOOO WAY 💀💀 Aether is a peaceful boy!! He would never commit a felony!! He just wants his premium hay!!
Till_Death: HE IS LITERALLY HOLDING A WEAPON HYUNA
Till_Death: HE GAINED A BLADE. HOW DID A LAPINE ACQUIRE STEEL.
PartyGirl: He probably found it in Hyunwoo’s room, my brother sleeps with a fire extinguisher under his pillow anyway, he's paranoid af.
PartyGirl: Anyway why are you awake at 3am? Aren't you supposed to be resting your vocal cords or whatever the music club advisor told you?
Till_Death: ivan left a single guitar pick on my porch.
Till_Death: no note. just a pick.
Till_Death: i am staying awake to see if he tries to plant a tracking device on my trash cans.
[03:12 AM]
*@Cherry_Witch has added @SugarCoat to the chat*️⃣
Till_Death: mizi why the hell are you awake
Till_Death: and who tf is sugarcoat
SugarCoat: (。· v ·。) hi...
PartyGirl: Wait.
PartyGirl: Is that the sleepy transfer kid from the student council? The one who sleeps during roll call?
Till_Death: wait how do u even find him mizi everyone says he never attends anything
Till_Death: he literally hasn't showed up to a single lecture since he transferred 3 days ago
Cherry_Witch: oh! i pass by the fencing place when im walking to drama club so i saw him!! 🌸✨
Cherry_Witch: hes nice!! he petted cherry called her cute gifted her a cute cherry clip and left!!🍒💕
Cherry_Witch: cherry loves the clip and said he liked my songs he heard some of my drafts on instragram for my debut!!
Cherry_Witch: and look at his cat shes like cherrys mom!!! 🐾💖
Till_Death: he speaks???
PartyGirl: He gave you a clip? Luka? The guy who looks like he’d report you to the dean just for breathing too loudly?
SugarCoat: mizi's songs are... good... very pretty... (。-ω-)💤
Cherry_Witch: ALSO!! hes selling me yuri manga!!! it only costs 5 cents and a strawberry roll cake! look!!
Cherry_Witch: [Manga_Page_Leak.jpg]
Till_Death: ...is that a pink-haired girl kissing a goth girl with a sword
Till_Death: mizi that literally looks exactly like you and sua
PartyGirl: 5 cents and a snack? Damn, Luka, your business model is terrible. Where did you even get that? 💀
SugarCoat: bought it of someone fanfic writer...
SugarCoat-%: they said it was rare... thought mizi would like it...
SugarCoat: hyuna... are you still awake...
PartyGirl: Yeah, I'm awake, but I'm trying to figure out why your typing style looks exactly like the face my rabbit makes when he wants a strawberry.
SugarCoat: ......... (。· v ·。) .........
[03:22 AM]
*@Power!! is online*️⃣
Power!!: Why is my phone vibrating like a continuous earthquake at three in the morning.
Power!!: Mizi, my darling, why are you awake? The human body requires sleep to maintain its radiance. Please close your eyes before I am forced to drive over and sing you a lullaby.
Cherry_Witch: SUA!!! LOOK!! LOOK AT WHAT LUKA SOLD ME!!! 🌸💖
Power!!: [Viewing: Manga_Page_Leak.jpg]
Power!!: ...
Power!!: Who drew this.
Power!!: Why am I holding a rapier while pinning you against a velvet curtain.
Power!!: Not that the composition is incorrect. The anatomy is quite accurate. But who authorized the distribution of our souls for five cents.
SugarCoat: it was a package deal... the roll cake was very soft... 🍰
Power!!: Luka. I will strip you of your presidential budget. You are using student council resources to traffic high-quality sapphic literature about my relationship.
VPIvan: If we are distributing custom printed literature, I would like to request the contact information of this fanfic writer.
Till_Death: NO. NO. STOP. DO NOT GIVE HIM IDEAS.
VPIvan: I am simply curious, Till. A fictional depiction of our rooftop duet from last semester would be a valuable addition to the university archives. I would pay at least six cents. And two roll cakes.
Till_Death: I WILL THROW YOU OFF THAT ROOFTOP IVAN FR
The_Sane_one: It is 3:30 AM.
The_Sane_one: I have a midterm at 9:00 AM.
The_Sane_one: Hyuna is currently feeding the rabbit a piece of my leftover pizza while Luka sends emojis that look like an underground cult invitation.
The_Sane_one: Please. Someone delete this chat.
PartyGirl: Shut up, Hyunwoo, Aether likes the crust. 🍕
PartyGirl: Hey, Luka. Why did you buy that manga anyway? You don't even like romance stuff. You usually just sleep through the entire literature block.
SugarCoat: saw it... thought of... someone...
SugarCoat: (。-ω-) ...sleeping now... bye...
Till_Death: he literally just dropped off the face of the earth mid-sentence.
The_Sane_one: He fell asleep on his phone. I can hear him snoring through the wall. His long sleeve is caught in the zipper of his pencil case again.