Actions

Work Header

Superfish and DJ's Early Morning Talk (Text)

Summary:

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Chapter Text

Witch Bitch 💚

Hello there.

DJ

God damn it.

It's fucking 2 in the morning for fucks sake.

Witch Bitch 💚

Well, human.

DJ

DON'T 'Human' me, babe.

Witch Bitch 💚

What even is this, "2 in the morning" nonsense?

It sounds like flaming hot garbage.

DJ

Well, fishface.

It means it is FUCKING 2 AM. How are you even awake right now??

Witch Bitch 💚

I just..

DJ I have a question, read this.

DJ

Oh my fucking God.

Yes. I would still love you as a worm because I love you and accept you for who you are. Yes, I would still love you even if you were the zephyr in the evening. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE you, and nothing will change that.

Witch Bitch 💚

Wow, that's.. very poetic....

Well, I'm gonna head back to sleep. I love you, babe.

DJ

Goodnight, I love you too, babe. <3