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Tim was bored. A terrifying time in the Drake and Wayne manors. But yet again Tim is running off of three hours of sleep and five energy drinks and has Kon's jacket, which has Kon's DNA on it and now Tim is back in the area where he tried cloning Kon.. (definitely only once…) with a few of Kon's hair and his own, there they were. Kon in Smallville and Tim in a lab trying to make a.. something with their DNA.
“Timothy. What the FUCK?!” Tim flinches as Dick walks in on the younger bird cloning?? With his and Conner Kent's DNA. Dick realizes it's.. working. Oh Rao… ‘not my circus, not my monkey.’ Dick turns around and walks out. “If anything explodes make sure it gets cleaned.” The door shuts.
There Tim was, standing with a baby. She looked like Kon, his perfect jawline, slightly tanned skin, rounder but still carved high cheek bones, and his beautiful curls. But she also looked like Tim, the same midnight black hair color, the striking icy blue eyes, the same long, very full, eyelashes, even the same nose. She was perfect but now Tim has to tell Kon. Wait Dick… the young, now, parent wraps the baby girl in a blanket and sits on the couch with her in their lap, he pulls out his phone and opens his conversation with Dick.
Baby bird: Dick. For the love of Gotham don't tell ANYONE about what happened today 🙏
Big Wing: trust me, I don't want anyone to live through that. I won't 🤙
Tim sighs and puts his phone down ‘thank Rao. Now I have to tell Kon…’ Why did Tim think this was a good idea? They didn't know. Before they could pick his phone back up Kon walks in. “Hey babe, is that a child?!” Tim looks over at the super that has his jaw dropped. They decide that just being honest is the best way to go about things. “Um, yeah.. so you left me with your jacket, which had some of your hair on it and I got bored so I mixed our DNA kinda like how Lex did to make you but it worked too well and now there's a baby in my lap and she's ours..?” Kon blinks, once slowly, then once more quicker. “Ours..” he whispers, like he's just hearing how it sounds, “she's ours?” He asks, a little louder this time and smiles when Tim nods.
It's been three days now and they still haven't told anyone, or picked out a name.. oops? The three are sitting on the couch in Tim's apartment after Tim's patrol. Out of nowhere Kon looks Tim dead in the eyes and goes “Nicola Rosie Wayne.” At first Tim tilted his head, Rao Kon loves the way they do that, Tim smiles, “I like that name, I like it a lot actually.” Kon smiles back and pulls his partner and daughter closer to him.
Tim has been stressing all day. Our little family is in Smallville right now, the two told Ma and Pa Kent about the baby, and by default Lois, Clark, and Jon as well. That went wonderfully, everyone was supportive and now all that was left was telling the Waynes.. “Hey, pretty bird, it'll be okay” Kon says as he wraps his hands around the smallest waist, planting a kiss on his cheek. “Im sure they'll approve, and if not you always have a place here.” Tim nods, “I know, but I'm still nervous how they'll react.. especially Bruce. Like Dick already knows and has offered to beat the shit out of Bruce of need be.. but still.” Kon nods and spins the smaller boy around so they're face to face, “it's going to be okay.“ Tim nods that Kon kisses him.
Tim and Kon walk into the Wayne living room, Kon holding little Nicola. Everyone looks up, Dick the only one not confused. “Um.. guys.. this is my-” he looks at Kon “our daughter, Nicola Rosie Wayne.” Bruce's eyebrows shoot up, as do Damians. “But Dr- Timothy. You are not a Wayne.” Tim looks over at Damian, “Actually, Dami, I am. B adopted me not too long ago..” Damian simply nods. “I see. Congratulations then.” Tim smiles and Jason stands up, clearly wanting to hold the baby, he looks at Tim, who nods, and picks the little one up. Tim is sure Dick got a picture that they'll have to get from him later. Jason holds Nicola rather gently for someone who was built like a fridge and weighs that much too. “She's adorable. If anything happens to her I will kill for her.” Jason promises and Tim looks at him with a look of thankfulness. He looks over to Kon, who has apparently been in a staring contest with Bruce this whole time, and is winning. Bruce blinks then simply nods at the two, “congratulations to you both, I hope you find good fortune and happiness in your family.”
“And that's how you were born.” Tim is sitting on the couch with Nicola, who is about 10 now. She's been asking for this story for years now, and they finally had time to tell it. Kon was helping Pa with the tractor and Tim was about to start helping in the kitchen. “Dad, is that why Papa and Gramps always have staring contests when we visit?” Tim nods, “that's exactly why, honey. Now go wash up and get papa and pa in for dinner.” She nods and runs off while Tim gets up and walks into the kitchen, washing their own hands and helping Ma finish up, right as the Wayne family arrives
The end!