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Today was a great day, well every day is, but like today’s even better, today is the one day every month where team red meets up for one huge mission, even though they meet up 3 times every week, all those times they do littler stuff, or fight supervillains, but every month on the 17th team red which includes me, Spider-man, Deadpool, and Daredevil, sometimes Jonny joins us but he’s off world right now, but today at 7pm we’ll be stopping the biggest Human Trafficking Ring in all of New York
“Hey kid, how was school?” I hear dad ask.
“Hey dad, it was great, I just cant wait for patrol today, something Bigs happening, though im sure you’ll see it on the news sooner or later” I respond, practically jumping up and down.
“Yeah, yeah, I know you love patrol, anyways how does pasta sound for dinner? Steve’s making it” he chuckle with a slight shake of his head.
“Yes, how long?”
“it’s at 5, don’t be late” she says while sticking his tongue out at me.
“Like I could ever be late” I respond, glaring at him.
“Yeah, we know spider-baby” I hear Clint joke on the couch.
“Hey, Uncle Clint I thought you were enjoying being my favorite uncle, guess its gonna have to go back to uncle Rhodey now” I snap back with no malice.
“yes” I hear.
(at dinner)
Alright guys, we got a big mission tomorrow, Spidey we’ll really be needing your help here” I hear cap say.
“Huh, okay, whats it about?” I ask.
“Apparently theres this vigilante in hells kitchen named Daredevil, we have been tasked by SHIELD to catch and unmask him” and I sit there stunned, suddenly an evil plan starts in my mind.
“I thought you said it would be a big mission, it’s just one guy” I hear Clint complain, I almost snapped back ‘he is stronger and better than all of you combined’ but I refrained.
“Yes, well we’ve also been tasked with catching Deadpool too” at this I choked on my water, they want to catch my boyfriend, hah, good luck.
“Pete, you good?” I hear dad ask.
“Yeah, sorry dad, just went down the wrong pipe” I respond sheepishly, with that he just chuckles.
(later that night)
“What movie we watching Petey?” I hear Sam ask.
“Sorry guys, important patrol tonight, cant join all of you, hope you pick out a good one” I respond before swinging away, we ended up successfully stopping the human trafficking and got ice cream after
“Hey baby boy?” I hear Wade ask, we’re in our normal civilian outfits opposed to out suits.
“Yeah Wade?” I respond turning my head towards him when his lips meet mine and we start making out.
“Agh, stop it, I can hear it 10 times worse” I hear Matt respond.
“fine, fine, ooh wait, guys, I have a plan for tomorrow” I respond, breaking the kiss and turning to Matt “the avengers are looking for you 2 tomorrow and they don’t know I know you” I say, a sneaky grin spreading on my face “lets prank ‘em”
(the next day, Saturday, 1pm)
I look down at my phones.
Petey pie/spideypool1: alright guys, we’re leaving.
Cancerous spideypool2: alright, love you baby boy, stay safe.
Petey pie/spideypool1: shouldn’t I be telling you that?
Cancerous spideypool2: yeah, but idgaf
Blind deaf boi: ugh, you two disgust me, but ready (Peter made him a special phone that connects to special earbuds in his ears that speak out the text, the keyboard has brail in it that goes back in the phone when the keyboard is put away due to nanoparticles
Looking up from my phone I see everyone ready.
“Alright, remember, no matter what happens we will be bringing them in, weather its today or tomorrow, we will succeed” I hear Cap say.
“Wow, super motivational” Clint responds.
“Shut up, we’re here” dad points out and everybody hops out of the quinjet onto a roof, a very largo one, when out of nowhere Deadpool and Daredevil appear out of nowhere, looking at them, I could see it took everything in Deadpool not to run over and give me a kiss.
“Hello, Daredevil, Deadpool, I hope this can go peacefully, we just need to bring you into shield and find out your identity, alright, so if you could just comply everything would be so much easier” Cap says, looking very heroic.
“Yeah no, I really don’t care if you know who I am, but DD over here would rather stay masked, oh by the way, im Wade Wilson” Deadpool say and DD just glares at him.
“Then I guess unfortunately we’ll have to use force” Nat says, suddenly Clint, Sam, and Bucky are after Deadpool, Nat, Tony, and Steve are after Daredevil, im just standing by the quinjet looking bored, Rhodey sat this one out, Thors off planet, Wanda is sick with Vision taking care of her, and Bruce in the quinjet for wound caring.
“Karen, disable comms” I say, sneaking back to the ice cream shop the day before
(Matts POV)
Natasha is right behind me, she shoots out a shock with her widow bites, just barely dodging it I roll forward, only for a repulser was shot at me, dodging just in time I catch a shield, throwing it off to the side I get up, I hit Nat with the Billy club right in her stomach, she tried to dodge but I anticipated and hit her again in the back, hitting her over and over again while she tries to fight, she ends up collapsing, even though she may be the best assassin out there, peter taught me all her weakness’s, next is steve, while dodging repulser blasts, I leap forward just as Cap throws his shield, catching it I throw it at Tony’s helmet, momentarily blinding while I simultaneously hit Cap in the head, and rushing away before anyone knows what happens, all of them losing sight of me as I make my way over to Peter
“Hey Spidey, how long till Wade gets here?” I ask.
“Not too long, please tell me you didn’t kill any of them” he responds, looking very sad in his eyes.
“Nah, although Natasha might be really bruised tomorrow and Cap might have a concussion, I made sure your dad barely got hurt” I say, just as Wade makes his way over.
“Hey DD, baby boy, sorry im late”
(Wades POV)
With Bucky right behind me, I see Clint in the corner of my eye shooting an arrow at me, dodging it I quickly shoot a gun at him, barely hitting him in the shoulder as he tries to roll out of the way, shooting another in his other shoulder, hitting perfectly this time, I see him retreat, sam lands in front of me, shooting one of his wings as he thinks he’ll catch me off guard, now he can’t use flight to his advantage, shooting his leg I reload, faster than any other time as another 2 shots are in one of his arms and the other leg before a metal hand punches the back of my head
“Hey, that’s not nice” I say, pouting.
“You just shot me twice, how am I not nice” he responds before punching me again.
“Thats what Petey would say” immediately regretting it when his eyes widen and I punch him back, knocking him out and rushing to the ice cream place, seeing that both Petey and Matt got there before me.
“Hey DD, baby boy, sorry im late”
(Peters POV)
“Nah, its ok, you didn’t kill any of them, right?” I ask frantically, knowing Wade and how he doesn’t have a no killing rule.
“Nah, I just shot 2 of them and punched one of them” he shrugs.
“WADE” I yell.
“Sorry baby boy, I forgot that their your family, anyways let’s get ice cream” he says, before I can respond Matt puts a hand on my shoulder.
“I’ll talk to him later” he says and I just go to get ice cream.
(next day)
“Oh my gosh, we lost to a bunch of vigilantes” says a worried Tony Stark who’s pacing.
“I can’t believe I got beaten up by a street fighter, im a skilled ex-assassin” Nat responds.
“Hey, he’s not just street fighter” I respond absentmindedly, realizing what I said “well I mean obviously not, he beat you so how could he be just a street fighter” I quickly add on, Nat furrows her brows for a second but dismisses it, everyone else just rolls their eyes, getting a notification on my phone I check it
Blind deaf boi: hey guys, meet up at the normal spot, another trafficking report, a big one.
“Guys I gotta go patrol” I say, rushing out of the room.
“Peter, its 12pm, isnt it a bit early” but I just ignore it and rush out the window.
(Avengers common room POV)
After Peters rushing of leaving Nat’s skeptical
“Hmm, if its that big it must be new worthy, guys let’s turn on the news” she yells, to which they all agree, after and hour of watching and chatting something happens.
“Braking news, for the 9th time this month and 168th time since team red first started, they have just taken down another Human Trafficking Ring for the 3rd time.”
“Hmm, whose team red?” Tony mumbles
“Look, now you can see Spider-Man carrying Daredevil out of the burning building with Deadpool trailing behind trigger happy” at this remark everyone just stop and stares, freezing, could Peter really be friends with them.
“Aww isnt that cute, SpideyPool hits again when Deadpool kisses Spider-Man on the cheek, their the cutest superhero couple” and at that the TV turns off, it’s so silent you could hear a pin drop.
“So, Peter Is friends with who we’re trying to capture, no wonder he’s been so weird lately” Clint says, hugging his shoulders, Tony is visibly angry.
“Petr. It. dating. And. Didn’t. tell. Me.” he says, on the verge of screaming, 30 minutes later when everyone has calmed down Peter walks in
“Hey guys, why is dad so mad?” he asks and everybody just stares at him.
“When were you gonna tell us about your secret team and boyfriend” Steve says, not asks, he just declares it.
“oh, you guys saw the news, yeah that was the nastiest Ring yet, you wouldn’t believe it, I swear we’ve taken down like 90 of these now, it’s getting old” and now everybody’s even more shocked, this perfect boy deals with so much, but that’ll get dealt with later “I mean it’s even harder when Jonny’s not here, although we don’t invite Moon knight or the punisher anymore, I wont be telling you anyone’s names though, that’s a matter of privacy, but they both don’t care about the no kill rule and at least we can reign in Wade but it still takes a lot of effort and there are just so many more out there and I have 2 group chats one with everyone and the other with just team re-” he’s cut off by everybody talking at once, questions like “who others” and “why do you fight off Human Trafficking rings” and many more, little did Peter know, he’d have to deal with this for weeks.