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Regect and Ze hopped on Roblox to play some games because Moe was on a date with Qred and they were both bored chuds.
The first game they hopped on was webbed, that one spider duo Obby.
Regect made his little spider jump forwards, which pulled Ze’s spider (who’s internet was FUCKING SHIT for some reason even if both had the same internet)
“Dude stop going so fucking fast! You’re gonna make us die.”
”You’re too slow man move faster.”
Both of them continued on, Ze would mostly be dragged because his ping was FUCKING ASS and Regect is impatient as fuck.
Of course the two chuds mistimed the jump and Regect dragged Ze down.
”BITCH WHY DIDN’T YOU WEB ONTO THE WALL?”
”I DIDN’T HAVE TIME IM LAGGING TOO MUCH”
”OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING SUCK AT GAMES. WERE GONNA PLAY ANOTHER GAME. THATS IT.”
The next game was one that was like, one is a driver (blind) and the other is the passenger.
Regect (obviously) drove, while Ze went as a passenger.”
”Go forwards.”
”STOP STOP STOP”
”A bit to the left”
”No that’s too left, a bit to the right”
”DUDE STOP PRESSING ME IM SCARED”
The car slowly went, until Regect decided to be a LITTLE BITCH and sped up too fast and made them fall.
”DUDE. DONT GO SO FAST BITCH”
”MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO BETTER!”
Ze started driving, and, funnily enough, did a bit better. Then Regect went back to driving and went to the second checkpoint, and then to the third.
Both Ze and Regect stopped a bit, Ze went and got some water and Regect waited, choosing another car. The Red Ranger.
(Regect secretly knew that the Red Ranger could speed up to 300 but decided to annoy Ze)
“Ok go forwards-“
Regect quite literally sped INSANELY across the level. (Of course the car fell to the side, and of course Ze got pissed at him)
”DUDE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.”
”I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO GO SO FAST HELP??”
Regect chose another car, one that was called Vroom Vroom Kaboom (Whatever it bumps it explodes).
Regect went slower this time, Ze noticed
”Go faster dude!”
”No! We’re going to die!”
Be said and done, Regect was driving peacefully, reached another part, and then out of accidentally falling, the car was FUCKING YEETED and was thrown out of the map. Both Ze and Regect started dying of laughter because what the fuck just happened.
After a while of REPEATEDLY choosing Vroom Vroom Kaboom, Ze got pissed at Regect and decided to drive
”Dude STOP choosing Vroom Vroom Kaboom”
After a while of back and forth, Moe got back home with some pretty dahlias Qred had given her.
*Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk*
(These fucking gays are getting us a noise complaint AGAIN dude)