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Bakugou always went up to his dorm around 7.50pm, everyone just assumed he was chilling, studying, or maybe watching TV.
One Friday, Ilda went knocking to Bakugou's door, and had no response, so he went back down to the kitchen, where everyone else was.
Deku: "Hey? Where's Kacchan? Thought you went to get him?"
Ilda: "It was unacceptable!" Chopping his arms "he didn't even dignify an answer!"
Toru: "Maybe he's sleeping?"
Denki: "Nah! It's just eight ten pm! It's too early for anyone to be asleep!"
Soji: "Yeah, he is."
Sero, was sitting on a kitchen stool "And how would you know?"
Before Soji could answer, Ilda cut in "Regardless! He shouldn't be ignoring his classmates!"
Momo leaned towards Uraraka and Jiro "Think Ilda is just mad about the fact Satou didn't give him the crust part of the brownies."
Uraraka: "Or he just run out of orange juice" Jiro cut in "Bakugou's probably just ignoring him."
Denki: "Let's bet! Who believes that Bakugou's is already asleep, or if he's just ignoring us!"
Basically everyone raised their hand for the ignoring option, except Shoji, Todoroki, Jiro and Deku.
Mina: "So how are we proving it?"
Jiro: "I can use my earphone jacks to listen in, and amplify so everyone can hear?"
Everyone said yes, as Jiro amplified the sounds from Bakugou's dorm.
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Soft whining, as a phone rung.
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Uraraka: "Awh! That whining is so soft!"
Tsu: "Yeah, kero, he was clearly sleeping."
Kirishima: "So manly! I wonder who's calling Bakubro!"
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Bakugou picked up his phone, accepting the call.
"God! What Kariage!"
"Hey my sunshine!"
"What. What. It's eight thirty pm! I'm trying to sleep."
There was a soft chuckle on the other end.
"So… you wouldn't be able to send me a video of you playing with yourself?"
"Buy a damn dildo!"
Bakugou hung up.
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Todoroki: "What's a dildo?"
Kirishima: "Woah! We might have heard too much?"
Denki: "Who in the heavens name was on the other end of that damn phone call?!"
Sero: "And why was he asking a video of Bakugou… doing that!"
Mina: "Bakubabe has a bf?!"
There was a low moan on the other hand of the door, and Jiro quickly stopped amplifin'
Jiro: "Too much!"
Uraraka: "Damn new psychological trauma think he's bottom?"