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Zero just got back from the store his siblings (the other zeros) asked him to get some. On his way back zero thought of saying hi to fifteen at the cabin.
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As Zero walked to the cabin he spotted something in the trees before he knew it. Ponce on him turns out it was Fourteen what a shocker he said sarcastically to himself. HAI my favorite Grey oval said the skineater.Can you like get off me zero ask fourteen. FOURTEEN IF THAT'S ANOTHER DEAD RACOON IMA- oh it's zero, fifteen said furring their brow
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Time skip 30 mins
As fifteen and zero were talking about stuff. Fourteen was rummaging through zero’s grocery bags and they saw a package of Brownies even though there was a warning. They can't even read anyways so they don't care. Fourteen think zero would not mind if only one went missing. One brownie became two then the whole package is empty Oh Sh- he quickly gets away from the bag and tries to look as innocent as possible.
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As zero enters the zeros home he checks his bags and takes out the brownies. Oh shit Did Fourteen eat them…nah their not that stupid well…then his phone rings it's was fifteen…
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Fifteen: zero did u give 14 smth he just staring off into space I think their
Zero: yep their high as fuck he ate my siblings weed brownies
Fifteen: well can you get here rq Idk how to handle a high skineater
Zero: well me either
Fifteen: well it's kinda ur fault so get here now
Zero I'm omw
Fifteen: alr HEY FOURTEEN DON'T EAT MY FUCKING CAT!-
Call ends
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As the cabin came into view, zero saw Fourteen eating a tree? And fifteen is trying to pull them off it. He chuckled at the sight. fifteen and gave him a death glare. Get over here they keep trying to eat everything they tried to eat my cat.fifteen eventually got fourteen to get off the tree. Zero waves their hand in front of the skineater face they was too spaced off to notice. Then Fourteen got up and threw up on the grass. Fifteen have scrunched up Gross, she said. I think they need a nap or smth zero suggested. Good idea zero
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Fourteen your a fucking dumbass fithteen said bluntly Hey what did I do? Fourteen ask
You ate all of zeros weed brownies you were really high
Type shit fourteen said
Whatever fifteen rolled her eyes with a chuckle
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DAH END :3