Work Text:
[Private Chat: Mane Pear - Flame Frags]
fatass:
yo so
really bad news gng
flameywamey:
istg if this is something about doordash being down or smth im sicing ashen on you
fatass:
ay fuck you
that shit would be a justifiable sos message
flameywamey:
brother
be so fr
fatass:
like okay bro
landlord messaged me bro
we gotta get more money for rent bro
flameywamey:
fuck you mean more money
this motherfuckers raising rent??
fatass:
duh
thats what i just said
keep up dumbass
flameywamey:
jump
where tf are we going to get more money from?
fatass:
we??
i got my bases covered
flameywamey:
like ok bro
for sure ok
the deadliest (italicized for fancy purposes)
Flame🔥:
did karl reach out to any of you guys
please tell me theres an event
Clown🤡:
no actually
he’s been crazy silent the past couple of months
it’s weird
Flame🔥:
stfu
wasn't talking to you
Clown🤡:
oh so now were hating????
what happened to playing nice???
Flame🔥:
nice went down the drain when you lied to me
Clown🤡:
oh I lied to you???
PARROT lied to you for his agenda and i got caught in the crossfire
also you for some random goddamn reason thought wemmbu had smth to do with me
Flame🔥:
yeah yeah
ur a dick bro
Clown🤡:
you locked one of my friends in a supply closet and threatened him???
oh but IM the dick right
Purpled👾:
grown ass men btw
also no karl hasnt said anything
Clown🤡:
he started it tf????
Flame🔥:
like nothing???
nothing at all
Purpled👾:
i think he’s busy with a different project rn
also can we put a trigger warning on the name p*rrot please and thanks
i dont want to think about him
Clown🤡:
why do you even need an event anyways
just get good with money
Flame🔥:
ok mr. “$500 is $500”
rent went up
Purpled👾:
yikes
luckily i dont have that problem!!
#boughtahousewithmyhb
Flame🔥:
like ok bro
no money events what so ever???
Clown🤡:
i mean
you could probably get a cash grab if you joined in on money
Flame🔥:
clown i swear on anything holy if you bring up that wretched tournament up again i will shoot you
Clown🤡:
yeoch
bros still salty i beat him in the volleyball tournament
Flame🔥:
actually clown shut your fucking mouth up about money
pink will walk red like a dog
fuck you
Purpled👾:
is it bad that i have no clue what you guys are talking about
Clown🤡:
guy who is not rusty or washed or terrible or
Purpled👾:
jump off a goddamn cliff clown
i hope branzy breaks up with you
[Private Chat: Flame Frags - Jaden Man]
foundationofeverythingevilandbad:
jaden
.
wow
good to know your such a forgiving soul
DONOTREPLY:
are you deadass rn????
foundationofeverythingevilandbad:
ok so maybe we're both petty
DONOTREPLY:
fuck you flame
and fuck you for even assuming i would ever text you first
foundationofeverythingevilandbad:
ok so
bro that was supposed to be the olive branch
DONOTREPLY:
take ur olive branch and shove it up your ass
i hate you die
foundationofeverythingevilandbad:
like ok bro
i need money for rent
dyk anything???
DONOTREPLY:
no fuck you
foundationofeverythingevilandbad:
are you serious?
jaden
jaden cmon
jaden
jaden
jaden ik you know something you greedy bastard
jaden
jaden
are you ignoring me rn???
jaden
jaden
jaden
jaden
like fuck you to bro
THE PIRATES🏴☠️🏴☠️
whatdoesheevendo?:
i hate flame
smartestguyever:
dear god
what were you two arguing about this time?
lowktheonlyreasonwe’realive:
caleb bro
leave it alone
it was probably a stupid thing again
whatdoesheevendo?:
motherfucker messages me first and has the audacity to insult me
fucking freak
horrorfanatictrust:
guys remember when jaden and flame would be friends and levels would be all sunshines and rainbows??
thepowerofsuggestion:
why is pentar in this chat
horrorfanatictrust:
why the freak not jumper
lowktheonlyreasonwe’realive:
pentar’s larping as a pirate im crine😭😭
smartestguyever:
LMAO
BRO IS NOT AND OG
horrorfanatictrust:
emma bro chilllll😭😭😭
whatdoesheevendo?:
you guys are not helpful jesus
all of my homies HATE ARACHNID🔥🔥
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
i hate flame
drainbucket:
omg same
jaden bro we have so much in common
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
ok bro
but like
hes so annoying
bro fucks up MY life and then after like a year of silence messages me for money
like
ok bro
drainbucket:
ong
dude comes into my dojo, my crib then gets all buddy buddy with swight while wearing a whole disguise mind you
ofc im freaking suspicious who the hell???
but nooooo im the bad guy
cantseeSHIT:
guys remember when we were all friends with zam and we all held hands and skipped off into the sunset???
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
we?
drainbucket:
yeah and who ruined that again?
flame’s brother…..
noticing a pattern
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
yungy bro
WE are noticing a pattern
glorifiedbabysitter#1:
im so sorry jaden i cant take you seriously after knowing that you have a pet fish who you treat like a diary😭😭😭
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
HEY
CODMASTER IS REAL AND HE UNDERSTANDS ME
drainbucket:
😭😭
cantseeSHIT:
yes captain!!
speak your truth!!!!
glorifiedbabysitter#1:
egg bro😭😭
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
nononono
you be quiet wemmbu
egg gets it
glorifiedbabysitter#1:
EGG’S NO BETTER THAN YOU😭😭😭
drainbucket:
i did hear about flame’s money thing
luigi told me and rek about it
glorifiedbabysitter#1:
how does luigi know??
drainbucket:
clown was talking about it in the money gc
cantseeSHIT:
wait yungy how do you know luigi and rek??
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
dude yungy knows the entire fucking city
he, mugm and squid still hit the gym together, he’s in advanced classes with rek and luigi, and he regularly hangs out with wail and silva
glorifiedbabysitter#1:
yikes
bro’s friends with more people than i know personally
drainbucket:
okokokok
i dont know everyone that well
glorifiedbabysitter#2:
hows twirps doing?
drainbucket:
man
WE ARE LIFESTEAL🗣️‼️🔥
flame:
guys
anything i can do for money
now
rekrap:
oooo
i have something!!!
flame:
.
anyone other than rekrap
wemmbu:
anything you say?
yknow my dorm room right?
4c:
do not go to his dorm room
squiddo:
dont listen to wemmbu
he wont do NOTHING
flame:
um
wemmbu:
dont listen do them flame
i got something for you to do
squiddo:
he isn't going to pay you flame
he will scam you
ash:
i agree with this statement
wemmbu:
oh my god
tweedledee and tweedledum gave their shared ass thought
ash:
fuck you
flame:
ash bro
cmon
you gotta have something for me
ex-employee to ex-boss
ash:
yeah nah im broke
you can thank your fuckass friends for that
spoke:
ladies and gentlemen and everything in between
we stopped great evil from entering our beloved university that day
ash:
you didnt do jack shit
dont flatter yourself spoke
flame:
don't you got that regime thing???
cmon bro
ash:
the regime is…
in a difficult time rn
flame:
man
minute:
i mean
leo and clown have at least $500 in their bank accounts
you could ask them?
leo:
oh my god
clown:
minute.
minute:
what??
mapicc probably has some cash as well
mapicc:
jesus😭
minute i swear
hannah:
say you swear
SAY YOU SWEAR
bacon:
when im in a dragging contest but my opponent is minute tech
zam:
bros going to tell his grandchildren about this😭
branzy:
his last words are going to be about the pmc mark my words
wemmbu:
“we…were brothers”
minute:
dalrightttttt
flame:
so
none of you have a job or a cash opportunity for me
clown:
i mean
flame:
fuck you i aint joining money
mapicc:
flame’s got minute tech pmc levels of aversion towards money im crine😭😭
“I can hold ___ off,” Luigi says calmly
Clown(red):
[screenshot of WE ARE LIFESTEAL🗣️‼️🔥]
flame is NOT coming anywhere near this place
Airo(blue):
next season trust
Flow(yellow):
nah he aint coming anywhere near this place
he hates me and clown😭😭
Clown(red):
this is true
Mugm(pink):
is minute STILL dragging pmc??😭
Wyll(pink):
like how your still dragging brotherhood?
Stormz(pink):
OOOOO
GET EM
Mugm(pink):
ok bro
Luigi(yellow):
hahahhaha omg guys so funny
hahah so funny so we should change the gc name!!
Wyll(pink):
no.
Airo(blue):
HELL NAW
Sols(red):
fuh no baby🥀🥀
Proper(purple):
bro got the chuck nasty special😭😭
Chuck(yellow):
ay yo why am i catchin strays😭😭😭
Jysq(green):
hey don't disrespect the goat like that!
Bry(red):
jysq bro stfu
bcs of you and freaky t’s plotting i lost SO MUCH MONEY in season four genuinely
Dumb(purple):
i like how bro thinks he would have been in contention for money in the first place
Bry(red):
i wish ill on purple
i hope everything bad that can happens happens
Epax(purple):
ok bro
Mugm(pink):
epax keep your mouth shut if you know whats good for you
Epax(purple):
🤐
Flow(yellow):
LMAOOOOOO
Luigi(yellow):
did flame specify why he needs money??
Clown(red):
his rent got upped
Luigi(yellow):
i can ask parrot if he has something going on
he usually has extra cash from the random bs his friend does
Flow(yellow):
oh wowwww
someone got real quiet
Mugm(pink):
genuinely jump off a cliff
[Private Chat: Luigi Toan - Parrot X2]
Luigi:
hey parrot!!
Parrot:
toan!!
wsp bro?
Luigi:
so yknow flame right?
Parrot:
lol
who doesn't
Luigi:
right, his rent got upped and he’s looking for some jobs/cash
and i know your friend gets random checks from here and there
so i was wondering, possibly, if flame could get some of that??
Parrot:
shit flame’s rent got upped?
uh let me ask theo rq
im sure he’ll be cool with it
he and flame are chill like that
Luigi:
awesome!
Parrot:
apparently theo hasn't gotten enough money yet to give to anyone
Luigi:
shit
actually?
Parrot:
yeah
its chill tho im apart of the uni’s student body
theres a way to get money from that
ill probably do that and give the cash to flame
Luigi:
woah
president X2 coming in clutch!!
Parrot:
lol not the president yet
lettuce is still in the race unfortunately :/
Luigi:
lmaooo you got that in the bag dw
Parrot:
thanks bro
your wrist is feeling better right?
Luigi:
other than the random spasms here and there, yeah its feeling great
Parrot:
that's great!!
i’m glad your feeling better!
The Northern Council
Purpled:
all im saying is that this is a corny ass name
aint nobody gonna take ts seriously
Lettuce:
purpled, purpled, purpled
it’s all in the mentality
Boosfer:
it’s a terrible fucking mentality bro
it’s PEASANT mentality
Purpled:
nobody gaf about mentality bro
Lettuce:
and that my friend, is exactly why your losing the campaign
Purpled:
ok bro
Boosfer:
bro’s a weirdo
Arachnid:
i think all of you guys are weird
Boosfer:
bro hasn't gotten slimed out by wemmbu yet?
surprising
Purpled:
stfu and go back to playing clash you figure head
P*rrot:
hey guys!!
.
why is my name censored
Purpled:
i feel triggered whenever i see your name
Boosfer:
completely justifiable reaction btw
P*rrot:
great
anyways
i was wondering if i could access uni funds to help a student?
Spep:
of course you can!!
that’s why the funds are there!!!
Boosfer:
bros filled with sunshines and rainbows
joy and whimsy
Spep:
awww
thank you boosfer!!!
Lettuce:
now not so fast
which student do you need to help parrot?
Purpled:
please can we censor his name🙏
Boosfer:
i second this statement
Arachnid:
i third this statement
Boosfer:
your vote doesn't count peasant
P*rrot:
flame’s rent was upped
i thought i could help him by accessing these funds
Spep:
yes of course!!
good on you for seeing your friend and helping him out!!
Lettuce:
no
you can't access those funds for flame
Spep:
wait what
Boosfer:
????
P*rrot:
what?
thats our job lettuce
Lettuce:
not for someone like flame
if he moves out, we wont have to deal with him anymore!!
Arachnid:
oh wow
Spep:
I’m sorry?
Lettuce:
turns out i knew his landlord personally
called him up and asked to raise their rent!!
Boosfer:
ok so
thats illegal😁
P*rrot:
lettuce are you crazy???
Lettuce:
what?
Purpled:
woah
okay
wow
uh
lettuce bro
i cant really condone that
Lettuce:
purpled
don’t tell me your backing out
Purpled:
dude
flame’s my friend are you crazy
ofc i’m going to help him out if i can
Lettuce:
are you crazy?
it’s people like him, wemmbu, and clown who are ruining this university
Purpled:
brother
i’m friends with clown too dummy
also they aren't ruining shit
Boosfer:
your friends with flame and clown?
Purpled:
yeah?
Boosfer:
don't they hate each other??
Purpled:
lmao yeah
they only tolerate eachother’s presence when im around
also fuck you lettuce for talkin some shit about my friend
flame’s literally the nicest guy ever
he only does shit when provoked
call that landlord back and tell him to bring the rent down
P*rrot:
purpled’s right
Purpled:
ew
P*rrot:
you cant just do things like this
just because you don't agree with something that their doing
Lettuce:
you may not see my reasoning right now
but you’ll see it later
Strength Dojo (Tai won’t let us change the name)
Flame:
i’m only saying this once and never again
Napa:
holy shit??
Dragon:
someone screenshot this and print it out
Nufuli:
aint no way
Sharpness:
guys
were witnessing history right now
Mugm:
nah
historical moment that i’m witnessing
Wyll:
this is genuinely crazy
Tai:
holy moly???
Rejoice:
do my eyes deceive me or is flame frags messaging in a strength gc rn
Dolphin:
SOUND THE ALARMS
IT’S HISTORY IN THE MAKING
Flame:
ok bro
wtv
anyone got any cash or jobs i can do for cash
Nufuli:
of fucking course it has something to do with money
Sharpness:
nah i got nothing
but can you tell wemmbu that he still owes me thirty bucks
Tai:
why can't you just tell him?
Sharpness:
i blocked him :p
Rejoice:
wowowwowoowow
Flame:
nothing
you all have nothing
Tai:
bro im broke
beCAUSE OF SOMEONE HERE
Dragon:
woahhhhhh
i think my foods ready :D
Rejoice:
yoooo same
really fast pace making food
Mugm:
real shit gng
Sharpness:
oh yeah
food
Tai:
man fuck all of you
sharpness none of your food is literally edible
Wyll:
sorry goat
ill let you know after money tho
Epax:
WE will let you know after money
Flame:
bitch ill be evicted by then
Dolphin:
see i would give you money
but all of my money goes to shaun🥰
Nufuli:
YURI🗣️‼️
Flame:
yknow what
idgaf
fuck all of you guys
speed is OUR specialty
manesquared:
yo
me and flame’s dickhead of a landlord raised rent by a shit ton
yall got any cash to spare
or like
work
i would prefer to not do anything really
so like
give me money please
boomboy:
bro gave up on the work immediately😭😭
went to begging so fast
dol8hin:
all my money goes to my gf bro😭😭
good luck tho your landlord sounds likes a dick
manesquared:
oh woow
my names dolphin and i have a girlfriend and thats all i care about
boomboy:
“my lobster to buttery my steak to juicy” ahhh
dol8hin:
stfu boomie😭😭
your boys betrayed you
boomboy:
ayyyy chill on meeeee
manesquared:
ey i still need cash???
silverisn’tme:
mane whats ur paypal
ill give you the money
manesquared:
deadass?
silverisn’tme:
yeah nah i gotcha
boomboy:
omg
are they finally getting over their problems??
dol8hin:
dear god
two historical things happening in one day
silver and mane actually having something of a conversation and flame talking in a strength chat
boomboy:
waitwaitwait
flame messaged in a strength chat???
dol8hin:
yeah lol
boomboy:
AND I MISSED IT!??!??
manesquared:
thanks
silverisn’tme:
yeah
boomboy:
are we back to a cold war???
dol8hin:
i think so
[Private Chat: Flame Frags - Lomedy]
giveheadpats:
loms
loms
loms
loms
yessirofcsir:
flam?
whats up??
giveheadpats:
landlord upped rent
out of assfuck nowhere to
i wasnt able to get any money
yessirofcsir:
oh shit
its ok
mane will figure something out dude
youll still be able to go to uni
giveheadpats:
ik mane will figure something out
but like
im older now
i was younger when he had to figure everything out but now im older and i can deal with things
idk i feel like i should be able to properly deal with this kind of stuff so i can help him
yessirofcsir:
you tried didn't you?
you went around looking for money or stuff that you could do for money
you tried your best and that's literally all mane could ask for
giveheadpats:
i mean
ig
i just wish i could have done more
yessirofcsir:
you did what you could
and its anyways weird that the rent got upped out of nowhere
giveheadpats:
your right
it is weird that the rent got upped out of no where
[Private Chat: Mane Pear - Flame Frags]
fatass:
we’re good
dw about the money
flameywamey:
uh
what
fatass:
yeah i got the money
flameywamey:
how?
fatass:
dw about it
flameywamey:
mane.
fatass:
don’t you have an exam tmrw or smth????
go study for that
flameywamey:
mane.
fatass:
i’m ordering out btw so either eat what im buying or get smth with your friends
flameywamey:
mane
mane
mane
mane
omg
istg
your fucking ignoring me
mane
mane
WE LIVE IN THE SAME GODDAMN HOUSE MANE
MANE
MANE
MANE
HOW DID YOU AFFORD IT
MANE
the deadliest (italicized for fancy purposes)
Purpled👾:
you guys will NEVER believe what letty said during our meeting today
THE main characters
fragger:
yo so
we’re sliming out lettuce
gambit:
bettttt
georgejr:
type shit
biggestbird:
who told you???