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Everyone knew that you shouldn't leave Mia alone for more than 5 minutes, this was common knowledge that was learnt quite easily, as the first time Deimos and 1x spawned, by 5 minutes of meeting her she had rolled down a fucking cliff.
So no wonder everyone didn't move a muscle when they heard the familiar scream of: "FFFUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!"
..What they didn't expect is to be teleported to the backrooms.
How fun.
"MIA, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET US INTO THE BACKROOMS" Mateo screamed at the dumbass infront of him
"I-I DUNNO IM SOWWY MATEO SENPAI"
"bro talk like that again and ill kill you"
1x was distanced from the group trying to be nonchalant and shit to appear cool but lowk got shot at by Deimos
"BRO TRYNA MOG AND SHIII" Deimos screamed
"shut up you Ze wannabe"
"OH YOU WANNA GO???"
And they started throwing hands.
Then, heavenly music started coming through, as a familiar figure came down the sky to the infinite rooms they were stuck in
"HOLY SHIT!!" Mateo exclaimed, "IS THAT YOUNG RUSSHY????"
"hola chicos," Russhy said, "soy russhy y vengo a hacer make out con mateo woo"
"OSTIA SI VEN"
Y empezaron a hacer making out
Deimos se enojo porque ese es su novio pero se acordo que tiene libertad de expresion asi que lowkey se unio al make out y empezo a lamer a russhy y a mateo
"Bro what the fuck why'd the narration switch to spanish" 1x bluntly said.
"What r u on bru wydm narration :joy::joy::joy:" mia replied
"You're so stupid"
Mia started crying at that, until she turned and saw the marvelous sight.
She saw a familiar metal glint, with warning stickers, and she knew:
"JESUS CHRIST ITS MY LONG LOST LOVE!" She said, "BIG BERTHA!!!" She ran to big bertha, and started KISSING THE FUCKING MISSILE LAUNCHER.
1x watched as their situationship kissed a missile launcher with more passion that their dad ever had for them, and decided to get drugs.
"I'm so done", they said sniffing a pack of coke-
Suddently Mia AND Mateo were infront of them with pleading eyes.
Now they are all high.
"HOLY CRAP IS THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR"
"Hor hor hor hor hor.." Freddy started singing as Russhy,Dejmos, and a very high mateo were still making out.
The end.
..Just joking.
Mateo turned and saw a yellow ball coming toward them, with a smily face. A gaggle, if you will.
"Oh my god .." Mateo started, "is that just me or is that fucking Verity"
"Hey, It's me, It's Verity!" Verity started singing, "Ask me anything!"
"YOO ITS MY DAD!!" Mia said while smoking a whole pack of marijuana
"..I hate my life!" Verity happily exclaimed, "Mob killed himself!"
Suddently, ANOTHER heavenly light was cast upon them and a very familiar enderman came down from heaven,
"Hey, It's me, Mob! I'm in heaven now!" Mob exclaimed, Twixxel laughing by his side, "so sowwy i died.. I (DONT) miss you so much!!"
"MOB??? OHMYGOD!!! YOURE ALIVE I KNEW SO!!" Verity exclaimed as he rolled up to mob and they started kissing, happy minecraft yaoi.
Then, a dude with fur and missing body parts, and a deep ahh voice spawned, ReGect.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!" Ze exclaimed beside Regect, "Who are all these people!!" And slapped Regect
"MY BUBBLE CHEEKS!" Regect exclaimed
"Sorry bro I didnt know that was ur ahh"
"It ok Ze :slight_frown::slight_frown:.."
Mia turned to 1x who was currently staring at something very intensely, it was a yellow man with brown hair- HOLY SHIT ITS SHEDLETSKY??
"Yoo wsg gang im Shedletsky" Shedletsky said before he was shot 67 times by 1x
"FUUCK OFF!" 1x said
"that was so hot me next" mia drooled
"ew no" 1x replied
Mia then cried, again.
Then she turned, and saw Mob was licking the verity ball as Twixxel watched with a horrified expression, as Twixxel exclaimed: "OH MY DAYS!!"
But the Twixxel decided to sing, "I can be the MOST specific man in the world!" Twixxel beautifully sang, "AND I WILL NEVER GOO, I WILL ENVER GO AWAY!! VERITTYYY VERITY!!"
Then creator lowk spawned in his mind and Twixxel continued being squizophrenic
As Twixxel continued on being squizophrenic, someone else appeard that was very similar to Verity, it was also yellow.
"OH MY GOD ITS THE KING IN YELLOW!" Someone exclaimed for plot purposes.
"Yes yes uhh stare at me broski"
Mia, since she was autistic, couldnt do that since she was afraid of eye contact and started crying for the third time.
"Yo guys don't fret," A knightly voice started, "Im the lord at avoiding this mofo."
"OH MY GAWD!" Mateo screamed, "IS THAT THE VIRAL DERLORD3 FROM HIT SCRIPTED FAKE ARG SFAWTDE??!!"
"Yes broski, it is I."
Then Avery appeard and they kissed bc theyre so canon wooo!
Lowkey then Ze grabbed a gun and started shooting at Mob, so Mob lowkey had to grab his phone and call his dear friend Grox.
Grox arrived from hell and started enslaving villagers and torturing Ze as Regect lowkenuently laughed.
Then, two heavenly voices started harmonizing with eachother, "Oh my..clematis.."
Mia, being a yuri obsessioner, screamed "MIZISUA DOOMED YURI??!!!!"
Sua then got shot by Ze and Mizi started bawling, and Verity rolled to her, "ik how u feel broski.. it ok mizi im verity"
Then Mizi and Verity became gay besties.
But then the cutest person came and blinded everyone, it was Mizuki Akiyama, here to make everyone femboys.
"Ahaha!" Mizuki started, "I'm Mizuki and i'm here to turn everyone into femboys!"
The end, every guy turned into a femboy except Mateo because he has immunity
But, then, another Verity came by and started screaming: "LOOKOUT!! TOUCH MEE!!! NOW!!!"
Lookout appeard and started talking, "AWW HELL NAH FREAKITY U FREAKY AS FUCK AS FUCK ASF!" Lookout said, and then Verity glitched lookout, "OOOH MY PCC!!!"
Then, someone we all adored came in.
Mateo gasped and started drooling from sheer exictement,
"SERJ TANKIAN"
"HIDING BEHIND THOSE EMPTY WALLS!"
Then Mateo started singing along and crying
Then, someone absolutely hated came in.
It was John.
Everyone grabbed torches and burnt John at the stake because fuck MAGA and fuck john he crusty ewee
Then, someone started singing..
"SEKAIIII IDE ICHIBAN OCHI DE SAMA!"
THAT WAS HATSUNE MIKU OH MY GOD
As everyone started screaming someone else appeard.. with a red shirt.
"HOLY SHIT ITS MY EX" Mateo exclaimed
"HAHAHAHA ITS C00LKIDD TIME BITCHES AHAHAHAHHAHA" and c00lkidd then sent everyone to their original universes as avery and derlord danced with cat ears on
But that didn't work.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?" Mia exclaimed, "JUEGA GERMAN??"
German just stood there confused as shit not knowing what to do, "Ho-Hola! Soy JuegaGerman!!" he said very fast bc he's chilean
"Okay broski.." 1x said.
"Un abrazo psicologico!" German said, and then dissapeard
Mia and 1x then started to make out randomly because lesbianism is the best.
Then, ANOTHER verity came in, Falsity
"Bye im falsity idk shit" and he disseapeard.
Good for him tbh.
then everyone smoked deimos' cigs and got high
"why my cigs tho?" Deimos asked me, the narrator.
Deimos, I don't know you're always high go fuck yourself.
WAIT. IS THAT ANOTHER FUCKING NARRATOR.
*"Pal, this is my specialty, not yours" A british vocie said, the narrator from the stanley parable.*
LET ME DO MY JOB!
Then everyone screamed and died because of J*bs. The end