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Dean is getting ready to hope on Parker’s live then start his own. He takes a shower, Brushes his teeth, Brush’s his hair, The works essentially. “What’s up Dean!” “What’s good parker!” “Alright Alright Alright this will be our last debate for the night please only hope in the queue if you’re a trump supporter over the age of 18.” Dean usually is on it with these debate he can clock anyone, anywhere, anytime, but as parker debates all he can wonder. ‘I wonder will he, will join the live today.’ “DEAN! DEAN! DEAN!” “oh uh yeah sorry?” “I’m hopping off for tonight, you might want to start your live” “Oh thanks, Later bro”
“Peace, Dean.” When they hop off Parker texts him “Yo did are you ok? You were just sitting on live instead of debating” “Can I tell you a secret man” “What are we 13?” “LOL! Look remember when I came out as bi?” “Yeah.” “You know the ‘puss puss’ guy?” “NO WAY!” “Yeah but please don’t tell anyone or like make it a thing” “Yeah of course man. I got plans with marge but good like luck with live and with ‘puss puss ;)’. “Whatever park” Dean starts his live. “Hello everyone! What’s up Sorcha, What's up Jesse, What’s up Mia, What’s up conner, What’s up Liam, Ok for the first 12k People I need a big favor from you guys I need you to tap to go to that share button and repost it and post it to your story and double tap that screen. Now let’s go ahead and Find some debates. As hours of idiots, We are charlie kirk’s, Via, ‘Hey I'm charlie there’s a hole in my neck’ He Finally hears his favorite voice. “Hey do you support trump?” “Yeah I do now let’s do this!” Deans eyes twinkle as he hears that YEAH. “While if it isn’t kyler from class of 0’9.” “I’ll give you back shouts so bad i’ll take you back to 0’9.” “You know for a trump supporter you’re so gay.” “STOP MAKING IT LIKE THAT!” “YOU’RE MAKING IT LIKE THAT!” “So can we actually talk about politics.” “Sure…puss puss!” “Ok I-” Dean plays ‘i’m gay totally gay’ from big mouth. “BROOOOOOO!” “What?…puss puss?” “Do you wanna fight Dean Withers.” “What are you going to do, fight this weiner?!” “MAYBE!” They both sit in silence. He leaves the live. “Oh um yeah next debate.”
To be continued~