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"We NEED MERCH!!!" Ena wailed like a girl who cried money. "I got a private MTB CRIB TOUR FROM AIRI AND THEY'RE RICH ENOUGH TO RENT AN APARTMENT!!!"
"Ena, we don't need an apartment. Kanade's house is by extension ours too." I sighed
"But think about it mafuyu!!!! Mizuki could make such good clothes of us!! And little plushies and stuff and I'll make posters!!! And Kanade will make... Uhh..." She begged like a sorry hedgehog
Kanade chuckled next to me "Unfortunately our whole point is that were anonymous. Plus, more more jump started off with 3 idols that are famous enough. They probably had extra funds from previous idol days."
Ena: "BUT OUR GROUP STARTED AROUND THE SAME TIME!!!! THEY MANAGED TO MAKES ALL THAT MONEY WITHOUT TAKING FROM THEIR OWN WALLETS AND THEY CAN DO A WHOLE SOLO SHOW!!!"
Kanade: "It isn't about the money, It's all saving people with our music."
Mizuki: "Ooh is little Enanan only here for the moneyyyyyy???? That's what I call a frrrraaauuuddd!!! Altough I do agree with Ena. If I'm loosing sleep for this music group, I should at least be making a pretty buck for it."
Mafuyu: Fine. What are your ideas.
Ena: So mmj made plushies, clothes, posters, glow sticks, bags, figures, pins, keychains, accessories, CDs,...
Mizuki: Jesus Christ no wonder Haruka has such a big collection of penguin stuff! They're walking talking money printers!
Mafuyu: Don't you realize their money feeds back into their career? Being a relevant idol is a difficult task. And funding full scale shows without help.
Ena: Hold on Mizuki didn't you donate them £200 once?
Mizuki: W-WHAT?!!! NO???? W-WHAT ARE YOU POSSIBILY TALKING ABOUT???
Ena: They're rich enough!!
Kanade: We get donations too
Mizuki: the biggest we've gotten is like £75
Kanade: But we're not really spending any money on nightcord. So we're technically already making a profit. We might feed money into merch for it to fail.
Ena: Ugghhh You both are boring losers. Anonymous my ass I know at least 16 people who'd buy our merch.