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OG SHOPKEEPER (the one that's missing) hcs HCS!!!
- OG Shopkeeper would've called you broke if you can't buy any of his items, and he would try guilt tripping you to sell you his items lol wherever you want then or not
- He doesn't really mean anything when he calls you broke, it's just to get a reaction out of you and trick you into buying his items
- Unlike Skinkeeper, Shopkeeper had a great relationship with the farmer, miners and buttom presser from your tycoon. Like very great friends n shit yk
- He would have been a little greedy ngl
- Shopkeeper liked the color green
- He probably noticed something was wrong about this world and he got slimed 🙏 gone for good
- He was probably on his late 30s (holyyy unc)
- Shopkeeper probably didn't liked being stare for too long. That's why Skinkeeper tps you when you stare at it, it tries to be like him. Shopkeeper would throw you all his items (except the heat crystal) until you go away.
- Shopkeeper would like classical music. Probably something like Waltz No.2 or Blue Danube?
- If Shopkeeper had nationality, i like to think he would be like british. Idk i think it fits or smth
- Tea Party with the other workers yippee!!!
- Despite being in his late 30s, Shopkeeper never married. (This man prolly had like absolute -∞ RIZZ bro istg even the recruit has rizz)
- Tf am i talking about how many rizz does the npcs has bro im going crazy
- Shopkeeper has a closet full of gray shirts with black bloxxer and black pants. That's his iconic outfit 🥹🥹
- He may have been greedy but he would never scam someone
- He had a stubble
- I think he would have a wonderful personality, very charismatic and funny guy
- His name was Robert
- Such a british name
SKINKEEPER HCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the long headed one)
- When it kills your workers, he eats the whole head. Brain, bones, eyes, everything. It doesn't chop their head off.
- It has a mouth but it's hidden like uhh have y'all seen slenderman w mouth?? Prolly smth like that
- Wait wait what if he's slenderman's grandchild new theory
- No wait he is a skinwalker nvm (also it is not even slender)
- He probably has a lot of strength. He won't throw a bucket like Shopkeeper because he doesn't want to alarm the other workers by accidentally killing you.
- He kills your workers in an attempt to catch your attention. He gets angry when that doesn't work
- It's probably attention starved lmfaoooo such a whiny loser /j /j/j /j /j /silly
- His clothes are not clothes, that's his skin. Like Steven Universe's gems yk
- Also his hat is glued to his head
- He likes watching you drown in your tank water
- This thing probably teleports down the lava just to beat the shit out of the dead shopkeeper😭😭
- Joke but that's a funny thing to think
- He just repeats words he has heard. Like "BUY MY ITEMS!"
- He doesn't know how to write, i mean like a nice writing not a really messy one
- So that means that the 'sold out' sign is not made by it, it was made by OG Shopkeeper