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~Hoopty system enabled~
~New holo and voicemail system set up- location: Xandar~
~Beginning of Messages~
Oct. 23rd, 2017
Email: No new messages
Holo: No new voicemails
Oct. 23rd, 2018
Email: No new messages
Holo: One new voicemail - ALERT
Alert from Nick Fury- Emergency
Oct. 23rd, 2019
Email: One new message
Carol,
Can we talk?
Maria
Holo: No new voicemails
Oct. 23rd, 2020
Email: No new messages
Holo: Two new voicemails
"Hey baby, just calling to check in and to see when you’ll be back. Let me know when you get this."
"Pelar is crumbling. Need help at your earliest convenience."
Oct. 23rd, 2021
Email: No new messages
Holo: No new voicemails
Oct. 23rd, 2022
Email: One new message
Hey Carol,
Need your help with something. Message me back when you get a chance?
- Nat
Holo: No new voicemails
Oct. 23rd, 2023
Email: Two new messages
Local Kree government is on the brink of collapse. AI systems not working properly. No atmosphere. We have a chance to finish this once and for all.
- unknown
Get your ass down here, Danvers!
- Fury
Holo: Two new voicemails
"Carol, we need your help with Thanos. Now! Please hurry."
"Captain Marvel, we request your presence on Xandar as soon as possible. Multiple casualties from natural disaster. Send help ASAP."
Oct. 23rd, 2024
Email: One new message
Hey Carol,
Got another issue down here. Not world-ending or anything, but it would be nice to have your help on this one. I don't know if you spoke with Fury recently, but some things have come up. Maybe contact him when you get the chance?
Maria Hill
Holo: Three new voicemails
"How long are you going to stay up in space this time around? We could really use you for a mission, Marv. Let me know when you get this. I know it's lonely out there..."
"Captain, we require some assistance on Tarnax IV—mainly heavy lifting. Think you can help with that? No Kree activity so far, thank the gods above. Looking forward to seeing you."
"Hey Carol. This is Banner. It's been a year since her death... can't believe it's only been a year... maybe we could get something together, yeah? I know there aren't many of us left, but we'd appreciate you being here with us. Give me a call back?"
Oct. 23rd, 2025
Email: Three new messages
Hill's funeral is on Monday. Just thought you should know.
- Nick
The Kree are encroaching upon us. We have agreed to a diplomatic meeting to discuss political matters. I urge you to consider attending, not as an ally, but as a neutral party. Please respond when it is so favorable for you.
Best,
Dro’ge Fenu Edu
I appreciate your help last month on the Outer Badoon Worlds. Traffickers didn't know what hit 'em!
- unknown
Holo: Three new voicemails
"I managed to swing a few things this time, but we could've really used you here, Captain. A little disappointed that you never showed."
"Hey, Marv. Dinner next week? On me? You've been so busy recently... just wanted you to know I'm thinking of you. If you need to rant or talk, hit me up anytime. It's not like the Embassy is going anywhere anytime soon. *chuckle* Luckily there aren't any more god-killers on the loose like last year..."
"Hey Carol. I know this is my third voicemail, but please hear me out... so there's this guy named Kang..."
Oct. 23rd, 2026
Email: Five new messages
Happy late birthday, Carol! You should get a smartphone already. Emails are so three dimensions ago, and Kamala is insane about your lack of a mobile device.
- Chavez
Hey Marv, just wanted to provide you an update on the Skrull situation here in New Asgard, so holo me when you get the chance... also, Love misses you. She'd kill me if she knew I told you, though, so keep those lips shut. Not a word of this to anyone.
Love ya,
Val
I am *this* close to guessing Spider-Man's secret identity. Do you think he'd join the team???? Asking for a friend.
- Kamala
Hey there, Space Girl! So happy that you've decided to join us this year, and I actually mean that. Clint's barbequing and Bruce is planning on bringing a couple dozen pies. You know how he gets with these things... talk to you more in our debrief next week :)
- Rocket
Haircut,
The previous message was not from me. Nebula thinks she's hilarious. But yeah, sure. Come to the barbeque or whatever. I won't bite this time.
- Actually Rocket
Holo: Five new voicemails
"Mission report number 35... Kamala and Kate kicked ass per usual!" "America, you can't just say those things." "This is a secure line, Kam!"
"Miss Danvers. Captain Marvel, Ma'am. Please tell Kamala Khan to stop searching for my secret identity."
"... apparently they wanted to give you a key to the city or some nonsense..."
"Is this Miss Danvers? Or, er... Captain Marvel? We would like to get your opinion on our new exhibit detailing the life and legacy of Maria Rambeau. Give us a call back when you're able?"
"Carol? Aunt Carol?... Can you hear me? Is this line coming through? I know we're extradimensional, but she swore it would work this time... just know I'm here, alright. I'm here. I'm alive. And I'm coming home..."
~ Hoopty system disabled~
~New holo and voicemail system set up- location: Louisiana~
~Beginning of Messages~