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Ok so... Fluxrata found two random ass •-• and purple-ish headband kids. They adopt them. Yuh. This is before States SMP 2.? (one where saps was framed by the conspiracy). Then they find purple blob & his eggy boi. Then they have to be absent because... I'm blaming it on Ish, I don't know. Ash, as the somehow-related-probably-2nd-3rd-fourth(???)-distant-cousin, is kinda assigned to take care of them — even though they're 15-17 by then.
Author’s note: that’s lwk rlly outdated. uh same thing except eggchan is nonexistent like fluxrata ☺️
"... Why do you all have the same face?"
"What do you mean, bro?"
"I guess you don't really count since you have a (✿◠‿◠)..."
"Did he just..." Wemmbu trailed off, seeing his two brothers' reactions, or rather, lack there of. Just two •-• –ers. "...never mind then!"
Ash only observed them creepily, or well Wemmbu — since he was closest while Wifies stood loosely behind, and Planet was a lot further backwards.
"What a mystery..."
"?" Wifies tilted his head.
"Your faces is what I meant. You all look eerily alike, as if the apple didn't stray from the tree when there was no tree," he spouted at the cartoonish reaction.
"We don't though," Wifies replied just as Planet spoke up.
"Huh? We do? That's cool..."
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"Yo, why are we just silent?"
"...oh my god I'm stuck with actual chungis," Ash muttered.
"What?" The purple blob only smiled creepily, unaware of the fact that Ash was unaware that he was unaware of what Ash had just mumbled — unaware that he could be heard and unaware of the fact that he was heard, but also unaware of the fact that it was not who he expected to be unaware of what he'd said.
"..." Wifies deadpanned, a hardly noticeable change from his usual •-•.
"Huh?" Planet simply continued to gaze at the birds and flowers, and all the joyous things of this world, seeing that silence was the only response.
To be Planetlord... hmph, what a naive dream.
Oh my god, this chungus bro...
I envy that carefree nature of his sometimes...