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The OFFICIAL WonderlandsxShowtime Rulebook (Did we ever agree this was official??)

Summary:

Since our shows have become increasingly difficult to organize, this rulebook will be put into effect immediately for the wellness of all our members.
Signed,
Kamishiro Rui, ⋆。°✩𝒯𝑒𝓃𝓂𝒶 𝒯𝓈𝓊𝓀𝒶𝓈𝒶, 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝐹𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇⋆。°✩, ᴏᴛᴏʀɪ ᴇᴍᴜ, 𝑲𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒊 𝑵𝒆𝒏𝒆
WONDERHOY!!!

Notes:

This is officially what I am dedicating my boredom fanfic. I will work on this whenever I feel bored to control my unhealthy amount of doomscrolling time. Currently listening to PoPiPo its such a vibe

Chapter 1: 1-20

Chapter Text

As the director of our lovely troupe, I see it most fitting for me to write the first couple rules, especially considering that this is my ide~a—--

 

FEAR NOT DEAR RUI! As the troupe leader, I will start us off!! 

 

1. This rulebook will be updated whenever necessary

2. Annotating is encouraged for clarity reasons only ←why?

3. All members of WonderlandsxShowtime are allowed to write in this rulebook

4. All members of WonderlandsxShowtime are subject to this rulebook

5. No crossing out rules unless if at least 75% of the troupe agrees

6. Failure to follow these rules results in… WAIT WHY WOULDN’T YOU FOLLOW THESE RULES ☹

 

  • Failure to follow these rules results in an intervention with your fellow troupemates. (If it continues, we may have to postpone shows and nobody wants that.)

 

7. Rules do not apply for people outside of WonderlandsxShowtime, which includes possible performancemates. 

8. All rules starting from rule #8 are encouraged to be added whilst conversing with all other troupemates, but not required. 

9. Aside from vacation dates and personal reasons, rehearsals must be attended at least three days a week.

10. Lines, blocking, etc. that need to be memorized should all be practiced outside of rehearsals. 

11. All stage props should be handled responsibly (i.e., no corrosive chemicals without proper safety, cough, Rui, cough)

12. It is okay if you forget one day, and we will find a solution, but all members are responsible for bringing their own water and food if needed. 

13. Troupe funds shall NOT be used for personal reasons that don’t benefit the show. 

14. Troupemates are encouraged to say “Wonderhoy” at least once a day Troupemates are REQUIRED to say “Wonderhoy” at least once a day

15. If one of us is seriously uncomfortable with something in a show, the script will be changed. 

16. Troupe members are required to act safely, kindly, and RESPONSIBLY when in rehearsal or on stage. 

17. Troupemates are NEVER allowed to put other troupe members down (sorry about that one time guys) ←we all forgave you long ago

18. Listen to the Virtual Singers when they give good advice, they usually are right. ←I still find this surprising considering the SEKAI is born from your feelings/jk

 

Emu here! That is it for today’s rule session! I can already tell that this is going to be an amazing idea! Anyways, shouldn't we hand this to Rui? I don’t think he's ever lost or forgotten anything haha

Unlike Tsukasa, who forgot his underpants that one time. ←I AM SITING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!! >:( but yeah sure lets do that

 

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I know I am technically breaking rule eight right now, but I believe two more rules should be added for the benefit of everybody :). You all left the book with me after all, so I believe that it is alright. 

19. If a member is having a problem, they shouldn’t have to hide their issues, and they are always open to talk to us. 

20. I have coded Robo-Nene’s AI to now be able to write via burning the top layer of paper with her laser eyes, and she is also allowed to write in this notebook. She is actually writing this entry right now, for I am too lazy to use a pen. ←YOU GAVE HER LASER EYES???? ISN’T THAT DANGEROUS?!?!?!!?