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Head Nurse was bored as hell. So she made a group chat.

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@𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 added nine contacts

𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲: we finally got a group chat guys

⁠✿𝐧𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞(^⁠_⁠^): yayy !!!!!

𝚜𝚎𝚌𝕐𝕌ℝ𝕀𝚝𝚢: wait did you add everyone @headnurse

𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲: probably

🄾🄿🄴🄽.🄷🄴🄰🅁🅃.🅂🅄🅁🄶🄴🅁🅈: okay role call guys

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: well theres me you and nurse and head nurse and security so lets start with five of us

🆂🅴🅲🆁🅴🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅾🅵 🅰🅶🅴🅽🆃🆂: y'ello 🔥

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: six

𝕚.𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.𝕞𝕪.𝕛𝕠𝕓: why am i even here

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: because we love you secretary

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: also seven

ɪᴀᴍ(ɴᴏᴛ)ᴀ.ꜱᴜʀɢᴇᴏɴ: seis siete

ραяαвσℓα: the fuck does that mean

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: nine

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: who ISNT online yet

𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛: me i was in a therapy session

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: can you tell us about your clients problems

𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛: no are you crazy

𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲: okay cool we aren't forgetting anyone important right ??

⁠✿𝐧𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞(^⁠_⁠^): if we are that'd be very mean !!!

ραяαвσℓα: eh we probably got everyone

𝕚.𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.𝕞𝕪.𝕛𝕠𝕓: everyone wanna come to my yacht

𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙.𝚒𝚗.𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜.𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐: you have a YACHT ????

𝕚.𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.𝕞𝕪.𝕛𝕠𝕓: i saved up a shit ton of money before i quit so yes, secretarie, i do indeed have a yacht

ραяαвσℓα: im jealous how in the world did you save up that much

𝕚.𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.𝕞𝕪.𝕛𝕠𝕓: mild self neglect

🆂🅴🅲🆁🅴🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅾🅵 🅰🅶🅴🅽🆃🆂: "mild" bro i can bet you took three shifts a day 🥀

𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛: agent aint wrong im betting with him

𝚜𝚎𝚌𝕐𝕌ℝ𝕀𝚝𝚢: if the yacht is giving you fourteen hours of sleep then thats okay

𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲: it's almost time for our shift

𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗻𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲: see y'all at work!

𝕚.𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.𝕞𝕪.𝕛𝕠𝕓: hmm should i visit the hospital someday

ɪᴀᴍ(ɴᴏᴛ)ᴀ.ꜱᴜʀɢᴇᴏɴ: YES !!!