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"Yo can we start the stream already I'm FUCKING BORED!"
Conix was squished between the rest of TCD and also Zoink together on the couch as they were about to stream their second Truth or Drink video.
Their first Truth or Drink video was very successful, with it having just over 1 million views on YouTube. Conix wasn't able to make it in their last video, so he was extra excited to participate. How it worked was there were 2 people sitting at the table, one on each side. They each took turns asking eachother 1 question. If they didn't want to answer the question truthfully, they had to take a shot of hot sauce (they were too young to drink alcohol). All questions were submitted by community members, so the questions would be, well, interesting. The group all agreed to try live streaming it this time; it would make it much more entertaining for them and the people watching. The chat's reactions would be fun to read as well.
"Bro Conix chill out," Trick started, "I mean I guess we can start we're just about ready"
"Wait let me pull up the questions on my phone real quick" Denni interrupted. While he was doing that, Trick was setting up the live stream on his phone. Meanwhile, Doggie and Zoink were talking. They would be the first ones up when everyone else was ready.
"I'm so happy I don't have to edit anything over your face this time," Doggie mentioned. "Like that stressed me out so bad for no reason I dunno I really didn't want to accidently face reveal you"
"Nah man it's all good, I'm glad we have everyone together now this'll be fun" Zoink responded. "Who bough the sauce?"
"I'm pretty sure Denni did"
Denni glanced over while organizing the questions. "Yeah, I got us a good one don't worry" He placed the phone on the desk and sat next to the others. Trick was about ready to begin the stream.
"We ready to start?" Diamond asked.
"Yeah, should I just like start right now and put it on the tripod when we start playing?"
"Sounds good to me," Cursed said. The rest of the group nodded in agreement.
"BET let's get started" Trick started the stream and waited for the viewers to pop in. The numbers flew in pretty quickly - they were at 1k in no time. After about 4 minutes they started
"What's good guys!!" Trick shouted, with the others joining in. Conix yelled, "HEYYYYYYYY GUYS!!" while Denni went "yoo whats up".
Cursed stole the phone from Trick for a moment. "Yo whats good chat, you all read the title, tonight we're playing TRUTH or DRINK, part TWO!!!"
While the rest of the group cheered in the background, Cursed gave the phone over to Zoink. "I think we can just get started right away right? You and Doggie going first?"
Zoink nodded and made his way over to the tripod behind the desk, positioning the phone with the stream so they could see everyone. Zoink was curious about what type of questions he would get this time. A ton has changed since he had last done this event with TCD.
Doggie said "yup" and sat down, taking the phone and scrolling through the questions. There were a ton of good opportunities for questions, assuming the community had taken advantage of their opportunity. Zoink could reveal literally anything about him and the pointercrate demon list, unless he was willing to suffer drinking shots of spicy hell. Doggie then remembered that none of them had actually tasted the sauce they were using. He was a little unsettled by that thought, but he figured it would just make the game even more fun.
"You wanna ask first?" Zoink looked at Doggie, who was currently locked in on reading the phone screen.
"Oh yeah sure" he replied, trying to decide if he wanted to use the one he just found.
Doggie was about to ask when Zoink suddenly stood up. "Wait wait chat I lowkey gotta show y'all this hot sauce" he stood up, grabbed the bottle, and showed the camera the picture on the front. "It's literally called Firearrhea bro LOOK AT THIS IMAGE"
The chat began flooding with messages.
YO TF IS THAT
where can I get that lol
omg 😭
y'all are cooked ong
LMAO WHAT
thats me everyday
LOL HUH
oh-
"Wait is that the like uh shitting devil that's on fire" Diamond asked. The way he asked so casually made Zoink laugh. "YES BRO" Zoink replied, setting it back down on the desk.
"Lowkey whoever designed that needs a fucking raise bro I actually can't" Cursed cut in.
"Ok NOW we can start" Zoink settled back in his seat. "Alright Doggie you go first"
"Aight here we go" Doggie scrolled through until he found a good question. He found one talking about Zoink & Oddmod and decided that it was a great question to start this part off.
"What happened to Oddmod's deal with Ashley Wave Trials?" Doggie asked while smiling.
The rest of the group erupted in noise. Zoink simply rested his face in his hands and looked to the side. "Ohmygodbro PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS??"
"They DEFINITELY are" Conix said.
Doggie giggled as he waited for an answer.
"Okay wait so what happened? I beat the level when I was younger than 18, after I turned 18 I hear nothing about it, if she didn't say anything then clearly isn't interested, there end of story"
"That was such a weird thing to offer maybe it was a joke but still bro I don't know what was going through her head when she said that" Trick added.
"Yeah I'm not sure," Zoink replied.
"It probably was a joke but everyone takes everything seriously," Doggie intervened. "Anyway Zoink it's your turn to ask"
Doggie slid the phone over to Zoink's side so he could pick a question. Doggie knew he was a little bit cooked. He was NOT going to answer any questions that had to do with income this time. It was hard to judge though since people would literally ask anything. Whatever happened, he knew for sure that he did not want to be the first person to drink.
Zoink found his question. He smirked at Doggie, then asked, "Describe your last brizz experience, whether it was received or given"
The remainder of TCD laughed and started questioning Doggie, looking to see if he would actually answer that. Eventually they all sat in silence, staring at him.
As much as Doggie didn't want to be the first to try this hellish looking sauce, he didn't really have much of a choice. He was NOT going to try and describe what had happened a couple of days ago. He sighed, and shook his head.
"Nah nah bro I can't," he muttered, resting his chin in his hands. He looked at the shitting devil on the bottle.
"HE'S GONNA DO IT" Conix yelled, bouncing on the couch.
"Oh shiii good luck" Trick said.
Zoink just continued laughing, waiting for Doggie to take the shot.
Doggie hesitantly took the bottle and opened the cap. He attempted to poor it into the tiny glass he had in front of him, but none would come out. It was oddly thick. His friends behind him waited in anticipation. As nothing happened, Diamond suggested, "maybe try like holding it above your mouth?"
He took the bottle and tried to let it drip slowly. Impatient, he shook it a little bit. A HUGE amount flew out right onto his face and into his mouth.
The entire group slightly flinched. You could hear nearly everyone say "oh shit" at once. Zoink winced and looked at Doggie in concern.
Doggie was able to place the bottle back on the table calmly and wipe his face before all hell broke lose. The spice hit quickly. It didn't take him very long to realize this might have been one of the worst tasting things he had ever had in his life, on top of it being as hot as lava.
He had difficulty swallowing it. "Fuck," Doggie said calmly, standing up and running to find water for dear life. Conix and Cursed sprung up from the couch and followed, while Zoink sprinted to take the camera and follow Doggie. Trick, Diamond, and Denni all sat up and looked in the kitchen.
Doggie scratched any idea of trying to relieve the spice. He broke into a coughing fit while repeatedly saying "itsbaditsbaditsbaditssobaditsbaditsitsbadbadOHMYGOD"
Zoink simultaneously read through the stream chat while keeping an eye on Doggie.
LMAOOO
omg is he good? 😭
damn bro
name doesnt lie
oh rip doggie lol
"Brotha are you GOOD?" Cursed asked, slightly concerned.
"What do you thi-" Conix started, before being cut off by Doggie's yelling.
"NO THE FUCK I AM NOT ITS SO FUCKING BAD GET THIS SHIT OUT OF ME," he was practically begging for help at this point, kneeling on the floor. The people next to Doggie took a nervous step backwards. Everyone in the house knew Doggie did NOT yell. The other 3 sitting on the couch ran over, unsure what they were supposed to do.
Doggie felt the hell sauce reach his stomach. He couldn't handle it. With all the strength he could, he pushed himself up off the floor and ran for the bathroom.
Everyone locked eyes with eachother for a split second before rushing to follow Doggie. Zoink glared at Denni, not too happy with what was going on. "WHY did you buy one thats THIS BAD???" he shouted.
"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS THIS BAD?" he shouted back. Clearly, nobody was in a good mood right now. The yelling wouldn't stop. As they looked for Doggie, everyone kept screaming at eachother, unsure if Doggie would actually be okay.
"THE NAME you FUCKING IDIOT," Conix snapped, "Like use common sense dude OF COURSE one called FUCKING DIAHEREA WOULD BE THIS BAD"
"Was the picture on the front not enough???" Diamond added.
Denni didn't say anything. He didn't want to make anything worse; he felt horrible. He felt like he was the one to be blamed for this mess.
They suddenly heard Doggie across the hallway and immediately rushed over to him. He was laying on the floor of the bathroom, violently throwing up.
On the floor.
It was a miracle he didn't get any on himself.
Damn it, Doggie, Zoink thought to himself.
Even Cursed was fed up, which was not like him. He was usually pretty calm and collected when chaos broke out within the group. "Oh for fucks sake dude ohmygoddddd" he buried his face in his hands.
The entire group was disgusted. How the genuine fuck did they end up here? Zoink made sure to turn the camera the opposite direction so the viewers didn't have to bare this mess. He was horrified. He felt so lucky that he got a somewhat decent question; he couldn't imagine himself being in the same situation as Doggie.
Trick didn't partake in any of the screaming or shouting; he didn't have time for that. Doggie didn't seem to even notice that everyone else was behind him, even though they were all still bickering at eachother.
"Yo guys SHUT UP, do we need to call an ambulance?"
Diamond looked over at Trick, then down at Doggie.
"Doogie bro are you with us right now?" Diamond asked nervously.
Doggie clenched his stomach with what appeared to be all his might, barely having the energy to mutter "..get help"
Conix stopped pushing with Denni and hurried next to Diamond. "Dude we're literally all right here what do you want us to do?"
Doggie's entire body felt like it was on fire. Laying next to him was a pile of unwanted food and stomach acid. He didn't know what to do; it felt a little on the extreme side to call an ambulance. Plus, they were pretty much in the middle of nowhere. He still felt incredibly nauseous, so he didn't want to try getting up. The burning was still unbearable.
"..just leave me here I'll live" he sighed.
"You look like you're living off of a strand of hair or something dude," Trick pointed out. He didn't think it was the best idea to just leave him like this.
Zoink nodded and said, "Bro you can't just lay there, especially with uh all that, do you want us to get water for you?"
After a moment, Doggie subtly nodded. Zoink ran into the kitchen to fill up a small glass of water.
He pulled out the phone again to see what the viewers had to say about this.
denni didnt deserve that bro 😭🙏
wtf?
this is actually horrifying omg what
why are they yelling at eachother dude
type of shit that happens to me on a tuesday morning
no because is he genuinely okay?
an ambulance wtf happened?
oh my god
dawg was the brizz really that bad
Zoink PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD tell us what happened
where is he now?
Zoink was uncertain if he should describe the scene, but he supposed that they should know what happened.
"Uhhh yeah guys so Doggie sort of threw up all over the bathroom floor and now we don't know what the FUCK we're supposed to do," he started, "I guess he said yes to water or something."
He began filling up the glass while he glancing at the phone, seeing messages like "MILK" and "USE MILK INSTEAD".
"Oh yeah I guess that might work better"
Zoink inhaled the water he had already had and swung open the fridge. He grabbed the carton of milk, and carelessly poured it in. He spilled it all over his cloths in the process. He put the carton down and speed-walked over to the rest of the group.
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While Zoink was getting the water, Diamond kneeled next to Doggie, trying to figure out how to begin cleaning up the mess. "Are you done?" he asked.
"I dunnnoooo mayb not" he mumbled.
"How did this even happen bro I didn't know something could even be that spicy," Trick paced back and fourth while looking at Cursed and Conix.
"Well, maybe if DENNI DIDN'T BUY THE FU-"
Conix turned around to point at Denni to find that he wasn't present.
"Scared him off dumbass," Cursed groaned. "It's not even his fault dude chill out"
Conix rolled his eyes and left to find him. Maybe he was a teeny bit too harsh on him.
Nah, WAY too harsh.
Conix frowned and decided to look upstairs in their room, guilty that he let himself get this upset at his friend.
Diamond was getting impatient. "Where the fuck is Zoink brooooo"
"I'm right here," they heard a voice coming closer. Zoink darted into the hallway outside the bathroom and gave Diamond the glass of milk. "I figured milk would help more"
Doggie used the toilet lid as a guide to sit up. He slumped against it and tried to slowly drink it. His stomach felt icky drinking something, but it helped the pain in the throat a little bit, which was better than nothing.
"Doggie you've had quite an interesting day today," Diamond sighed as he stood up, standing near Trick, Cursed, and Zoink. Earlier that day, Doggie drove Denni, Diamond, and Zoink to the store and ended up in a frame perfect crash with a deer. Luckily, no humans were hurt. As for the car, well...
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Conix found Denni hanging out in one of the bedrooms upstairs. While he was examining the rooms, he spotted Denni sitting on one of the beds and walked in. "Dud-"
"I don't wanna hear it," Denni said in a monotone voice.
"No bro, uhg look I'm sorry I probably overreacted about that" Conix replied, avoiding eye contact. Looking at it now, he felt really stupid for yelling at him about sauce.
"Companies will be naming their shi anything these days," Denni started, "Shouldn't judge a product based off of it's name alone, most times its just to catch people's eye or somethin"
"I guess"
There was silence for some time. Both of them sat together on the bed, lost in their own thoughts.
"Is Doggie okay?" Denni asked.
"I think he's ok, dude seems like he's in a lot of pain though" Conix said. "We should probably go check on the others"
Denni nodded. They both headed downstairs together, spotting Trick and the others still standing outside the bathroom. Doggie seemed a little more composed now, now sitting up against the counter. Conix locked eyes with Trick.
"He seems fine now," Trick started, briefly looking into the bathroom. "Don't know how we're supposed to clean this shit up though."
"Where were you two anyways, kissing without me?" Cursed grinned.
All of TCD including Zoink turned to Cursed.
"Yo WHAT??" they said in unison. Even Doggie laughed a bit in the back.
"Chat I've disclosed this before I am NOT gay" Denni mentioned, looking at Zoink with the phone. This prompted Zoink to open up the stream again, scrolling through the messages.
Dennix confirmed?
can some1 explain what happened i just joined wtf are they doing
this is what happens when you give a bunch of 20 year olds a house
is doggie ok?
yall think doggie would have preferred to answer the question atp lmao
I knew Conix and Denni were a secret couple
bro havent they been on this trip for like less than 2 days
cursed be saying the wildest shit LOL
Diamond glimpsed at Zoink, confused for a moment. "Oh my god bro I forgot we were streaming"
Zoink kept looking at this one message someone sent. "would doggie have answered the question if he knew this would happen lol"
"Wait Doggie you still alive?" Zoink asked.
"Huh" he responded.
Zoink peaked in the bathroom to see Doggie attempting to stand up.
"Someone asked if you would of rather answered the question if you knew this would happen haha"
Doggie paused himself for a moment. lowkey thats a good question, he thought.
"I dunno bro the brizz was pretty intense," he managed to say. He smiled. "I'm literally never eating hot sauce again yo that shit was hot ass I can still feel it in me,"
"The fuck you mean it tasted bad too? What did it even taste like?" Diamond was curious.
"It was like spicy chemicals with like a really bad pepper flavor bro I don't even know how I'm supposed to describe it," Doggie was up with the rest of the group at this point.
"I'm so deadass I almost took the drink that first question but I found a way to cheat myself out of it," Zoink joined in, "IT IS THE TRUTH THOUGH that is what happened"
"So like what now," Trick asked, continuing the conversation. "We obviously can't keep playing this if it's this bad"
"Doggie can play Grief to entertain the viewers" Conix jokingly said. Doggie glared at him. That was pretty much the last thing he wanted to do right now.
"Nah nah we'll figure something out," Denni said.
They were all about to head back into the main living room, when Cursed brought up another problem. "Uhh guys, how are we going to clean this up?" he mentioned, pointing in the bathroom.
The group stared at him.
"I don't know bro I'll figure it out later I just want a break for a bit" Doggie sighed, walking away. The others followed. Cursed shrugged and followed them back, with Zoink still talking to the stream phone.
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In summary, don't accidently pour a crap ton of sauce labeled diarrhea into your mouth <3