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• Ego has started a groupchat •
*Ego has added 32 people*
Blue lock
Ego: Everyone who is in this groupchat will not be allowed to leave. This is an important groupchat for All of you at blue lock to be able to communicate. Have fun.
Rin: Yeah no.
*Rin has attempted to leave. You may retry in 60 seconds...*
Rin: WHAT
Isagi: Bro he JUST said we cant leave😭
Reo: What is this and i dont blame rin i wanna leave too
Nagi: oh hi reo
Reo: NAGII okay nvm im staying ♡
Isagi: No one want ypu here anyway reo
Reo: You worth about 20 yen i wouldnt be talking if i was you🙏
Isagi: Only insult you have 😬
Rin: I agree with reo lukewarm
Isagi: Why am i catching strays hello?? papi Bachira help😢
Bachira: Hey dont insult isagi only i can do that!
Isagi: fairs
Chigiri: I lowkey wanna leave let me out
Reo: Shut up lesbian
Chigiri: Isagi were both catching strays 😔
Isagi: Yup.
Zantetsu: How can i stop?
Reo: Huh
Rin: Stop what
Zantetsu: the ringing.
Isagi: Schizophrenia? 😢
Zantetsu: my phone
Reo: Are you actually stupid do you mean how to turn off notification sounds?
Zantetsu: Yes
Nagi: idk
Bachira: Cmon Zantetsu were not that annoying right??😆
Zantetsu: .
Bachira: What dat mean🐝
Chigiri: Ok whatevs who is in this gc anyway?
Shidou: Hello👅
Rin: Ugh not this freak
Shidou: Rin chan i thought we were friends :(
Shidou: Whats your brothers number btw
Rin: Die
Isagi: Whoah rin chill out were supposed to keep it family friendly here
Rin: You can die too
Isagi: I dont wanna kms thats only Kaiser behaviour
Isagi: I pray hes not in this gc
Otoya: I think he is lowk
Niko: Hii guys :)
Aiku: Hello every1
Niko: Nah not unc💀 Shoulnt you be doingf taxes or smth
Aiku: Doingf is crazy
Niko: Yeah you would know how to spell it
Isagi: Guys leave him alone🙏 He has to take care of the grandkids he has a lot on his plate rn
Kaiser: Yeah i agree with Yoichii
Isagi: NO NOT THIS DISCOMBOBULATION, WASTE OF SPACE, BUILT LIKE A BLOCK, PARENTS DONT LOVE HIM, HIS MOM LEFT HIM AND HIS DAD BEATS HIM NO ONE LIKE YOU KAISER. UGH LET ME OUT
*Isagi has attempted to leave you may retry in 60 seconds...*
Isagi: Maybe i will kms🤔
Kaiser: Oh.
Rin: Yoichi Isagi.
Isagi: Im sorry
Ego: Isagi yoichi after your further remarks of threats of Killing yourself we will have to arrange counselling so you will get better as we dont want suicidal soccer players on the field since thats not good for our image. Youre welcome and your councelling starts at 13:30.
Karasu: Ouu shiii
Isagi: 😭
Chigiri: Well damn
Isagi: The biggest surprise is that ness didnt immediately start dick riding kaiser after i said that
Kaiser: I took his phone since he was a bad boy
*Kaiser edited one message*
Kaiser: He lost his phone
Isagi: I hate my life
Reo: I saw that and now i also wanna kms
Shidou: Oohh kinky
Rin: Kys
Shidou: wait guys is sae chan in this group
Rin: Get away from my brother freak
Shidou: No now whrre is he😝
Sae: what i was in the middle of my training
Shidou: OK OK CAN WE PKEASE GO ON A DATE ON SATURDAY I KNOW THIS REALLY GOOD PLACE I KNOW YOULL LIKE PLEASEEE🙏🙏
Sae: Ill think about it.
Shidou: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT HE SAID YES😝😝
Charles: OMG YES MY MOM AND MT DAD ARE GOING ON A DATE??😝😝🐺
Rin: 🤮
Otoya: Bro you basically got rejected shidou🙏
Shidou: HE SAID HE WILK THINK ABOUT IT SO THAT MEANS YES
Karasu: mhm❤️
Otoya: No karasu what about me
Otoya: Daddy alpha your heart should only be with me😩
Karasu: dw im coming over
Niko: 🤨
Chigiri: Let them be gay
Yukimiya: I have to see them be gay every single day and im tired of it.
Yukimiya: Im not even homophobic but theyre doing some bs
Karasu: I had my socks on when we did it so it wasnt gay
Otoya: Yeah me too
Chigiri:😀😁🤣😝🤗😮💨🤢🤮🥵😱🤬😈💩
Yukimiya: Bro went through all the emotions💀
Hiori: I walked in on them one time
Hiori: Biggest mistake
Karasu: Wait guys imagine you were peacefully walking
Otoya: KARASU WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Yukimiya: KARASU NO
Chigiri: cmon it cant be that bad
Karasu: OK YES imagine you were peacefully walking AND THEN you saw this guy selling skibidi toilet concert tickets and you take one and go to the adress and then when you get there its ACTUALLY a huge diddy party AND EVERYONE IS NAKED AND THEY START UNCLOTHING YOU AND THEN THEY OIL YOU UP AND FUCK YOU
Chigiri: IM GONNA KMSMSMS😭🔫
Otoya: OH NAH ITS WORSE THAN LAST TIME💀
Karasu: I might try that with Otoya the next time🤔
Otoya: Yes😍 but NO NO NOOO😔