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"Please, Kudo!" Heiji pleaded as Shinichi crossed his arms in inconsideration in front of him. "I need to win this bet with Kazuha!" He grabbed Shinichi's shoulders and shook him.
"Hattori, I am not going to put lipstick on and then kiss you all over to make it look like you get lots of girls just for a bet." Shinichi pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. He did like Heiji, but he didn't feel like doing this right now.
"C'mon, Kudo! I've been craving okonomiyaki all week!" Heiji shook him again, and Shinichi brushed his hands off to sit down on Heiji's bed. "How did this bet even start?" He crossed his arms and glared at Heiji.
"Well.."
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"Kazuha, I don't look stupid!" Heiji waved his hands around expressively. Kazuha looked away from him in disappointment. "Heiji, these clothes make ya look stupid. Where did yer sense of fashion go?" She stared at his ridiculous choice of clothes he said was the latest trend.
A black shirt that had "I say 67 all the time." printed on the back with a pair of hands under the numbers and tung tung tung sahur printed on the front. He was also wearing slightly baggy, light brown cargo pants. From the side, he doesnt look ridiculous, but when you look at him from the back or from the front, he looks like the craziest person you'll meet.
Not to mention he was also wearing tung tung tung sahur printed socks. Why? Why those socks? Especially the socks. The black high-cut chucks were the only normal thing in the whole outfit aside from the pants.
Kazuha facepalmed and sighed. "You look insane, Heiji." She groaned. "I do not!" He tried to convince Kazuha he looked amazing. "I look great!" He crossed his arms.
"Then if you look so great, why don't you get girls? Let alone anyone actually." She teased, and he cleared his throat. "They're just shy to approach the spectacular, amazing, great detective of the west, Hattori Heiji!" He cocked his head slightly up.
"Aight.. then let's make a bet. If someone kisses you tonight, then I'll treat ya to okonomiyaki. I know ya've been cravin' it for so long." Kazuha smirked. Heiji was already drooling at the mention of okonomiyaki. "But if ya lose, ya get to do my homework for a wee-"
"Alright! Lets do it!" Heiji grinned, then ran off in excitement. He ran outside and walked to the train station, where Shinichi was scheduled to arrive 30 minutes later, and Heiji started devising a plan.
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Heiji chuckled nervously after he explained how he got into the situation, and Shinichi who felt a little empathy for him due to being in some kind of similar situations, decided he'd help a friend out.
"Alright.. under one condition. You'll bring me with you when you get the okonomiyaki." Shinichi smirked, setting his hands beside him on the bed.
"Yes! I will. Anything to win this bet!" Heiji sat down beside him, and smiled. "Thank you!" He handed Shinichi the lipstick he was supposed to use.
"So.. how do we start this..?" He took the item, and put it in his pocket, then rested his hand on his chin in thought. "Lets go establish an alibi at the club." He stood up, and headed for the door. "Kazuha-chan might check for it to make sure you didn't ask a friend to kiss you all over or something." He motioned for Heiji to go out, and shut the door behind them.
Shinichi followed him to a club 20 minutes away, and they had written their names on the list of people who had attended. "So.. what do we do now?" Heiji leaned against the wall, examining the dense crowd.
"We just stay here for a few minutes, then leave. We just needed our names to be written on the list." Shinichi stood beside him.
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After a few minutes, they went out and then back to Heiji's home. They entered Heiji's room again, and braced themselves for what will ensue.
"Okay.. so let's do this." Shinichi took a deep breath, then applied the lipstick. "Okay, so first, ya kiss me here, then here, and then here." Heiji pointed to various places on his face, and Shinichi chose to just kiss where he liked.
He started with a kiss on the cheek, lipstick slightly smudging as Heiji flinched a little in shock despite fully expecting what'll happen. Shinichi held Heiji's face still, and kissed him on the forehead.
Shinichi could feel him reach for his hand, then hesitate and obediently sit still. He continued kissing a few more times, then decided to stop at his jaw.
"Why'd ya stop..?" Heiji mumbled, a bit disappointed. "Do I really have to continue?" Shinichi reapplied the faded lipstick slightly.
"Don't have to if ya don't wanna, ya'know.. don't gotta do it further if you don't feel comfortable." He flushed, embarrassed.
"Are you uncomfortable or anything?" Shinichi examined Heiji's face for any signs of discomfort. "Nah, just.. a bit embarrassed.. and feelin' a bit shameful.. ya'know.." He fiddled with the fabric of his shirt.
"Why so?"
"'Cause we're both boys! Boys shouldn't be kissin' their friend all over. It's- it's weird..! Boys should only like girls! I do like boys n all, but I still think it's.. weird..." Heiji trailed off, realising he had just revealed his biggest secret to his best friend. A secret so big he hasn't told anyone. "Crap! I-I mean-!"
"No, Hattori. Boys liking other boys is okay. Theres nothing wrong in that." Shinichi cut him off by bringing a finger to his lips. "Like anyone you want. Yeah, people may think it's weird and all, but being yourself matters most. Truth is, I actually also like boys.." He put his hand down and smiled at Heiji, who in return blushed.
"O-okay. Ya can.. continue. If yer comfortable! Don't wanna make ya uncomfortable 'cause I like boys n stuff." He looked away and waited for an answer. Shinichi turned Heiji's face towards him, and planted a kiss on the tip of his nose. "Of course I wouldn't. We're friends!" He smiled.
Friend. Heiji's heart ached a bit. 'Not even best friend or boyfriend? Wow!' He thought. 'Wait, boyfriend? Don't get too ahead o' yaself!' He snapped out of his thoughts when he felt Shinichi kiss him on the neck.
"Gotta make it look like you got all freaky with a girl." He smirked, and went back to kissing. "But aren't I too young for that?" He shuddered when he got kissed on the neck again.
"Hattori, youre 20."
"Oh, right! Okay! Let's get freaky!" He grinned, and Shinichi snorted. "I meant I was going to make it look like you got freaky with a girl." He laughed, and Heiji flushed again, embarrassed at the mistake.
"Well, we could get freaky if you'd like.." Shinichi had stopped laughing. "Really?" Heiji turned completely red at this point. "Well, only if we were dating of course." He chuckled, and went kissed him again.
"Bummer.." Heiji was disappointed. "Take off your shirt." Shinichi deadpanned.
"What?"
"Take off your shirt" He repeated, motioning to the shirt Heiji was wearing. "Okay.." He took off his shirt, and set it beside him. He flinched when Shinichi kissed him on his chest.
"Woah, Kudo!" He held Shinichi's shoulders. "Gotta make sure in case Kazuha-chan checks you." He kissed him again. "Wait, right. Go on." He let go, then Shinichi reapplied the lipstick. He kissed him three more times, then decided that was done.
He stared at Heiji's lips for a few seconds, then leaned in a bit closer. He wanted to kiss him, but hesitated and looked away.
"Is it okay if I.. kiss you there? Like.. on the lips. You know." Shinichi pointed, and Heiji nodded. He kissed Heiji on the side of his mouth, then looked away, his face slightly red.
"You missed a spot." Heiji cupped Shinichi's cheek, and turned his face to him. His eyebrows raised, and then Heiji kissed him. Right there on the mouth. It was brief though, as he pulled away after a second.
They stared at each other for a minute, then started both looked away flushed when the other noticed they were staring.
After a long moment of silence, Shinichi finally spoke up, breaking it. "Can I crash here for a while?" He looked at Heiji, who was putting his shirt back on.
"Yeah, sure. Do whatever ya want." He brushed wrinkles off his shirt. "I'll go brush my teeth then I'll prepare the guest room for ya."
Shinichi watched Heiji walk out of the room, and fell back on the bed. He moved around until he felt a pillow, and leaned his head on it. He stared at the ceiling, and thought about how he finally kissed his super hot, very handsome, very smart, and amazing best friend.
He kicked his feet in joy, and felt a bit sleepy. 'Wouldn't hurt to take a nap here, right?' He closed his eyes, and took in the scent of Heiji's bed.
Soon enough, Heiji had come back to Shinichi sleeping on his bed. He sighed, and sat on the edge of the bed. 'I'd already prepared the guest room!' He laid beside Shinichi, and brushed away the bangs covering his face. He did look pretty, sleeping all peacefully like that.
"G'night, Kudo." Heiji smiled, and put a blanket over him. "Night.. Heiji.. love you." He mumbled, and snuggled into the bed, still asleep. Heiji's eyes widened at the sound of his first name, and the words that followed. "Love ya too, Shinichi." He closed his eyes, and slept shortly after.
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Kazuha had forgotten her phone at Heiji's place. She walked through the Hattori's home, and looked for Heiji's room. 'There it is!' She opened the door carefully in order to not make sound, and walked in.
She walked to his desk before she realised there was someone else in the room aside from Heiji and her. She took her phone back and turned her head to the figure beside him, and walked closer.
'Kudo-kun?! With his arms wrapped around Heiji?! With lipstick on?!' Her eyes wandered to Heiji next, and saw him with kisses all over his face. 'Kissed him?!' Her jaw dropped. He was cheating! Or was he?
She opened her phone and took a picture. Multiple pictures, actually. She giggled as she exited Heiji's room, and thanked Heizo for letting her in the house.
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"Kudo?" Heiji woke up to the sound of water running coming from the bathroom. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, stretched a bit, then walked to the bathroom. There, Shinichi was washing off the lipstick.
"Morning, Hattori." He smiled, and finished washing it off. He was already dressed to go outside. "Mornin'." Heiji blinked, thought of last night, and remembered what Shinichi had told him. "D'ya love me like.. as a friend.. or more..?" He rubbed his neck, nervous. Shinichi stared at him, clueless, yet still went on with it.
"More." He smiled, then walked out of the bathroom.
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Later at Kazuha's house, Heiji proudly showed off the kisses on his body. "Look, Kazuha! I got girls n they kissed me all over!" He pointed to his face.
"Are ya sure?" She opened her phone, and revealed the pictures he had taken. "Kazuha, that's not real.." He chuckled nervously. "Oh, it is real. I forgot something last night and captured these." She giggled.
"I'll still take you to okonomiyaki though, ya still got kissed. Oh, and are ya two datin' now?" She stared at the two boys who stared at her in shock.
"Well, Heiji, do you.. want to?" Shinichi flushed, and Heiji mirrors his flushed expression but with shock, then joy. "Yes!" He dove in and hugged Shinichi, and then kissed him on the cheek.
"So.. are we still gettin' it on?" He teased. "Maybe not today." Shinichi nudged his arm, laughing. "Oi! I'm still here, ya'know!" She crossed her arms. "But I'm happy n proud o' ya two!" She. smiled.
"Thanks, Kazuha! Now let's get okonomiyaki!" Heiji's stomach grumbled, and they laughed and went on to get okonomiyaki.