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(ALL WE DO IS WIN 🐎 🏒 🥇)
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Bood: I step away for FIVE seconds
Bood: and come back to the lodge to Shane yelling at the rookies
Bood: What the HELL happened?
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Barrett: Social media footage didn't go as planned
Drovy: Arguably..
Drovy: It went TOO well
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DJ Dykstra: So what's the problem?
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Hayes: JESUS
Hayes: Haasy
Hayes: My G U Y
Hayes: Didn't know you were so good at snowboarding!
Hayes: Where did all those moves come from?!?
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Barrett: ...Hayes
Hayes: What?
Hayes: What did I say??
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DJ Dykstra: Rookies are in trouble I think
DJ Dykstra: Not back at the lodge yet
DJ Dykstra: Still out with Cait and Susie
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Drovy: She looked so cute on her little skis! 🥺
Drovy: Are you guys still okay if I post?
DJ Dykstra: Yeah, Cait said its fine
Drovy: *Hearted 'Yea Cait said its fine'*
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Roz: да, Little Susie was very cute
Roz: What is phrase in English?'
Roz: Gave baby temperature?
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Hollzy: Baby fever
Roz: Ah, yes
Roz: Thank you, дорогой 💕
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Hayes: I guess you're done yelling at the rookies?
Roz: Yes, he is
Roz: Was hot 😍
Hollzy: Ilya.
Hollzy: And I wasn't yelling.
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Barrett: Never seen a group of young men look so chastised lol
Roz: We have grounded rookies for rest of trip
Hollzy: They're not our kids, Ilya.
Hollzy: We can't ground them.
Hollzy: Just told them to go to their rooms.
Hollzy: And that they aren't allowed on the slopes for the next two days.
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Drovy: ...So you grounded them?
Barrett: lol
Roz: Hot 😏
Hollzy: Ilya.
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Bood: Still waiting to be told what happened
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Drovy: *added 3 videos*
Bood: JESUS
DJ Dykstra: That Haasy??
DJ Dykstra: Damn boy!
Hayes: Right??
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Drovey: *Added a video*
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Pointy: Bruh
Pointy: I don't think you needed to add that last one 🙄
Youngin: lmaoo 💀
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Drovy: *Added a video*
Youngin: 😒
Pointy: 😂😂😂😂😂
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Hollzy: What's funny?
Youngin: 😶 Nothing
Pointy: 😶 Nothing!
Hollzy: You four could have gotten seriously hurt!
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BergerMan: I was just the drone operator
BergerMan: How come I got yelled at too??
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Hollzy: You're the oldest out of them, Holmberg.
Hollzy: And you didn't think to tell them to stop?
BergerMan: What about Harris!?
Drovy: I wasn't even out there lol
Drovy: That's why I asked you to operate the drone
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Hayes: Shane, I only know what happened because Harris sent me these earlier
Hayes: Just saying
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Barrett: Not you trying not to get yelled at lol
Hayes: Just passed Hollander on the way to the kitchen
Hayes: What do the kids say nowadays?
Hayes: I don't want any smoke lol
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Roz: I do want smoke
Roz: Angry husband is hot 🥵
Hollzy: ILYA.
Roz: Yes, my angry котёнок? 😮💨
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Barrett: 🤢
Roz: Don't be homophobic barrett
Barrett: I have a boyfriend!??
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Boss Man: Yeah, Harris, you can't post these.
Bood: We don't need to give Crowell any ammunition
Roz: Agreed
Hollzy: *Thumbs up 'Agreed'*
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Pointy: Damn
Pointy: @Roz Thought you were supposed to be the cool dad 😒
Youngin: 😔 same
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Roz: I AM!!
Roz: I SWEAR 😫
Roz: Boys, please
Roz: Your father just wants to get laid tonight
Roz: I have to be good
Hollzy: ROZANOV!
Roz: *Hollander-Rozanov 😌
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Barrett: *Added a picture*
Roz: My boys have such homophobic uncle 😔
Barrett: I.HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND 🤬
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Haasy: *Hearted 3 videos*
Haasy: *Laughed at 2 videos*
Haasy: These came out really good!
Haasy: Thanks again for letting us use your drone, Mr. Dryska!
DJ Dykstra: lol for the 100th time
DJ Dykstra: You can call me Evan, kid
DJ Dykstra: Nice moves btw!
DJ Dykstra: Might have missed a different calling
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Roz: Absolutely NOT
Roz: No child of mine will be boring snowboarder!
Roz: I forbid it
Roz: He will have strong hockey career like his papas
Hollzy: He's not our son, Ilya.
Hayes: Could have fooled me
Hollzy: 😐
Hayes: Just saying
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Haasy: Oh shit
Hollzy: Language.
Barrett: *Laughed at 'Language'*
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Haasy: Just read everything
Haasy: @BossMan @Bood Sorry for causing trouble!
Haasy: And sorry again! @Hollzy 😞
Haasy: Didn't realize this would be an issue 😬
Haasy: @Drovy, we can do some photos/videos instead on the beginner slopes?
Drovy: Sure!
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Boss Man: That should be fine
Hollzy: Agreed.
Bood: *Thumbs up 'Agreed.'
Roz: *Thumbs up 'Agreed'.
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Pointy: @Haasy Bro, you should still post them on your personal account
Pointy: And you still gotta show me those new motorcycle edits you made!
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Hollzy: MOTORCYCLE!?
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Youngin: BRO, WRONG CHAT!
BergerMan: WRONG CHAT!!
Pointy: ...Fuck
Pointy: @Hollzy I WAS JUST JOKING!
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Barrett: Why does Hollander's footsteps sound so ominous coming down the hall?? 🤣
Drovy: @Pointy @Haasy @BergerMan @Youngin Nice knowing you guys!
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(MY DARLING ROOKIES 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏻)
*Roz has changed the group chat name to (THE FOUR FUCKING STOOGES)*
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Roz: This is 3rd time I have been cocked blocked this trip! 🤬
Roz: 🗣️ BAG SKATES for all of you when we get back!! 🫵🏻
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Haasy: *Reacted ☹️ to '🗣️Bag Skates for all of you when we get back!! 🫵🏻'*
Youngin: *Reacted 🙄 to '🗣️Bag skates for all of you when we get back!! 🫵🏻'*
BergerMan: *Reacted 🤮 to 'This is 3rd time I have been cocked blocked this trip! 🤬'*
Pointy: *Added a picture*
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