Work Text:
Zuka knocks on the door to Subspaces apartment, when Subspace opens it, he ushurs him inside. Suddenly, subspace runs to his bathroom. He then runs back out, holding a pink tipped pregnancy test. "Uhm.. I.. I think I may be pregnant."
Zuka's face drops, realizing he may have gotten the Great Subspace T. Mine impregnated. "Oh.. Well... Thats.. Splendid."
Subspace begins running to Zuka, throwing himself into his arms and starts sobbing. "Mmhmh!!! I-i-im s-sorry! I-''
Zuka cuts him off, grabbing him and kissing him roughly
"it's not your fault kitten witten smitten mitten. It's daddys fault, I should take full responsibility for my lack of care." He rubs Subspaces tummy, pinning him down and kissing his stomach.
"O-o-o-oh.. Y-y-y-y-y-yes s-s-s-sir.." His cheeks flush and he kicks his legs.
They made a twin that night.
The next couple of months, it consisted of Sauna crying on Zuukles shoulder. Subscriber wrapping his arms around Zits waist
"So, Super Simple Pimple Patch, do you know the gender of the Bebe yet?"
"No, Zukie wookie pookie dookie, I don't.."
"Mm." Ziplock bag proceeds to roughly lick soap bars lips. "Youve been such a good boy for zaddy zit cream.." Ziptie whispers seducively.
"Y-yes Sir zaddy daddy Waddy baddie.."
A couple months later Sour Patch Kids is now in the Hospital, Medkit taking care of Shoe. Zucchini is sitting right beside Sock and sqeezing Suitcases hand.
Menstrait is setting up the utensils for getting the baby out of salmonellas body, as he is having a c-section.
"You ready, sand?" Monster Energy Drink asks Solar System.
"Yes, I think I am, Mailman." Media then turns to zestfest, looking at him and asking for consent.
"Yes, you may, Menjamin Franklin" Medical Emergency then grabs the Anesthesia and puts it on Slopspaces mouth.
Masculine then starts cutting open Stop Stealing my Netflix Subscription, zoom call looking pissed as ever as mascarade cuts open his baby Zaddy. Carbon Zonoxide then stands up, then is pulled out of the room by security
Santa Ran Out of Presents Buddy gets rolled out of surgery, and is holding baby rocket.
Sorry But Like the Game Board smiles a wide smile, gesturing at Zig Zag Away From The Bear to hold Reese's Puffs.
Zero Computer Chargers Available grabs his son, Rainbow Dash and smiles.
"Wow, Zoned Out For the Rest of the Car Ride, you make such beautiful babies!!"
Rail guard opens up his eyes, looking up at Zealous Cupcake.
"Awee, look at Roku TV Remote!!" Zoologist exclaims
"Lets go home, Zapped by a Lazer." Snowman That's Taller Than Olaf tells Zangled up in You.
"Ok." Zakerina stands up, cradling Random Ahh Movie on Prine Video.
The three of them walk outside, Zizza Delivery Man kissing the top of Sawdust Piles head.
"I love you" Zantarctica whispers to Sea Shanty.
"I love you too." Sombr Washing Machine Melody responds.
Zombie grabs Single Breadcrumb on the Floors hand, kissing it.
Zulu is Most Definitely Better Than Hulu walks Silver Dollar City App to the car, the opening the door for September 11th.
"Thank you." Sally Sells Seashells at the Seashore tells New Zealand.
Zoogle chrome gets in, turns on the car, and glances at Shelves for ur Walmart, making sure he's ok. Slither.io looks back at Zokèmon go, and nods.
ZFJFJEJFJDJ WE’RE OUT OF BANDAIDS presses down on the gas petal, riding into the sunset with Soda Dispenser and his child Rover From Mars. Short Skirt smiling widely as they go back home.