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WOAH THEY MEET YANI ^^

Summary:

Class 2-B of Strength University finds out THE Sharpness Conexion has a sister.

“Woah he has a sister??? Mind if I get ‘em huzz🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️”

“shes like 13 bro.”

“Oh.”

Notes:

I have no direction wahtsoever fpr this fic jsut randoma dventures with yani, sharpness, jude and the whole strength smp ensemble

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Fluixon

I sit ny myself…🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

talkig  tothe mon🤩🤩🤩

Triny get tu yuo…❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🔥

 

Saparata

flux🥀✌️✌️

 

spongs

are u high @fluixon

 

Spongs

@conexi0n where are u

 

Dol9hin

we’ve been waiting for so long💔

 

Tai

stop worrying pvdr sharp worry about the fact jude is also missing

Sharpness is always mussing anygays

 

Parker

Is anygays supposed to mean you and someone or no

 

Rejoice

Do you fangirl over him or no

 

Tai

Im not a femboy..

 

Rejoice

We werent asking that

 

parker

Are they cracking or no

im pretty shure theyre dating or just crack buddies

 

Spongs

Bymeans of drugs when ur referring to crack or sex

Pick bro

 

Fluixon

Probably sex ngl i think thats the best answer overall and i cannot be motivated to be changed hashtag immovablebject

 

dol9hin

is anybody gonna address the elepahnt in the room??????????

 

Noob

PARKER WHAT

 

saparata

Is parker on drugs or what im crine

 

Tai

I mean tbh he MIGHT be

 

Spongs

Just maybe???

 

Noob

can we talk abt anything else atp and not about the debate if jude and sharp were cracking

we LITERALLY have a personal trip to some random ass place later

 

tai

No

 

dol9hin

Is noob mad or no gen

 

Saparata

🥀🥀

 

Dol9hin

im pretty sure theyre busy i think

 

Fluixon

Sharpness is with jud im prtty sjre, they texted me a few hours ago

 

Jude

sorry i wasnt responding

 

Tai

Were u getting cracked by sharpness

 

rejoice

Im gonna put a lesbian barbie doll mermaid edition up your ass tai

 

Jude

Woah

Gonna tell sharpness to do that to me ^_^

:mew:

 

Spongs

Mew💔💔

 

Saparata

are we fr

Wooahhhh gonna tell flux to do that to me!!!!!

 

Fluixon

..no

 

Saparata

Hopefully you arent doing that..

Hahaha right flux??????1?111?1?1?1?11?1?1?1?1??1?1?1

 

Dol9hin

Should i respond or no??

 

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

dol9hin took a screenshot of chat.

 

Parker

HOLY screenshots

 

Noob

dol9hin does NOT need that many amounts of screenshots❤️‍🩹

 

Jude

it’s not that seriousbtw

 

Saparata

so when are we meeting up at the mall or sum shit flux took my alarm

 

Rejoice

What did flux do😭😭🥀

 

Saparata

Can i say hes kinda gay soemtimes

 

Jude

Im pretty sure he is gay, hence why hes dating u❤️‍🔥📌

 

Tai

What does that emoji combo evenmean

 

Sharpness

hey

When are we leaving

 

noob

Omfg it finally arrived

 

Parker

So really were you crscking Jude????????

 

Dol9hin

we support<33

 

Fluixon

Gladto kno u guys arent homofobricks

 

Noob

What is a homofobrick

 

Saparata

Homofobrick🥰

 

Sharpness

Shut the fucj up

i was late to ts because i dropped pff Yani at judes brothers house

 

rejoice

Theory

Confirmed????

 

Saparata

who the fuck is Yani

 

Jude

Yea i can confirm probably

Btw I think you left yani’s nintendo switch at home since i didnt see her hold it

 

Sharpness

I think i did FUCK

 

Spongs

YAOI

 

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Fluixon

Spongs lives for em yaoi✌️🥀

 

Noob

Yaoi CANNOT be this exiting

 

Jude

Spongebob what the fuck

 

Sharp

Wh0 spams yaoi at this age

 

Dol9hin

Whos yani

 

Parker

Why does this yani get dropped off to judes brothers house

“They were only roommates”

 

Tai

mind if i get em huzz🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️✌️✌️🥀🤩

 

Rejoice

Arent you gay

 

Jude

Yani is 13 and is like Sharp’s biological sibling💔

Youre like 19 the law aint letting ts slide

 

Tai

oh

nevermind

 

Fluixon

You guys dont know about Yani1?1?1?11??11?

 

Sharpness

Sadly they dont

Even if i ve mentioned Yani billions of times

 

Sharpness

i have to uh go bacj offline again

i have to pick up her nintendo switch

 

dol9hin

Can i see her tomodachi life mii’s

 

Sharpness

do you want me to bring her or no

im pretty sure Yani is mentally and pjysically attached to her room

 

tai

Holy unemployment

 

Parker

The chud is in middle school waht the fucm do you expect

 

Noob

I mean i am stilk jobless so im gonna pretend im blending in

 

Fluixon

Thent get a job😭

 

Rejoice

lmao

 

Spongs

Who even points out somebody’s unemployment when theyre 19 with a 3.1 gpa

 

Saparata

Idek atp

Also didnt tai fail arts muktiple times

 

Jude

LOL

 

Dol9hin

Now thats just sad🥀

 

saparata

Why we flaming tai

 

Parker

Because he exists /j

 

Tai

STPP ETOP IM GONNA CRY😂😂😂

 

Noob

🤩🤩🧏‍♂️

 

Fluixon

can we geniune shut the fucj up alredya i just wnna fucking go kys

 

jude

im so hurt

 

tai

ih yea i forgot abt that

 

dol9hin

so when ngl

 

spongs

till the day that i die

 

saparata

billie eilish ref??? 

 

parker

I want you to stay
'Til I'm in the grave
'Til I rot away, dead and buried
'Til I'm in the casket you carry
If you go, I'm goin' too, uh
'Cause it was always you (alright)
And if I'm turnin' blue, please don't save me
Nothin' left to lose without my baby

Birds of a feather, we should stick together, I know
I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone
Can't change the weather, might not be forever
But if it's forever, it's even better

And I don't know what I'm cryin' for
I don't think I could love you more
It might not be long, but baby, I

I'll love you 'til the day that I die
'Til the day that I die
'Til the light leaves my eyes
'Til the day that I die

I want you to see, hmm
How you look to me, hmm
You wouldn't believe if I told ya
You would keep the compliments I throw ya
But you're so full of shit, uh
Tell me it's a bit, oh
Say you don't see it, your mind's polluted
Say you wanna quit, don't be stupid

And I don't know what I'm cryin' for
I don't think I could love you more
Might not be long, but baby, I
Don't wanna say goodbye

Birds of a feather, we should stick together, I know ('til the day that I die)
I said I'd never think I wasn't better alone ('til the light leaves my eyes)
Can't change the weather, might not be forever ('til the day that I die)
But if it's forever, it's even better

I knew you in another life
You had that same look in your eyes
I love you, don't act so surprised

 

tai

is this typed by hand or no dawg

 

sharpness

STOP BUZZING MY PHONE

 

Rejoice

omg alpha mad🔥🔥🔥😂😂🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

 

jude

is rejoice rgaebait or no.

 

spongs

LMAOO

 

saparata

mild ass crashout

 

Fluixon

sharps gonna send me a death trheat if i add on so i wont cause im a good boy

 

dol9hin

mustve been the wind….

Notes:

Idk abt this bro..

These are just drabbles with no continuation to anything i write

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