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Summary:

What if the whole Blue Lock cast were normal teens in a big ass friend group that go on side quests and group hangouts!!
Basically, just crack based on my imagination and some of my irl shenanigans with my friends..

Also this is a High School AU where there is no Blue Lock and a little(a lot) bit of chatfic.

Notes:

HIIIIII I really hope you will enjoy this, and I appreciate any spelling mistakes being pointed out as English isn't my first language

Chapter 1: New beaginings

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It was a warm September morning, the rays of warmth from the sun peeking through Isagi's light blue curtains in his dorm at Blue Lock High School. The beams of light softly hit his face as a gentle awakening from his slumber. Yoichi smiles as he enjoys a few minutes of peace before heading to the orientation for this new school year.

“FAH WE GOT FIRST PERIOD ENGLISH WITH MR. BLAKE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

Of course, peace isn't everlasting when you share a dorm with Bachira Meguru, his best friend and classmate since last year, when they were first-years at Blue Lock High.

“Shut up, Bachira!” groans Isagi as he shoves his pillow over his head, annoyed that his morning was disturbed by his loud-ass roommate.

“Brochaco, check the group chat cuz Nagi somehow hacked Principal Buratsuta's computer and got our timetables,” said Bachira as he came into Isagi's room and jumped on his bed, almost making him a human pancake.
At that, Yoichi opened his phone to see a lot of unread messages.

Second years huzzzzzz🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
5:39 am

 

Nagi
Secondyearstimetable2-1.pdf
Secondyearstimetable2-2.pdf

Otoya
SON WHERE DID U GET TS FROM
ORIENTATION AINT EVEN FOR LIKE 2 MORE HRS

Nagi
I broke into his computer lmaoooo it wasn't even that hard :X

Karasu
YOOOO WHAT????
SO LIKE CAN YOU ALSO FIND WHO WILL BE IN THE FIRST YEARS CLASS??????
CUZ I AINT WAITING UNTIL BURATSUTAS LAZY ASS MAKES MISS ANRI PIN IT TO THE BOARD

Reo
That's my man yallllll 😍😍

Chigiri
Ew can you stop being gay for like one nanosecond
I dont wanna see this shit right after i wake up

reply->SO LIKE CAN YOU ALSO FIND…
Nagi
Yeah i think i can just give me like 2 mins lol

reply->I broke into his computer…
Kunigami
I don't think that's legal…

Chigiri
Hiiii kuni gmmmm

Kunigami
Gm chigi

reply->Ew can you stop being g…
Reo
Bitch i know ur not talking when as soon as Kunigami texts ur all over him

Hugo
Ouuuuu shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the girls are fighting somebody bring the popcorn

Loki
Vivi, don't escalate the situation, please. It's too early for this.

Hugo
Yes, baby, I'm sorry

reply->Yeah i think i ca…
Nagi
Class1-1students.png
:X

Otoya
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Karasu
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bachira
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just woka uy whu an d hoe did u get those nagi
DUDDEEEEEEE I GYATT FIRST PERIOD W MISTER BLAKE THE FUCK

Reo
DAYMMMNNN YALL COOKED THIS YEAR HIS ASS DOESN'T TOLERATE EVEN 20S OF TARDINESS

Nagi
Yeah that's why I ended up in detention so many times last year :X

Isagi
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK OUR TIMETABLE IS HORRIBLE ITS LIKE BURATSUTA DID IT W HIS DICK

Chigiri
FRRRR

 

“Brooo this timetable sucks ass, this is not how I wanted to start the new year..” whined Isagi as he fell back into his pillow and threw his phone, almost hitting Meguru, uncaring for the rest of the messages buzzing his phone.
“Hey, you almost hit me!” said Bachira while pouting and sticking his tongue out at Yoichi. Also, get up, you lazy ass; we have to go to orientation in like half an hour.”
Isagie's eyes pop open, and a scowl crosses acros his face.
“What!? Why didn't you wake me up sooner!?” yells Yoichi at Meguru as he sprang up from his bed to hit the shower and get ready for orientation.

 

…………………………………………………………………………..

Isagi and Bachira enter the auditorium, looking around for their friends and once spotting them, they make their way to them.

“Yo, look who decided to show up,” teased Karasu. “You two almost didn't make it.”
“Shadap, Karasu, it's starting,” said Otoya to the ravenette.

As Otoya said that, the lights dimmed, and the whole auditorium awaited the arrival of their principal.