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Skateboard stood waving his glow sticks (all four of them) beside him stood one of his closest friends (besides Boombox obviously) well actually Boombox was his boyfriend now. Skateboard cringed at the memory of how it happened his actual words during the confession of love were ‘Boombox my love… OF SKATEBOARDING is because of you’ Boombox had just stared at him and said. ‘Cool, wanna go on a date or something?’ and that's the story of how they started dating. Skateboard knew it was stupid but he loved Boombox.
Now why was all of that important? Well because Boombox was exactly what was missing to make this night perfect of course Coil, Slingshot, Vine Staff and Shuriken were here but apparently Boombox was too busy to attend the biggest Mic-u concert in the history of the inpherno. So here Skateboard was all alone listening to Hatsune Mic-u well not all alone but you get the picture.
“Hey dont ya think that Mic-u looks like Boombox but in a femboy outfit?” Skateboard looks over at Coil who was the one who asked the question and then he looked back at Mic-u I mean he kinda sees it the shape and colour of the performers horns, the colour of Mic-u’s skin, Mic-u’s body language also reminded skateboard slightly of Boombox but what does he know Skateboard might be so desperate to see Boombox that he's imagining that Mic-u and Boombox could be the same inphernal. But he did see what Coil was talking about so he turned his head back to Coil and nodded in agreement with his previous statement.
Before Skateboard could believe it the show was over and it was like 1 am because they decided to do the show at night for some odd reason honestly now that Skateboard was thinking about it Boombox probably didn't come cause he needed to sleep he was probably sleeping peacefully in bed right now the thought both comforted and made Skateboard sad.
Skateboard looked up to see Mic-u approaching him and Coil. Skateboard got really nervous now that Mic-u was closer they reminded him even more of Boombox.
“Hey handsome." Skateboard expected a lot of things from the idol but not that. Skateboard felt the jealous glares of other inphernals nearby but Skateboard didn't feel lucky he already had a boyfriend!
“I'm sorry but I already have a boyfriend.” Skateboard was quite proud about having a boyfriend Skateboard was then taken by surprise when Mic-u giggled then leaned forward to whisper in Skateboard’s ear.
“Oh I know bro and no one will believe you.” Skateboard was shocked to hear the voice of Boombox whispering in his ear. No ph#cking way Boombox was actually Mic-u but Skateboard knew what he had heard and well he was standing there shocked Mic-u had signed his helmet and walked away leaving behind a Skateboard who was questioning everything he's ever known.
“Bro I got my sweater signed by Mic-u” Skateboard turned towards Coil who was showing off the signature he got. Skateboard just gave him a thumbs up before running off to the sidewalk away from the concert. Once Skateboard got there he got on his skateboard and started skateboarding home to sleep forever and contemplate what he heard from Mic-u or Boombox, SWORDS, Skateboard didn't know anymore.
Skateboard got home the rest of the skate fam were already asleep Skateboard made sure not to wake any of them up as he got to his bed and crashed for the night his thoughts temporarily banished by sleep but he WOULD talk to Boombox about it tomorrow.
It was the next day and Skateboard was gonna meet up with Boombox at the skatepark to talk to him and do some tricks but mostly to talk to him.
“Hey man!” Skateboard turned his head to see Boombox though Skateboard expected him to come blasting music like always but maybe he already knew what this meeting was really about.
“BeforeyouaskyesimMic-uandimsorryfornottellingyouearlierandpleasedontleavemecauseifyoudoIdon'tknowwhatIwoulddoandIthinkIwouldactuallydie!” The words came so fast out of Boomboxes mouth that Skateboard barely understood them. Then Skateboard saw tears sliding down Boomboxes cheeks from under his visor.
“Woah Boom my man calm down, never once did I think about leaving you im just glad you told the truth.” Skateboard went up and awkwardly hugged Boombox who hugged back fiercely sobbing into Skateboards shoulder. After a while Boombox calmed down. He looked at Skateboard gratitude written all across his face.
“Thanks man you're the best.” Boombox looked at skateboard earnestly. Skateboard smiled he was just glad that Boombox had told him about it in the end and the more Skateboard thought about it the more cool it was his boyfriend was THE Mic-u and he hadn't even known until now. Suddenly Skateboard gained the biggest devious grin ever and Boombox immediately knew that Skateboard was about to do something extremely stupid.
“Im about to do the backdash mockball guard fly piss and sh#t trick.” Skateboard somehow said it with a straight face even though he wasn't straight. Boombox just looked at Skateboard like he destroyed his entire lineage.
Skateboard then failed the trick and landed on his face. The end
BOOMBOARD CANNON