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Two threw their lasso, tugging it roughly once it captured their prize. "Here we are again.. Foursie."
Four was not amused. He never is. "Okay. Wow. You caught me. Again. Are you gonna turn me in now? Greaaaatt, let's go then!" They attempted to turn the other way before Two tugged on their lasso again.
"Oh no you don't," They put their hands on Four's shoulders, keeping a tight grip. They began looking over his form. "I've caught and turned you in so many times, but I've never seen what's under here.."
Before Four could process it, Two grabbed his hat and swiftly pulled it off of his head. When he realized a few seconds later, he tried to raise a hand up, in an attempt to get it out of their hands.
"Uh-uh, you're not getting this back until-" Two cut themself off, their eyes landing on Four's head. "Wait a minute," They made a poor attempt of biting back a laugh. "You- you have-"
"Don't." Four made an attempt to look menacing, but it just made him look more like a rabbit— with his ears springing up in surprise when his hat was taken off, and then drooping in embarrassment.
Two lightly held Four's ears, playing with them in their hands. "Aww, you have little ears! That's so cute!" Their sly smile was a full on grin now, no traces of mockery left in it.
Four, on the other hand, was fuming. His face was so hot it felt like it was going to burn off, and it was only getting worse with Two's teasing!
"Who knew such a scary criminal could be so cute? Oh, who's a cute Foursie? You a—" Two was interrupted by their own sharp yelp, barely processing that Four had kicked them. "Well that's not very nice either! Maybe I should just get you locked up again!"
Four shrugged. "Fine by me. We both know I'll just escape within five minutes." He said, which Two scowled at. He grinned from ear to ear. "Wow, you're easier to work up than I thought.. Maybe I should-"
But as Four was speaking, Two began pulling him away.
"Hey! Let me go!!" Four made a poor attempt at getting out of Two's lasso— to no avail.
Two gave Four an almost stern look. "No. I'm going to take you somewhere and then figure out what I should do with you." Their smug expression came back when Four blushed at that, finally beginning to be quiet.