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Summary:

Crowley buys a new robot known as Baymax to help prevent overblots. All the Overblot boys don't aggree and end up being the victims of Baymax's cuteness and care.

I normally don't do fanfics so let's see how this one goes, also I just really want to have something to come back to a write about, like something with an actual storyline rather than oneshots I just thought about.

Im working on the Scarabia chapter rn, idk if I procrastinated, or was tired, but I was not avoiding writing it.

Chapter 1: Housewarden Meeting

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"Crowley, what the fuck is that."

Leona growled, staring at a random giant marshmallow standing with them during the Housewarden meeting. Crowley had called all the Housewardens, and their vices, to a meeting to discuss a solution to all the various Overblots. Instead of a direct action from him, he brought something or someone to tend to them while he focused on whatever he liked to do.

"Where did you even find the money to purchase a robot?" Azul mentioned. Crowley normally focused on the building and himself, this was a small step forward, but it still left him wondering and squinting.

"I am not a robot, I am a personal healthcare companion." It said.

They were left speechless, except for the Ignihyde students.

"It can talk too!" Ortho chirped, flying and circling around, excited to see this new friend. His brother was less innocent, pushing his face onto the robot's soft stomach and giggling to himself as he inspected the material.

"Weeheehee, all those Styx donations were so worth it!"

"Headmage, I'm still not sure on how this will help prevent any Overblots. Along with it being a healthcare robot, it's truly not functional as a solution, we already have a nurse's office and most Overblots have come to a halt," Riddle mentioned. He was trying to keep his face stoic, but the sight of such a cute and round thing in front of him made his eyes sparkle.

"I'm also concerned about the robot," Jade said. The Vice Housewarden of Octavinelle stepped forward from behind Azul's chair, keeping his calm smile on.

"Have you taken into consideration that the student's might not treat this thi—Fellow robot with kindness? What if they hunt it down for sport of claw through it's skin and watch as it deflates and dies slowly and agonizingly?"

The eyes were all on him now.

"…This is why I don't go out chat."

"Let me demonstrate, Jade, please hurt Azul," Crowley ordered the Vice.

"With pleasure." Before Azul could react, he felt how the Eel slapped the back of his head so hard that his hat and glasses ended up on the other side of the table.

"OW?! Why did you have to be so violent?! Oh sevens where are my glasses?"

There was a faint beep followed by rubbery footsteps. Round fingers handed him his glasses slowly and gently.

"Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare assistant. I was alerted when you said…"

His little dot eyes stared at him.

"Ow."

"No shit—" "Shut up Kingscholar."

"I will scan you for injuries."

Idia's eyes were teary as he saw how Baymax scanned Azul. He was so excited that Ortho was being shaken to the point that he himself rang an alarm of distress.

"Scan complete. The back of your head is irritated, along with slight confussion and dizzynes from a head injury—"

"HEAD INJURY?!" Azul looked at jade, who acted like he wasn't at fault.

"I suggest rest."

Baymax moved to be behind Azul.

"Is that all it does? What is it going to give you ice when you have a wound—"

Leona tried to say stubbornly, but was interrupted by a relieved sigh from Azul. Baymax had put his hand on the back of his head, it was glowing blue.

"The cold should help subside the pain."

Once Baymax had finished, and Azul began to be teased by almost everyone, speciallyJamil, who was holding in a laugh, Baymax went back to stand by Crowley.

"I will not deactivate until I know you are satisfied with your care."

Azul mumbled, "Yes, I am satisfied." His face almost as red as Riddle when the roses were the wrong colors.

Baymax deflated and shrank into a red box, finally leaving them.

"Along with Physical problems, he helps with Mental situations. Please treat it with care, he was really expensive. I'm looking at your three!" He turned to see the Savannahclaw, Octavinelle, and Pomefiore Vices.

"But how will we be able to admire such a beautiful being if not up close? How will we test his abilities and response if not by keeping ourselves close! How will we—"

"Mr. Hunt, please do not hunt students to see Baymax's reaction," Crowley demanded.

"Why am I included? It's not like I'm going to steal it's parts," Ruggie wondered.

"Not even you believe hat lie."

"True, shishishishi!" (I lowkey forgot how to spell his laugh)

"And Mr. Leech is self explanatory," Crowley sighed.

"So distrusting, boo hoo."

"Alright then, Housewarden meeting complete!" (I wanted to use adjourned but the definition doesn't seem right.)