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"pAInter! Get me another beer!" Sebastian yelled from his shop.
"On it." pAInter pointed a turret at the expendable near the fridge. "Get a beer for Sebastian, will you?" the expendable quickly retrieved the beer and delivered it to him. Sebastian opened the bottle with his teeth and chugged the whole thing in a second and slumped over, his tail almost tangled on itself. He mumbled incoherently for a solid 20 minutes to himself about MINIGAMES for some reason... the expendable started sweating getting flashbacks to that locker. Suddenly, a wall dweller sneaks into the shop, but Sebastian in his drunken state sees it and grabs it by the head, thinking it's an oversized doll. The wall dweller squirms as he swings it around for a minute. He gets bored and rips the thing's head off, finally realizing it's a wall dweller and takes a big bite out of its torso. "Just like mom used to make." He giggles and pAInter rings up his walkie talkie. "Hey Sebastian.. you should lay off those beers.. i know this place is stressful and all, but-" "GET ME ANOTHER BEER, ROBOT!" "o-okay..." it replied meekly and repeated the expendable turret thing. He pries open the bottle only to spill it all over himself and pass out. Another sound on the walkie talkie. "Oh man... Expendable.. can you kindly put him in the recovery position for me..?" Even the expendable looks concerned, so they do it. Suddenly, the lights flicker and pandemonium zooms past, but it circles back and stops to look at Sebastian's stupor. It doesn't even attack the expendable, it just has a concerned look on what could maybe be a face. Expendable frowns and looks to Pandemonium. They lift him up and carry him to rehab. The end