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Fourone divorce

Summary:

Four and One realize they're gay so they get a divorce and stuff

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Fours POV:

One left for work so I'm watching the tiny green gremlin known as Fourteen.. Hes taking a nap right now so I'm just looking at everyone's stories on Tiktok, Two and X went to the beach today, Five posted some book review, Six posted a picture of Fourteen talking about how ugly her nephew was (understandable) and Nine is in the hospital, just a normal Tuesday.

I look at Fourteens small sleeping form, suddenly realizing something

He's green, me and One are both blue...

that's not how colors work right?

I'll ask One about it when she gets home I guess.

I keep scrolling until Fourteen wakes up and starts crying, probably hungry. I sigh, picking him up and heading to the kitchen to get his bottle from the fridge.

I feed him and sit back on the couch, holding him in my lap as I put on BFDI on the TV, gotta teach them young right?

"I'm gonna be a host on that show one day you know?" Fourteen just babbled cause of course he did

I'm still trying to figure out why he's green though