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"Come on," Sirius calls, patting James on the shoulder as he passes the man's chair.
James spun his chair to face Sirius, a broad grin etched onto his cheeks. The worn leather of the office chair creaked under the sudden rotation, catching on the cluttered hardwood floor of their shared space, where architectural blueprints and scattered permits lay spread out like a paper trail.
"Why are you smiling like that, you freak? Come on, you have to get my sister from the airport," Sirius insists, reaching out a scuffed leather boot to kick at James's calf.
James didn't say anything, stumbling stiffly to his feet, still unable to temper the smile on his face.
"If you don't stop smiling like that, James, she's going to think you're happy to see her. Imagine if she starts coming around more often," Sirius complains, his head tilted as he flings the heavy front door open. The afternoon heat leaked inside immediately, smelling of dry asphalt and ozone. The wooden panels of the shutters tap soft against the bronze door—the ugly one Sirius had insisted on because it was their lucky color, unwilling to listen to Remus's explanations of the distinctions between bronze and gold.
"Dusty gold," Sirius had told him, chin tilted high with the stubborn indignation of a man that had never quite mastered the understanding of "no."
James slips through the door, his hand twisting the lock before he turns back, running into the shipping container converted into his workspace to click off his work email—barely remembering his notebook, just clearing it from the tabletop cluttered with blueprints as he turns back to rush out the door behind Sirius.
Outside, the midday sun beat down mercilessly on the dusty gravel driveway, baking the metal exterior of their sedan until the air above the hood shivered with heat.
"Why is she leaving work early?" Peter asks, climbing into the cramped backseat, his knees knocking against the front upholstery as he settled into the stale air.
"Because," Sirius draws, his head high on what James was certain would be the wrong answer. "She obviously misses her big brother," he declares, gesturing to himself with the grandiose resignation of a man that thought the answer should have been obvious.
Remus rolls his eyes from his spot in the back, leaning his forehead against the lukewarm glass of the window as the engine roared to life.
Peter looks around the car, his eyes shifting staunchly from Sirius to Remus before meeting James's in the rearview mirror.
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"Now of course, my ladies, my fellows, my loves... stand still for a minute, someone is about to die," Dorcas purrs over the microphone, her voice dripping smoothly through the car’s crackling speakers, heavy with theatrical suspense.
Lily’s hands move fluidly through the air in front of the dashboard, signing each word with practiced speed to an intently watching Marlene, who leans in closer from the front passenger seat.
"She's threatening my life!" James complains to Lily, shrinking further into the leather seat as he points wildly toward the window, where Sirius's furious silhouette looms in the side mirror. Lily doesn't even break her rhythm, her hands flickering through sign language while conveying the radio word by word to Marlene.
"This is not about you, James," Lily tells him softly, her voice carrying a mild indignation as she ducks around his flailing arm to stay in Marlene's direct line of sight. "This is important to Marlene."
"What about me?" James begins, sitting up slightly in the backseat of the car, his posture stiff with unearned offense.
"If you don't like it, you can leave," Lily tells him without looking back, her focus entirely on her hands.
Marlene—her lips pursed into a smile where she had been sitting with one of her legs hoisted up beneath her on the leather cushion, her hands digging into her calves—hadn't even bothered to wonder what they were saying, completely rapt by the silent translation.
"Here's the thing: my friend has been known for her petty situations," Dorcas’s voice booms over the highway radio waves, competition-grade speakers rattling the vehicle’s frame. "It's more a catastrophic collision than anything. She is really competent; she's also very dedicated when she puts her mind to something. Of course, she starts dating someone that is as smart and dedicated and confident as she is, but here's the thing—here is where everything goes off for real:
They have it off. They actually hit it off. They both work for his dad's firm. This—this is when the problem started. His dad doesn't like her... allegedly.
It gets so much worse, I'm telling you, 'cause she sleeps with this man's dad. Of course they start having problems, her and daddy's son—he didn't even know that she did it! Of course, I'm only telling you this because they're in another country, so he'll never find out about this, but listen—listen. I swear to God, he doesn't even know that she's like... because of Dad. They were just having regular arguments. It got confrontational—petty confrontational. He wants control, and she likes to break things that cost her. They go at it. Not like animals—like thundering gods roaring above us, they go at it," Dorcas insists, pausing dramatically for air. "His dad won't fire her."
Outside, a heavy THUMP-THUMP rattles the rear door frame. Sirius starts banging on the window with a rhythmic, furious force that vibrates through the glass.
"She's sleeping with Crouch Senior!" James yells, scrambling into the far corner of the door away from Sirius, his fingers digging into the upholstery as if the leather could anchor him against his best friend's wrath.
"I know, you jackass! She worked hard for that damn job and here you come with your ever-changing interests ruining her life! Get out here now!" Sirius roars through the glass, his face pressed so close his breath fogs the tinted surface.
"Oh, and before I forget, a shout-out to my sweet girl Marlene! I hope you're having a good one—she's only my number two fan because Queen B has been on her game since school," Dorcas continues seamlessly over the broadcast.
"Aaaaahhhhh!" Marlene shouts, raising her fist roughly to the car's ceiling with a heavy bop that leaves a visible dent in the fabric lining, completely ignoring the absolute chaos unraveling three inches away at the door handle.
"Oh, here we have our first caller now! Let them in," Dorcas says over the static.
A distorted caller feed clicks through the radio line: "Hi, I'm Vanity Verbiage, and I just want to let you know that if you're on a highway off the airport, Sirius Black is trying to bludgeon your Dreams to death outside Marlene's car."
"Oh, Marlene, honey, you're really fighting for the number one spot, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but loyalty comes first," Dorcas warns, her voice slipping back into that low, melodic purr that fills the air-conditioned cabin. "Here's what I can do: from today onwards, both the number one and number two spots are eternally filled. Sorry, everybody else—only positions three and beyond are open."
Marlene squeals again, the high-pitched sound echoing off the windshield as her hands jerk upwards, punching straight through the car's interior roof lining in pure, unfiltered triumph.
"Yeah, my brother! She's my sister, and this is incest, you perverted little freak! She's too young for you, she's still a child!" Sirius yells outside, methodically tugging at the door handle with enough force to rock the entire chassis on its tires.
"She's twenty-seven!" James yells back, pressing his shoulder flat against the door frame to keep the lock engaged.
"She's still our little sister!" Sirius insists, his face contorted in theatrical agony against the glass.
"She's your sister! We're not even related, we were just friends in school, and I'm only two years older! For the love of God!" James yells back, throwing his hands up in exasperation.
"Open the door!" Sirius insists, banging on the window again with his palm.
"How come you're not this mad about Crouch Senior? He's older than you and me combined!" James points out, leaning forward to press his face closer to the barrier.
"That was business! She had a good job, James, she worked hard for that position, and now she's out of work because of you! Get out here!" Sirius insists, his fingers clawing at the rubber seal of the window frame.
"That wasn't even my fault, they had layoffs because of—" James tries to explain, gesturing wildly.
"Don't lie, you bastard! She already told me that she met someone and was coming home because she wanted to settle down!" Sirius screams at the top of his lungs, his arms flailing outside as he gestures in chaotic air quotes around the words settle down.
"Did you really say that?" James asks, the panic instantly vanishing as he bounces into a ramrod position, sitting up straight with his face beaming right at the window glass, practically glowing.
"I'm going to fucking kill you when you get out of there, you son of a bitch! You do this every time! You liked Lily for nearly ten years, one day you wake up and it's just not right for you, so you break up with her. This is my sister's life, you bastard! She's packing up her whole life to come back here for you!" Sirius yells, his voice growing shrill and cracking on the word you.
"Yeah, me! What's wrong with me?" James complains indignantly, gesturing defensively to his chest.
"You struggle with everything! You returned your dog to the pet store because you wanted the other one, and then you came back with two dogs because you still couldn't decide! You're going to ruin everything when you break up with her, and then she runs off to another country again and stops talking to me because she doesn't want to ruin our friendship!" Sirius complains, tugging roughly at the handle until the metal groans, knocking his fist repeatedly into the reinforced window.
"I wouldn't do that! Look at Lily, we're still friends!" James yells, pointing a finger toward the driver's seat for evidence.
"No, you're not," Sirius complains through the glass.
James turns to look at Lily, opening his mouth to appeal to her—only for Lily to calmly shake her head at him, her eyes fixed cold on the road ahead before he can even ask the question.
James freezes, his mouth flapping open as he looks back to Sirius.
"Where are the dogs now, James? Where are the damn dogs now?!" Sirius demands, leaning his full body weight against the driver-side door.
"The power was out for four hours! I told you to get the flashlight and you insisted you could fix it, but I did not tell you to feed the fish, James!" Lily insists from the driver seat, rounding on him with sharp precision, her hand slamming onto the steering wheel.
"You said he got electrocuted!" Sirius yells from outside, his furious expression momentarily breaking into genuine, unadulterated horror.
James opens his mouth to defend his honor.
"He heated up the fish on the stove so you guys would think it was an electrical mishap," Lily cuts in cleanly, not giving him a single inch.
"This is why I left you!" James yells at Lily, throwing his arms in the air before whipping around to yell at Sirius through the glass. "Lily is being dramatic, and Regina is not a fish! I know how to cook—how many of your sister's exes can say that? And I bought those rose-scented candles that she likes! She doesn't like fish anyway, so I'm not keeping any more in the house!" James brushes off, settling back into his seat with a self-righteous huff.
Laughing, James meets his gaze before his eyes settle back on the road ahead of them, merging into the sluggish crawl of airport-bound traffic under a pale, bleached sky. "They're doing layoffs at her job. Some outbreak has been going on for the past few months."
The car seems to hiss like a hot flame sizzling at his heels, the silence doing nothing to soften the stares.
"She does things for me," James calls out, arching his hand from the steering wheel in a shrug, the rubber grip sticky under his palm.
James catches it in the rearview mirror—Peter's eyes stretching by millimeters, as though trying to memorize James before his inevitable departure.
Remus gives James a look—a stiff, uncertain look, like an elevator trapped between two floors of distinct uncertainty and relentless judgment.
Sirius nods softly, turning around to sit back in the passenger seat. The car was still flooded with the empty echoes of silence, thick and stifling in the ambient heat radiating off the dashboard. Sirius sat there bobbing his head and tapping his fingers against the vinyl before tilting his head slightly, his brows creasing in contemplation.
James reached out a hand, tapping the worn buttons of the radio console.
"Good evening, Wiltshire! Here on the air live with you today is Dorcas—yes, I have to say it like it's the first time, you should be grateful that I'm even willing to spend my time with you. Now take a deep breath with me, because what I'm about to say is going to blow. Your. Minds."
Sirius, his brows still dipped heavily, looks at the radio, his mouth opening as he rolls his tongue around the corner of his mouth. His brows furrow deeper as his eyes dart across the glass of the radio display before looking over at James in the driver's seat. Sirius turns his head, working around to look over Peter before nearly climbing over his seat to smile at Remus.
James met Remus's eyes in the rearview mirror, that ever-present judgment staring him down through the stagnant air of the cabin.
"Well, I have this one friend from school—you remember her, Princess B?" the radio crackles through static. "Well, she has this thing with—" Dorcas begins.
James, his hand snapping out to turn off the radio, flings it into full blast.
"-WITH HER BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND!" the radio blares, the speakers rattling violently against the door panels.
James, ripping his other hand from the wheel to twist the stuck button, had popped it off, the volume not shifting in the slightest as Dorcas's voice boomed off the glass.
Sirius, who had refused to wear his seatbelt, was arched up over the front seat, all but climbing into Remus's lap—one hand splayed on Remus's thigh and the other pressed on the backseat between his legs. Sirius paused, a hazy look in his eyes fading as he turned to look at the radio, his eyes fixed through the wild nesting of James's hair.
Sirius turns, his eyes falling first on Remus with a soul-wrenching dejection.
"It wasn't me," Remus reminds him quietly, eyes silently downcast toward the floor mats. "I wouldn't do that," Remus grumbles.
"You wouldn't?" Sirius questions, his voice bouncing with jubilance before his eyes fall to his hand on Remus's thigh, his finger thumbing lightly at the fabric. "Why, because she's my sister?"
James flips the hood release of the car, pulling the turned key slowly out of the ignition and sliding the entire fob into his pocket. Outside, the highway was a gridlocked parking lot of idling exhausts and shimmering heatwaves stretching toward the terminal signs.
"Didn't we already have this conversation about personal space because of my sexuality?" Remus questions, leaning back in his seat away from Sirius's invasive weight.
Sirius, his face falling into a beam like Christmas Day, begins nodding cheerfully.
James pulled open the car door, certain that Sirius had only heard "you have a chance."
"Hey guys, I think something happened to the car. I'm going to go check it out," he calls, perhaps far too loudly, turning to slide out of the car—only to feel something wrap around him. His heart had stopped for a minute before he clicked the seatbelt off, slipping quickly out of the driver-side seat, his feet carrying him across the hard pavement.
James had made it about thirteen cars down the traffic lane, about to tap at a window, his head snapping around at a velocity so hot it left skid marks on his internal track. He looked down, his eyes finally dropping from the space he expected Sirius to come barraging from, to find Mary and Lily seated in their sedan, the air conditioning blasting visible vapor through their cracked window.
James turned, rushing to the back door, tapping incessantly against the tinted glass.
"It's open!" Lily tells him, her frantic eyes dancing with an anxious edge behind him as she surveyed the chaotic highway behind him.
James gasped with a breath of fresh air, dashing his body onto the backseat. "Don't let him find me," he whispered, snapping back up to lock the doors quickly, the heavy thunk of the deadbolts sealing him inside.