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Noah is sitting in the bus, reading one of his books he brought with him knowing that they probably won’t have much to entertain them while on set. Next to him is Owen who is very much freaking out, considering the big guy is terrified of flying. DJ is trying to comfort Owen which isn’t working, Noah could help but he knows it wouldn’t help.
The other contestants are all either talking with each other or sleeping, the bus ride to the set has been going on for a long while so everyone is doing their best to make most of the time they have. They all came back because not only do most of them miss the fame the show brought them, but also because in this season one of them can win a million dollars.
The bus finally stops as everyone grabs their bags, Noah stands up to grab his bags while DJ has to carry Owen out of the bus. As Chris calls their names, one by one everyone walks out of the bus to make their appearance.
“Lindsay, Owen, DJ and Harold!” Noah can hear Chris say their names, he can already predict what’s going to happen. Especially with how more anxious Owen is getting. After hearing Harold say something nerdy about aerophobia, he walks out after him.
“Keep up the fascinating facts and I’m going to be aeronausias all over you” he snarks out, rolling his eyes as he’s already annoyed. Chris calls out his name and Cody’s,
the boy walking after him. He goes to stand near Owen and DJ, who is failing to comfort the big guy. He hears a thud behind him, he turns to look and sees Ezekiel, Izzy, Tyler and Bridgette laying on the ground on top of each other.
“And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we’re adding two new competitors! He’s an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most species, Alejandro!” As Chris says this, a very handsome Spanish guy walks out of the bus who takes off his sunglasses and helps Ezekiel, Izzy, Tyler and Bridgette up. Noah raises an eyebrow, noticing how…..flirty the new guy is being.
He doesn’t notice when the second contestant, Sierra, get’s introduced until he hears her gush loudly to Cody, he stares weirdly at her as it’s clear she’s a stalker. His attention is grabbed by the plane landing near the host, all the contestants stare at the plane in either fear or hesitation. The plane looks like it’s held together by paper mache and tape, he already dreads stepping into it.
Owen stresses even more at seeing the plane. “No! I can’t ride in that! Call the united nations, call a cab, call my mom! No I’m not doing this! I’m out! This is unethical-“ Everyone flinches as Owen is hit on the head by a pan, he immediately passes out.
“Anybody else got a problem with it?” Chris says while holding the pan, everybody including Noah quickly pretend to be happy with the plane as not to get hit aswell.
As they board onto the plane, Chris leads them to the dining area. “Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that” he hears Gwen complain with Courtney quickly following with “Well I don’t have a problem with it” causing Noah to roll his eyes, singing is not something he is looking forward to.
“Yeah cuz you actually like singing” Leshawna says to Courtney, which thanks Leshawna someone who actually get’s it.
“Well I don’t! Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncins do not sing.” Duncan snaps out, making it very clear he’s not happy about this.
“Think I’ll get to beatbox?” Harold hopes while Duncan immediately says. “I’ll beat you if you try”.
“Why are you doing this to us?” Heather huffs out, pointing to the host.
“Singing reality shows are huge! And the worse the singing, the higher the ratings! Which is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warnings!” As Chris says this, it causes everyone to complain loudly Noah includes. Chris hates them, because why did he think this was a good idea?
After Leshawna figures out that there is a camera in the toilet, which come on it’s to be expected, Chris leads them to economy class where the losers will be sitting after losing the challenge.
When Ezekiel starts talking about how he’ll never find himself in here, Noah can’t help but wave his hand Infront of his nose. “is never your policy to mouthwash too homeschool?”.
Later they all get lead to first class, which Chris explains that the winners of the challenges get to relax in there. He immediately sits on one of the chairs as he grabs his book out of his pocket, reading it as the chair is actually comfortable.
Sadly his attention get’s pulled towards Alejandro who’s flirting with Lindsay, making the dumb blonde giggle.
“That guy is as smooth as mama’s gravy” he hears DJ say to Tyler, the poor guy is clearly upset at seeing Alejandro flirting with his girlfriend. “Lindsay is supposed to like me..”
“Nobody can compete with gravy” DJ shakes his head as Tyler goes to impress Lindsay.
“Lindsay, I can do a hand sprint” He watches as Tyler tries and fails at doing a hand sprint, he flinches as Tyler falls onto the ground.
“Oh my gosh poor…uh I’m blanking on his name, oh! I know! Alejandro!” She smiles at Alejandro. “That’s my name” Alejandro flirts at Lindsay.
“And what a nice name, Alejandro I can say it all day!” Lindsay is clearly falling for the flirting “Please do” The Spanish flirt answers back.
Noah stares at Alejandro and Lindsay before glancing back at Tyler who is still on the ground, something is clearly up with him. Back at the bus Alejandro made himself look like a gentleman by helping but now he doesn’t even acknowledge Tyler. He needs to keep an eye on the guy and as he looks around, it seems like Heather is doing the same thing.
Confessional
“I have a weird feeling about the new guy, at first he seemed like a gentleman doing his best to be seen as someone trusting but now? He doesn’t even seem to care that Tyler is crumpled on the ground while flirting with said guy’s girlfriend!” Noah huffs out, he looks around as he’s in the cockpit with Chef.
“This is much better than the toilet” He hums out, turning to look at Chef. “Maybe for you I’m trying to prep for a flight here” Noah rolls his eyes at Chef’s words.
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They all end up back at the dining area, where they prepare for the flight. Noah is sitting at a table with the other contestants, while Chris is talking to the cameras.
“And that’s pretty much it, I skipped the cargo hold and galley. but I’m sure you’ll find those exciting destinations later when I ‘accidentally’ lock you in them” Right after Chris says this, the plane starts moving causing some to fall. Bridgette falls on Alejandro’s lap. “Señorita are you okay?”
“Is the earth moving?” Bridgette says dreamily staring up at Alejandro. “Nope we are!” After Izzy says that she cheers in excitement.
“One more thing, I’m sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony takes place right in there my friends” They find themselves all standing in the elimination ceremony room, right by the door. As Chris talks about the rules of being eliminated, he keeps being interrupted by Ezekiel to the point he throws the homeschool out of the plane as an example just as it starts to take off.
After that example they all find themselves back in the dining area, where they immediately have to sing. They all look to each other as nobody knows what to sing, Noah already regrets coming back here but a million dollars is a million dollars and because of his contract.
Finally as Duncan ends the song, Chef seems to talk shit about Chris’ musical idea which they overhear due to the speakers. Noah snickers as Chef curses and Chris quickly stomps to the cockpit, clearly angry about what Chef said.
The plane finally lands in Egypt after hours of flying, they all get out of the plane and he immediately starts sweating. It’s far too hot and he’s wearing three layers, he mentally curses his anemia. Chris approaches them while wearing an appropriate Egyptian costume while being carried on a chair by two interns, he certainly doesn’t miss being Chris’ assistant.
They get to the start of the challenge, everyone is clearly annoyed at how hot it is. Chris starts explaining the first part of the challenge as Harold talks about aliens and aluminum foil hats, he groans as he slaps his face at the stupidity.
Everyone get’s ready for Chris to say start, Ezekiel comes out of nowhere begging to be let back into the challenge. “Hey it’s your funeral” With that Chris slams two drum hardware’s against each other, starting the challenge.
Noah runs to the pyramid before stopping, he looks at the entrance and then at the pyramid, he knows that Chris probably made the inside be more difficult with traps. He notices Izzy and has an idea. “Izzy! I need your help!” At the sound of her name, Izzy runs to him curious at to what he has planned.
“You know how Chris wants us to think the inside is easier? Well what if we both instead climb the pyramid just like one of our sleepover as team e-scope?” Noah knows exactly how to get Izzy excited, their sleepovers with him, Izzy and Eva are chaotic and usually ends with them in prison.
“oohhh I know exactly how to do this, get onboard the izzy express” He’s immediately picked up and tossed onto Izzy’s back as she climbs the pyramid. Noah looks around and sees Alejandro climbing up with Lindsay and Bridgette, he rolls his eyes as it’s clear the Spanish guy is flirting with any girl he can get his hands on.
Alejandro, Bridgette and Lindsay get to the top of the pyramid, trying to see how they’ll get down. Bridgette notices a board, just as Noah and Izzy get to the top they watch as the three surf down the pyramid.
“Great, how will we get down?” He groans out, he blinks as Izzy feels into his pockets. “I have an idea!” Noah shrieks and closes his eyes as Izzy pulls out an umbrella and jumps off of the pyramid. He opens his eyes as surprisingly they are floating due to the umbrella, He sees Harold, DJ and Leshawna standing with Bridgette and Lindsay while Alejandro is standing on his own.
“Oh thank god” He sighs out, relieved they aren’t falling to their demises. As they reach the ground, he notices Leshawna, DJ, Harold, Bridgette, Lindsay and Alejandro staring at them in shock. “What? That wasn’t even the craziest thing Izzy has done” He couldn’t help but roll his eyes.
“Noah and Izzy you are on team three!” Chris ushers them to the third spot, they all wait for everyone to arrive. While waiting he decides to talk to Alejandro, wanting to see what type of person he’ll be dealing with.
“So how’s the first challenge treating you? Since it’s your first time on this show.” Noah approaches the flirt. “This has been a piece of cake, mi amigo” Alejandro smiles at him, he notices the guy glancing at team one.
As they continue to chat, he can’t help but make a sarcastic comment. “Egypt is great, I get to experience another life threatening challenge while having to see Chris in that ridiculous costume” He blinks as Alejandro laughs at his words, an actual laugh and not that fake one he does to make girls swoon.
Just then Owen, Sierra, Cody and Heather run out of the pyramid, screaming about a mummy which happened to be Ezekiel . At that exact moment Tyler falls down the pyramid, surprisingly he didn’t break a single bone. Owen, Sierra, Cody and Tyler get sent to team two while Heather is sent to team three and Ezekiel is sent to team one.
He hears three people bicker on top of the pyramid, he looks up and sees Courtney, Gwen and Duncan when Chris rings the bell to sing that causes Duncan to snap. Duncan stomps down the pyramid dragging the two girls stuck to him by a rope as the delinquent is done with the show. As Duncan undoes the rope, he quits and walks back to the plane, Gwen and Courtney are shocked.
“Uhh well then, Gwen Courtney you are on team 3” Chris turns to the teams, telling them they get to name their team. For team one, they settle on team Victory. Team two can’t seem to come up with anything and team three chose team amazon. As team two bicker about what their name is going to be, Sierra lands on. “Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!” which has the entire team shocked as Chris allows it. Noah stands next to Gwen. “Glad I’m not a part of that team.” Causing the goth to snicker.
“Here are your rewards, team amazon you win a camel” The team stare at the camel in confusion as Izzy claps her hands.
“Team Chris is really, really, really, really, really hot-“ “I think there were only four realies” Alejandro cuts through, annoyed.
“You win a goat” Chris continues as if he didn’t get interrupted.
“And team victory here you go” Chris holds up a- is that a stick? Noah can’t help but chuckle at the misfortune.
“so the guys who come in last place get a camel and we get a stick?” Leshawna doesn’t find it as funny as he does.
Chris waves away her anger, the host not caring in the slightest. “All will be explained if I feel like it. Next time, right here, On! Total! Drama! World Tour!~”.