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While mob and verity are looking for diamonds, they suddenly get teleported into the best european country Lithuania and they are also next to the president of Lithuania Gitanas Nausėda
"Labas Gitanas Nausėda, Aš esu Verity, tavo personalus padėjėjas. Paklausk manęs ko nori, aš žinau viską." Verity says because he is so tuff
"Ok Verity ką vakar valgiau" Gitanas Nausėda asks but more tuffer because he is #president
"Tu valgiai cepelinus, geras pasirinkimas"
"Wow ok Verity tu tikrai viską žinai"
"Verity who the FUCK is this square you're talking to??" m STOP CAN IT STOP
Then suddenly Twixxel and Grox appear
"Aight bet, who is this villager looking guy?"
"Labas visiem aš esu Gitanas Nausėda, Lietuvos prezidentas."
Twixxel points at Mob and says "Gitanas Nausėda bitte schütte Wasser auf diesen kleinen dicken Enderman" I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN I USED GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR THIS
Gitanas Nausėda understands but still answers in English
"Yes ok I will do that"
But then suddenly everyone starts speaking Lithuanian and forgets how to speak English
THERES A FLY ON MY ARMa👎 Then they all embrace the fact that they are stuck in Lithuania and eat šaltibarščiai