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The rooftopsquad, Tensei Shouta, Hizashi, and Keyama, was absolute chaos in high school, the main trio all around 17, while the other two just about to turn 18.
How were they chaos? Classes often merged with upper ones, especially when teachers weren't present, which pretty often, they were hated by basically all teachers.
Nedzu, before becoming principal was a substitute teacher, and very often subbed in the class of the rooftopsquad, if he had human hair, it would've become grey.
Luckily for Nedzu, after they graduated yes, three of them went ahead to became teachers, while he was principal, and he held everything those demons did during high school against them.
In this AU, Shirakumo didn't die, but was in a week long coma, and had a full recovery, so did Tensei with his legs
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The UA staff, class 1A and a few pro heroes (Oboro and Tensei included) wake up in a weird theatre room, by the tim3 everyone woke up, the screen light up.
«Hello UA and pro heroes! Today we're gonna be reacting to the rooftopsquad high school! Ask Nedzu who they are»
"Ah! The rooftopsquad? It's Aizawa, Midnight, Mic, Oboro, and Tensei!" The rat said with a grin, his awaited revenge.
"This is a waist of time." Endeavour said.
"We'll get to know more about our teachers!" Midoriya exclaimed
"This is a complete invasion of privacy" Iida chopped his
arms.
"You can also get info about your brother" Uraraka told I
Ilda, whom quieted down, since he doesn't know much about Tensei's high school life.
The rooftopsquad was huddled together, seats next to each other.
"We were pests." Aizawa groaned.
"You're telling me?! My brother thinks I was a saint!" Tensei screeched quietly.
"We're happy with ourselves." Mic nodded with what Nemuri said.
"I'm not?! I've got a reputation to uphold!" Aizawa exclaimed.
"My ranking is either going up or tank after this." Tensei nodded in agreement with Oboro
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«The rooftopsquad owned an apartment, with five bedrooms, and a few bathrooms, bought by Tensei and Oboro mostly»
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Wait, it was narrating text first? Made sense, so that they could get a little bit more info, and be less confused, and now it was video… yup, they were absolutly going to die of embarrassment.
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It was a classroom, outside it was cloudy, it would've probably rained that day, thr class was chaos, chattering away and throwing paper airplanes.
Aizawa was in the third row, writing away in his notebook, Oboro in the second row in front of him, and Mic was next to Oboro, the two desks weren't even supposed to be next to each other, but they pushed them together regardless of the rule.
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"I thought desks weren't supposed to be pushed together?" Uraraka said, raising her hand.
"That's because they're not sweatie" Nemuri replied to the girl.
"Rule breakers~!" Hawks whistled out with a fake cough, as Best jeanist smacked the back of the winged hero's head.
"Shut it Hawks."
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"Whatcha doing cutey??" Oboro asked as he tilted his head back, turning around to watch Aizawa.
"Mind your business, Clide." The guy writing in the notebook replied.
"Pft! It still cracks me that you call him 'Clide'" Mic said with a stiffled laugh.
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"I hate that nickname…" Oboro said with a groan, throwing his head back in mock annoyance.
"Why 'Clide'?" Tokoyami asked his professor
"Oboro's quirk his «Cloud» a first year once called him «Clide» by accidentally, and the nickname just stuck" Midnight replied with a laugh.
"Taking notes? What a nerd, pft" Bakugou said.
"Yeah… notes" Mic barked out with a laugh.
"Oh god…" the homeless looking teacher groaned in despair
"They're gonna find out Shou" Tensei patted his back with mock sympathy
The others looked confused except Nedzu, and Recovery girl who laughed, since she worked at UA for ages, some say she's probably immortal.
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"Uh~? Fan fiction?" Mic said, "who is it about?" Oboro continued for the blonde
"Take a wild guess." The third guy replied.
"They just don't make sense" Oboro said confused.
"Yeah, N'1 and N'2? They're rivals?" Mic tilted his head as he said that.
"Yeah, heroes with benefits, hey hate each other so much, but end up together for a mission"
"That makes zero sense, does it have smut at least?"
"Uh? Duh!"
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"What." It was said collectively by multiple students.
Endeavor and Yagi took a few steps away from each other.
"Fan fiction?!" One or three students shouted collectively.
"About All might × Endeavor?!" Some others said
"My father and… Midoriya's secret father?"
"God you're so dense Icy-hot…"