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Dazai fucked Italy.
No that would be an understatement.
He made love to the lovely Italy.
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His cock erected, just at the thought of the other brown haired man’s sweaty face.
The way the man’s lips fit so nicely around it.
How his yelp was muffled when it touched his throat.
“Nghhhh…” Dazai moved his hand up and down, up and down.
The scent of his partner enveloped him as he stared at…
A piece of paper.
Crisp and clean, with straight blue lines and one pink line.
Three perfect holes, just waiting to be filled.
Dazai grinned.
He was already half naked, it couldn’t be that hard to fit it, right?
He took his hardened cock and thrust it in.
“Ooh yeah baby…” he said
“Ah ahhh!” The paper screamed, the page tearing.
“Am I going too hard baby girl?” The bandaged man asked.
“N-no..!” The paper moans into the pillow.
Dazai cummed every where at that.
The paper dissolved, all that was left was his sticky cum.
Dazai cried, in pain and agony that his lover had dissolved (a/n “that’s rough buddy/ref”).
With that the paper flew away and gave birth to 2340191957846 paper babies.