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Baablu added 12 contacts to the conversation.
Baablu renamed the conversation to "Bored lol"
Baablu: hi guys
Feinberg: What the fuck is this? Who made this?
Baablu: me :3
Feinberg: And who is "me :3"?
Baablu: oh ew I added someone who uses proper grammar
Fantst: DUDE IM IN THE MIDDLE OFG MY FUCLING SHIFT WTF IS THIS
Baablu: a gc
Boosfer: why
Baablu: bored
I have like nothing to do ever
Boosfer: well damn
Feinberg: Wow, didn't even stop to think we might be busy. I don't know about you, but I have stuff to do.
Baablu: I'm busy sometimes
but not rn
Wifies: What's this
Baablu: scroll up dumbass
Wifies: Ohhhhh.
Well can I get everyone's names
Baablu: sure
but wait is everyone even online rn
Carvs: I'm here nowwwwwwwww pls don't crucify meeeeee
Donut: what ._.
Daquavis: I have to leave in a few minutes but I should have a little time to chat :]
Fantst: I HAVE WORRRREK FUCKKL
Wolfeei: LMAOOOO imagine having work
...
I have work tmrw and I'm texting at three AM rn 😔
Evbo: RIP
Saparata: well ig we should introduce ourselves, no?
Baablu: yea
I can go first ig
Uhhhhhm
Fantst: hury up I have work to do
Baablu: then go do it you don't have to talk to me bich
Fantst: well I'm tryna decide if I should leave this fuckass gc
Also nobody's coming in rn soooooo
Baablu: wait what do you even do for work
Fantst: I work at a bar on evenings and weekends, coffee place in the morning and sometimes a tattoo place too
but I don't do the tattoo thing often because it's boring and im not good at art ;-;
Baablu: damn
well whats ur name
Fantst: Fantst
im actually liek an axolotl hybrid thing its rly cool
hbu
Baablu: well, should i give you my name or a nickname
Fantst: whatever you want us to call you by
Baablu: ok
call me dream then
and a fun fact about me is that I'm pretty skilled when it comes to sword fighting
if I do say so myself ^_^
what's everyone else's names
Boosfer: just call me Boosfer iggggg I don't rly have a nickname
Feinberg: Any fun facts for us?
Boosfer: uhhhhh yea
I'm a slime alien hybrid thing
Feinberg: Alien?
That's interesting.
Do you know about any possible extraterrestrial life in our universe besides yourself?
Boosfer: damn hold the questions
also no
anyways if ur gonna psychoanalyze me mind me ask your name and a fun fact abt yourself
Feinberg: My name is Feinberg but you are welcome to shorten it to your liking.
Boosfer: thanks robot
so no special qualities besides typing with the most proper grammar I've ever seen ever
Feinberg: I would like to keep that private, thank you.
I don't know who you people are, so I'm not just going to go and dox myself to strangers.
Boosfer: ig that's kinda valid
who else needs to dox themselves to me now
Daquavis: I can go! :D
Boosfer: okay, give me your exact location and your credit card number
Daquavis: okay so I won't do that.
but my name is Daquavis! you're welcome to call me Daq or Daquav or whatever you're comfortable with! :]
and a fun fact about me is a have random patches of black spots on my body
Boosfer: oh god you're too wholesome
someone else go so I can make fun kf them
Carvs: wellllllll my name is Carvs and I'm an astronaut
Boosfer: can I call you Car
Carvs: no fuck u
Boosfer: alsoooo
an astronaut huh
crazy considering I'm an alien
Carvs: yeah I could like pull out a gun and blow you up whenever I want
Baablu: yes please do that would be so funny
Boosfer: WHAT DID I DO BRO 😭😭😭😭
anyways someone else go
Wifies: Well my name is Wifies and a fun fact about me is that I'm actually cloned off of another person
So I'm a clone
That's pretty cool ig
Feinberg: Wow, a clone? So you don't really have any childhood memories of your own?
Wifies: Not exactly
I remember waking up one day
I was never rly born but I have a family
Carvs: so ur like exactly like someone else?
Wifies: kinda, it was part of an experiment.
My DNA was the exact same as all the other clones but we each grew up in different situations and households.
It was an experiment to prove how parenting and raising your child affects their growth.
I'm actually living this experiment right now. I still send monthly updates to the lab
Feinberg: How interesting!
Boosfer: alright nerds sounds cool or whatever but who's next
Wolfeei: I'll goo
my name is Wolfeei and that's literally it
Boosfer: really?
Wolfeei: well, I mean, I do work for a secret spy agency butttttt
Boosfer: yessss I knew there was more to you than just Wolfeei
Feinberg: Wait, why are you telling us that? Isn't it secret?
Wolfeei: yes but I'll assume you don't live anywhere near me so there's nothing to worry about <3
Saparata: alright bro.
anyways I'm saps
I have bird wings coming from my head I hope that's a good enough fun fact
Wifies: Wait my best friend is actually a parrot hybrid :]
Saparata: oh cool :]
Baablu: wow you actually have friends? lucky 😔
Boosfer: wow you don't?
damn sucks to suck
Baablu: 😭🔫
Fantst: heyyyyy dream we could always be friends :3
Baablu: :0
yay :D
Fantst: oh shit someone is walking in rn brb
wait nvm false alarm she's just standing there on her fucking phone
Baablu: LMAOOO
Feinberg: Wait Fantst.
Fantst: yea?
Feinberg: You work at a coffee place in the mornings and you're an axolotl hybrid, correct?
Fantst: ye
Feinberg: Oh.
Fantst: OH YO THEY LEFT LETS GO LMAO
GET FUCKED BITCH
Vitjok: ig I'll introduce myself even tho I have no fucking clue what's going on
im Vitjok and I'm in college for video and audio technology rn
Wifies: ohhhhhh yeah I shoulda mentioned I go to Harvard ig
Qndres: goddamn ur a clone and a Harvard student next ur gonna tell us you were the first man on the moon or some bullshit like that
Wifies: I wasn't just that, I was also the first man in space as well.
Qndres: oh my fucking god bro
anyways hi guys I'm Qndres and I'm just some bitchass moron ig
Donut: hi guys! I'm DrDonut (just call me Donut please) and a fun fact about me is I'm a streamer.
Feinberg: How fun! What do you usually stream?
Donut: just some reactions to videos and stuff
Feinberg: Cool!
Baablu: sooooo I guess we all know each other now :]
what should we do?
Boosfer: well I don't fucking know you made this gc you tell me
Baablu: yeah but I made it because I was bored
Fantst: you're a sword fighter right?
just go do that
Baablu: but I do that all the time i don't feel like doing that right now
plus I'm technically not allowed to and it's difficult to sneak outta the house
Boosfer: goon
Baablu: okay so let's not
Boosfer: alrightttttr :3
Feinberg: What does ":3" mean?
Boosfer: are we deadass rn
this person is definitely like fifty years old
Feinberg: I'm 23 years old.
Boosfer: WHAT THE FCK YOURE YOUNGER THAN ME?!?!
also I thought you didn't wanna dox urself
Feinberg: There's millions of 23 year olds in the world, I think I'm fine.
Boosfer: if you're younger than me how come your grammar is so proper?
Feinberg: Why the fuck does that matter? Everyone's different. Maybe I don't have a choice to how I speak. Also, how old are you?
Boosfer: 24 ;-;
Feinberg: Well, you're not that much older than me.
Baablu: damn you uncs I'm 22 lmaoooo
Fantst: :0
me too!
Baablu: niceeeeeeeee :]
ooph it's starting to get dark out Gn guysssss
Feinberg: Goodnight.
Fantst: gnnnnnn!!!!! :D
Wifies: dude it's like five AM for me rn wtf
Saps: nighttttt! 🌙😴✨
Baablu and Fantst's DMs
Baablu: hiiiii fantsttttt :3
Fantst: oh haiiiiii :3
what's upppp
Baablu: nothing just wanted to say Gn to u :]
Fantst: but you already did in the gc
Baablu: well I'm gonna say it again
Fantst: lol
gn dream :3
Baablu: goodnighttttttt